Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 63 19.3%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.2%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 89 27.2%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 53 16.2%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 118 36.1%

  • Total voters
    327
I’m not defending Drexel but correcting the record because I keep seeing this repeated (I even heard PPP state it as verified fact on KC). According to Drexel, he and the mom were “just friends,” he knew the girl when she was 13, and she was in her early 20s when she asked him for S&M tutorials/chaperoning. None of that makes it okay, but it’s gross enough without embellishing what Drexel boasted about. He had zero inkling that he should be ashamed of himself or that others would be horrified, so I don’t think he was inclined to clean up the story.
The age of the girl when Drexel's grooming was consummated gets older with every retelling of the story, especially after he started getting criticized for it.
 
Even clowns have heart attacks.
No Nick won't. He is going to live the California dream forever. He is going to be young forever, drink alcohol. go to parties and have unprotected gay sex. If he ever acknowledges that he isn't invincible and even he has to be serious, he is going to admit his entire life was wasted and his dream will remain as such.

So Nick, have a drink buddy, this toast is for your eternal youth and freedom from responsibilities.
 
he and the mom were “just friends,” he knew the girl when she was 13, and she was in her early 20s
The age has changed. I've seen one telling where she was 19, then 20, then 22. As far as him and the mom being "just friends", Drex went with them on a trip to Disney once. Maybe they're "just friends" but that sounds more like they were involved in some form. Especially since it appears that the mom knew all about Drex's BDSM experience.
 
I’m not defending Drexel but correcting the record because I keep seeing this repeated (I even heard PPP state it as verified fact on KC). According to Drexel, he and the mom were “just friends,” he knew the girl when she was 13, and she was in her early 20s when she asked him for S&M tutorials/chaperoning.
Appreciate the correction.

None of that makes it okay, but it’s gross enough without embellishing what Drexel boasted about. He had zero inkling that he should be ashamed of himself or that others would be horrified, so I don’t think he was inclined to clean up the story.
You're right that it's still gross enough. Maybe I'm reaching here, but I think the set of corrected facts (with my limited understanding of the ordeal) would still warrant concern. It still irks me and doesn't change my overall opinion. There's no way someone just comes to you out of the blue with such questions/wanting sexual mentoring (wtf!?) without knowing your sexual history and proclivities. Was it Drex's friend that told her daughter about Drex's degeneracy or was it Drex himself? Why in the fuck does your friend's daughter know about your sex life? Even once they hit adulthood, why would you talk to your friend's daughter about that shit? It reminds me of those stories you hear about where an older guy was the coach of a young female athlete and then publicly starts a relationship as soon as it is legally allowed.
 
I think he should be executed purely because of felony unironically quoting Sun Tzu.
Well, you see, he actually wasn't reading from The Art of War, by Sun Tzu. If he had read Sun Tzu, he might be less of a dummy.

Instead, he accidently read The SHART of War, by Gunt Tzu, and based his case strategy around that.

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That's why Vic is saddled with this outcome.

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Drexel has basically told every possible permutation of the grooming story at one time or another. Getting bogged down in the details is pointless. The important part is that he told the story because he thought it made him look like a Chad. True or not, that's ghastly.
 
According to Drexel, he and the mom were “just friends,” he knew the girl when she was 13, and she was in her early 20s when she asked him for S&M tutorials/chaperoning. None of that makes it okay, but it’s gross enough without embellishing what Drexel boasted about.

From everything I've heard Drexel say, he really doesn't strike me as the kind of man who has platonic female friends. He might have been sniffing around in the hope of getting some but wasn't successful, but I really don't see him as hanging around her house to get her view on the latest biography of bell hooks.
 
No offense, but how are you confused by this?

It's clearly a shot against Ty. He's responding to somebody joking about MANdy hiring Ty and Nick to go after him, Josh, and the Farms.

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The "you already know you can't do it there either" references the fact that Mandy lives in Texas, Ty is barred in Texas, and Ty tried that telephony notary crap in Texas.
I missed that chat at the end because I was listening to it in the background, only saw the first two.
 
The age of the girl when Drexel's grooming was consummated gets older with every retelling of the story, especially after he started getting criticized for it.
It would be helpful if someone who’s tracked all the changes could share that data. I’m only aware of one telling but have not been monitoring that closely.
 
So, do we think the seethe is growing or staying stagnent over the fact Daddy Null won't butt fuck Reikita with the accursed balldo while a black man watches?
Swriously, it's creepy how much he hits on Josh.
 
So, do we think the seethe is growing or staying stagnent over the fact Daddy Null won't butt fuck Reikita with the accursed balldo while a black man watches?
Swriously, it's creepy how much he hits on Josh.
That 150k raised by by Null is probably driving balldo insane. Knowing he could be grifting off it right now if he didn't alienate everyone with his faggotry.
 
Well, you see, he actually wasn't reading from The Art of War, by Sun Tzu. If he had read Sun Tzu, he might be less of a dummy.

Instead, he accidently read The SHART of War, by Gunt Tzu, and based his case strategy around that.

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That's why Vic is saddled with this outcome.

(image credit: @Blue Miaplacidus)
A good read for any ill-tempered hoosier. Some of my favorite quotes include:

"Whiskey bottles multiply the more you drink."

"Queerness is the essence of Nick."

"If you are in front of the enemy, make him strike you in the rear."
 
So, do we think the seethe is growing or staying stagnent over the fact Daddy Null won't butt fuck Reikita with the accursed balldo while a black man watches?
Swriously, it's creepy how much he hits on Josh.
The seeth will remain, if not grow, as long as Nick is beholden to shitheels like Dax, Vito, and Ralph, and Null remains defiant towards wearing the Balldo.

Also, there shall be much cope.

Case in point:
That 150k raised by by Null is probably driving balldo insane. Knowing he could be grifting off it right now if he didn't alienate everyone with his faggotry.
Ah, but if Null bowed down, Nick could have raised a gorillion dollars for the Farms!

Never mind the fact he's regarded as such a gigantic faggot now that he can't outraise Montagraph, or that he has less viewers than Mersh.

He would have used dark homosexual coom magic. Silly Null refused to kiss the Balldo. Truly, we are doomed.
 
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This is why I think Ty at least deserves a censure. . . . I think there's a teachable moment here for other lawyers that may spare some other future litigant undeserved hardship.
I would use the entire case as a start to finish example of how not to litigate. People tend to focus on the faulty affidavits as the final nail in the coffin, but people tend to forget Ty's dogshit responsive pleadings complaining about Panty & Stocking with Garterbelt in the opening paragraph, completely disorganized presentation of the facts in basically everything single petition and response, getting outwitted by Ron Toye in deposition, and general buffoonery throughout.
 
I am still trolling for it to clip, but in one of her first appearances, she said she and her best friend (cousin) stopped doing 'salts' together.
I’ve never heard kratom referred to as salts. And I don’t hang out in druggy circles but I know enough to laugh at the idea of Kayla snorting bath salts.
 
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