🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[AncientPhosphur]

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Ralph who is 5’1 and labors to breath under simple movement is shocked a normal person could climb onto a roof without a ladder.

I love his in Mexico series of tweets where he just explains he’s incompetent. Like when his girlfriend had to show him how to eat food. Here Ralph learns you’re not supposed to flush toilet paper down a Mexican toilet and normal people can perform simple acrobatics

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

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Lmao. Such a top notch lawyer he also does plumping house calls at the dumps his “clients” live in. Maybe Ralph is living in his “lawyers” investment property.

 

[porkWellington]

The only reasons I could see Ralph talking to a lawyer is

1) the guntmobile that isn't legally his because he hasn't paid it off that he smuggled.

2) Pantsuela

I highly doubt his States-side lawyer is making house-calls to Meheeco

 

[Um...]

He couldn’t be more of a teenage girl if he tried, between the Taylor Swift fangirling, filtered and photoshopped selfies, posting pics of his food (look how yummy!) his journaling and ‘poetry’ writing, self-diagnosing (“a-ah think ah may have BPD, Harreh”) and moody weepy episodes. He even types like a teenage girl with ‘lol’ after every sentence, haha btw tbh too.

let me add
- obsessed with designer purses and sunglasses and
- clueless and helpless when it comes to simple household repairs

to the list of piggy’s many girlish attibutes.

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

I love his in Mexico series of tweets where he just explains he’s incompetent. Like when his girlfriend had to show him how to eat food.

I like how Pantsu had to do their yardwork to avoid fines in Richmond and Ralph mowed the grass one time in 20 years and bragged about it.

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

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Ah was waiting for this hotly anticipated episode of "Everyday Interactions With Other People".

What's funny is that we know he posts about it every time he has more than a 5 second interaction with another human being, and yet he only posts shit like this about once a week. Paints a pretty grim, lonely picture.

 

[God's strongest milkman]

Doubt. Ralph is a coward at heart. He can’t handle pushback let alone other people watching him play video games (and sucking)

You wouldn't watch for the gameplay. You'd watch for the arguments every match with black guys and teenagers. Watching Ralph for the gameplay would be like watching NASCAR for the driving. You watch for the crashes.

Honestly Ralph would find success for awhile and then get tired of being the joke so he would try and play with voice chat disabled so he doesn't get oinked at by punks and then his viewership would tank and he'd have to go back to getting oinked at. I can envision it all so perfectly well.

 

[Orc-Chud]

Whipped into submission
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Makes me fucking sick to see the ralphamale, the KING of the sektur treated this way by a lowly degenerate peasent scrub like Niggo pisscakes. Give that faggot hell, my liege!!!!

 

[Rage Pig]

Plumber lawyer story continued, also pig confirms being a pig.

 

[LiquidChrisRespecter]

Forever at the mercy of the kindness of strangers. Sad.

 

[Particle Bored]

Plumber lawyer story continued, also pig confirms being a pig.
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"I always just flush mine lol."

[1 month later]

"I can't believe I have such a top notch lawyer! I had shit flowing all over my floor, and he was like 'I think I can fix it,' then he went and grabbed his snake and waders out of the back of his truck! Can't get service like that in New York!"

Literally Ralph's lawyer:

 

[FiveStarAce]

Shivers [Heroic:Success]:
You look south, suddenly you feel cold. A vaguely anthropomorphic human/pig hybrid is lying on a dirty street of Merida. Bleeding, sqealing. A cheaply made Sandwich is lying next to him, it's Former contents spielen and mixing with the pic creatures bodily Fluids, on the Cracked concrete. Further south, a mariachi Band is playing, while a Group of young men Flash a Brand New Gucci purse to impress another flock of young chicas.

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

Forever at the mercy of the kindness of strangers. Sad.

Now I have to doubt he's even Rosie's father given the allegations of him hiring male prostitutes for the horse bride.

 

[Franz Joseph]

Now I have to doubt he's even Rosie's father given the allegations of him hiring male prostitutes for the horse bride.

Unfortunately for Rosie, Ralph is her father. She has his piggish features.

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

100% he lives a detached shed behind his lawyer's house.

 

[Truly Rural]

His shock that presumably grown man has some handy skills in maintaining essential household utilities is hilarious to me. Ralph possibly doesn't even know how to change a light bulb, God forbid he blows a fuse or needs to close a valve...

 

[AltisticRight]

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>Wash dishes
You use paper plates you hick. What dish?
>Shower
Ebidence needed.

I love how this piggy has to go on lengths to state why one needs water, like a liar needlessly detailing things. Washing dishes and showering are things people don't think about and won't spend time stating.

"I didn't hide the body behind the mound under that cedarwood tree which is 12.75 metres tall and I didn't use a Mutttools branded shovel to dig out the dirt which I didn't purchase from my local Ronnie Rape Shack for $15.98, discounted to $10.75, I didn't pay with my credit card with the digits of 4249 8462 1488 1776..."

You're not a good liar, Ethan. You're a bad one as a maddah of fack.

Also, no dishwasher. Lol lmao, povo.

 

[Me262PrinceOfTurboJet]

>Wash dishes
You use paper plates you hick. What dish?
>Shower
Ebidence needed.

I love how this piggy has to go on lengths to state why one needs water, like a liar needlessly detailing things. Washing dishes and showering are things people don't think about and won't spend time stating.

"I didn't hide the body behind the mound under that cedarwood tree which is 12.75 metres tall and I didn't use a Mutttools branded shovel to dig out the dirt which I didn't purchase from my local Ronnie Rape Shack for $15.98, discounted to $10.75, I didn't pay with my credit card with the digits of 4249 8462 1488 1776..."

You're not a good liar, Ethan. You're a bad one as a maddah of fack.

Also, no dishwasher. Lol lmao, povo.

If you want to say Ralph is a bad liar in Ralphonics, you would say, "Maddafact, Ralph is actually great liar, if I'm being entirely honest."

 

[JustStopDude]

"No señor. No soy abogado. Soy retrasado mental."

"Yean bish...make sure the toileto works. Don't touch ma pills!"

 

[Dr Naomi Hunter]

Also, no dishwasher. Lol lmao, povo.

Still better than living in Rochester, bish!