🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.

[Lidl Drip]

The "gold" ring is just one of his many wigger traits. He needs it to impress fellow low IQ people and pretend that he's rich and not a broke loser begging for torta money. Same as the big red truck he refuses to give up (except the truck is actually worth something).

 

[Nate Higgers]

The "gold" ring is just one of his many wigger traits. He needs it to impress fellow low IQ people and pretend that he's rich and not a broke loser begging for torta money. Same as the big red truck he refuses to give up (except the truck is actually worth something).

Isn’t the truck still being held at the mechanic because he can’t afford to pay for the work they did to it?

 

[Lidl Drip]

Isn’t the truck still being held at the mechanic because he can’t afford to pay for the work they did to it?

I'm pretty sure he got it back and showed proof of it. He is weirdly proud of his worst financial investment.

 

[Nate Higgers]

I'm pretty sure he got it back and showed proof of it. He is weirdly proud of his worst financial investment.

Isn’t it just a lease? Who would lease a truck for 72 months, much less a recent-gen Nissan Titan?

Oh wait, it’s Ralph we’re talking about

 

[GuntPatrol]

Isn’t it just a lease? Who would lease a truck for 72 months, much less a recent-gen Nissan Titan?

Oh wait, it’s Ralph we’re talking about

It's actually a Frontier... which I guess makes it a little less impractical, since it's a bit smaller than a full-size Titan, and it's not like he needs the extra payload/towing capacity. Still retarded, though.

 

[Waff]

Don't forget the promise ralph made! If his team loses he quits the internet. Hopefully someone holds him to that tho

 

[GuntPatrol]

Don't forget the promise ralph made! If his team loses he quits the internet. Hopefully someone holds him to that tho

That was for the championship game against the Bills, and even after his team won, he admitted that his threat to leave the internet was just a "work." He didn't intend to leave, even if they lost, and all you marks bought it (no one bought it... we all knew he was full of shit).

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

Best timeline would be if he got it appraised and they found out that it actually is worth $30k but was stolen and that's what he owes if he doesn't turn it over.

 

[Farglemark]

Ralph could have the single greatest show if he had a gun sitting beside him in view and tell his audience that everything rides on KC winning tonight because its the last thing he has. Then he streams the entire game.

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

I'm pretty sure he got it back and showed proof of it. He is weirdly proud of his worst financial investment.

I thought that was his kids...

 

[SargonF00t]

I thought that was his kids...

He will spend less on the kids, than he does on his truck. That is probably already the case.

 

[Don'tAnalizeMeBro!]

Best timeline would be if he got it appraised and they found out that it actually is worth $30k but was stolen and that's what he owes if he doesn't turn it over.

DAYYYYum!

 

[AltisticRight]

Isn’t it just a lease? Who would lease a truck for 72 months, much less a recent-gen Nissan Titan?

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/ethan-ralphs-new-guntmobile.109976/
The MSRP of his red eyesore was $37675
His credit was around 600.

Nissan offers financing plans at 72-96 months, with upwards of 21% yearly interest, compounding.

Nissian's 72month APR is 15.49% for someone with 600fico. If he put nothing down his monthly payments are in the $800-$825/month range.
825 x 72 =$59,400

He's paying at least $20,000 extra for an "asset" that loses almost half of its value the moment you drove it out of the dealership.
Not adjusted for inflation. After half a decade, this $20k might as well be 30-40k.

 

[Winston Niles Rumfoord]

Ralph may die of alcohol poisoning tonight

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

Ralph may die of alcohol poisoning tonight

Can he afford that much alcohol?

 

[NewnameRealEmail]

Can he afford that much alcohol?

Chiefs won. He probably has $400 or more now. Don’t you know that’s a kings bounty?

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Ralph may die of alcohol poisoning tonight

That's one way to lose.

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

Chiefs won. He probably has $400 or more now. Don’t you know that’s a kings bounty?

San Fran was a 2 point favorite so he probably did win a ton of money

 

[OrionBalls]

Can he afford that much alcohol?

If he's been doing it right, he should have his own still, by now. At least a fermenter. Beer is fucking easy to make, and not have it explode.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

Can he afford that much alcohol?

The added Xanax makes him a very cheap date. Saves him a bundle when it comes to booze.