Margaret Pless / idlediletante / Stan - Official Kiwi Farms Advertiser and Enthusiast Who Has Proudly Eaten Ass. Now Posting Her Tits to Own the Troons!

[Tablet County]

I'm fishing for one of you to jump the shark and tell me ass-eating is worse than genocide.

You're talking to the wrong people. Here at KF we endorse ethnic cleansing.
So I guess if you look at that way then yeah, ass-eating is worse than genocide because genocide is cool.

Don't eat ass kids. Kill a nigger instead.

 

[RichardMongler]

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[AgendaPoster]

Just in case, there are medical and hygiene reasons to not ingest gut bacteria and byproducts of digestion that have nothing to do with being a prude. No, an enema and personal hygiene is still not enough when it comes to various STDs, even various parasites.

 

[Shidoen]

@Stan you are one of the many people who are going to get Pink Eye classified as an STD.

 

[Norbert the Tiger]

My brother in Christ the only thing I know about you is that you told everyone here about how you were a pedophile.

I never did any such thing.

 

[Stan]

Just in case, there are medical and hygiene reasons to not ingest gut bacteria and byproducts of digestion that have nothing to do with being a prude. No, an enema and personal hygiene is still not enough when it comes to various STDs, even various parasites.

I still think this risk is less significant than you're making it out to be. If you're willing to roll the dice and kiss your partner you could get the flu, if you blow your partner you can get the clap. If you sleep in their bed they can give you bedbugs or lice. I'm going to whip out the @Party Hat Wurmple 's favorite line and say that it's your responsibility not to eat lousy, filthy pig ass and if you do, then it's your fault for not choosing better ass to eat.

And if the risks of sex are too scary for you, then you can either use safer-sex preventives like condoms and dental dams.
Or you can just abstain, like most of you are already doing.

 

[AgendaPoster]

abstain

Considering the obvious decline in IQ and the widespread degeneracy, I think that should've been the recommendation far, far earlier.
Alas, now we're gonna have to deal with this instead.

 

[Tablet County]

I still think this risk is less significant than you're making it out to be. If you're willing to roll the dice and kiss your partner you could get the flu, if you blow your partner you can get the clap.

Feces does not come out of (most) people's mouths, nor does it come out of their dicks or vaginas. I doubt you're as likely to get super AIDS from making out or dick sucking as you are to get e. coli somewhere it ain't supposed to be from tongue-punching fartboxes. Your lack of confident language says to me you're full of shit (metaphorically) and coping because you cannot resist the anus of men.

I think the most disappointing thing about this entire endeavor is that muff-diving has only been given a passing mention once.

 

[Party Hat Wurmple]

I still think this risk is less significant than you're making it out to be. If you're willing to roll the dice and kiss your partner you could get the flu, if you blow your partner you can get the clap. If you sleep in their bed they can give you bedbugs or lice. I'm going to whip out the @Party Hat Wurmple 's favorite line and say that it's your responsibility not to eat lousy, filthy pig ass and if you do, then it's your fault for not choosing better ass to eat.

And if the risks of sex are too scary for you, then you can either use safer-sex preventives like condoms and dental dams.
Or you can just abstain, like most of you are already doing.

Can y'all just not eat ass to begin with? Eating ass is gross and degenerate.

 

[Lemmingwiser]

So did the jewish guy reciprocate or was this the reason the relationship fell apart? Because he couldn't bring himself to taste the shiksa tuchus?

 

[Feline Supremacist]

If you're eating ass properly

Imagine trying to justify ass munching as having a proper protocol to claim moral superiority.

ISHYGDDT

 

[Stan]

Can y'all just not eat ass to begin with? Eating ass is gross and degenerate.

Lol @m1ddl3m4rch agreeing ass-eating is degenerate when he is an absolute fucking goblin, the ultimate Bad Jew, a pariah in his own religion, and an all-round asshole who afaik cannot even speak to women politely. He's given to that particular Kiwi-Farms style post where users imagine in grim, visceral, and abundant detail what a particular lolcow's naked body looks like or how they fuck. I cannot imagine writing shit like that unless the cow in question is living rent free in my mind.

I still remember when he openly wished my baby would die of SIDS. Frum people just don't say things like that.

Oh and Wurmple? Get fucked. Please, I think you need it.

 

[Tablet County]

Lol @m1ddl3m4rch agreeing ass-eating is degenerate when he is an absolute fucking goblin, the ultimate Bad Jew, a pariah in his own religion, and an all-round asshole who afaik cannot even speak to women politely. He's given to that particular Kiwi-Farms style post where users imagine in grim, visceral, and abundant detail what a particular lolcow's naked body looks like or how they fuck. I cannot imagine writing shit like that unless the cow in question is living rent free in my mind.

I still remember when he openly wished my baby would die of SIDS. Frum people just don't say things like that.

Oh and Wurmple? Get fucked. Please, I think you need it.

Why are you so defensive over this point in particular? Calling you a fat journo whore and denying the holocaust rolls off you like water off a duck's ass but the second people start calling anilingus gross suddenly that's a bridge too far? Is this the hill you want to die on?

 

[m1ddl3m4rch]

Lol @m1ddl3m4rch agreeing ass-eating is degenerate when he is an absolute fucking goblin, the ultimate Bad Jew, a pariah in his own religion, and an all-round asshole who afaik cannot even speak to women politely. He's given to that particular Kiwi-Farms style post where users imagine in grim, visceral, and abundant detail what a particular lolcow's naked body looks like or how they fuck. I cannot imagine writing shit like that unless the cow in question is living rent free in my mind.

Not my name on the thread, Marge. Don't try to make it about me with your wild speculations.

I still remember when he openly wished my baby would die of SIDS.

Yesterday?

Frum people just don't say things like that.

You wouldn't know, outsider. You were never in and were never shown "in."

Why are you so defensive over this point in particular? Calling you a fat journo whore and denying the holocaust rolls off you like water off a duck's ass but the second people start calling anilingus gross suddenly that's a bridge too far? Is this the hill you want to die on?

She's defensive about everything. Apparently we're prudes for not shitting where we eat with anilingus. Marge chastises our prudishness by describing her lasciviousness, just like a churchmarm should. "Tonguing asshole has the same risks as kissing your spouse, and you're repressed if you disagree." Wtf is the husband who settled for Jabba the Cunt here

 

[Feline Supremacist]

Lol @m1ddl3m4rch agreeing ass-eating is degenerate when he is an absolute fucking goblin, the ultimate Bad Jew

As if jews are a monolith

a pariah in his own religion,

I have bad news for you, jews have been sperging about each other for several millennia

and an all-round asshole who afaik cannot even speak to women politely.

This is where I can confirm you're wrong

I still remember when he openly wished my baby would die of SIDS.

Sure he did.

Frum people just don't say things like that.

OK goy

Oh and Wurmple? Get fucked. Please, I think you need it.

Have sex is not a valid retort when it comes from a skank who loves to eat ass

 

[AgendaPoster]

Did somebody mention The Jews

 

[Tablet County]

Did somebody mention The Jews

*laugh track plays*

 

[Feline Supremacist]

*laugh track plays*

 

[Party Hat Wurmple]

Oh and Wurmple? Get fucked. Please, I think you need it.

I never liked eating ass. Tongue pounding that twat? Sure, any time. Eating ass? No. Not in a million years. I honestly thought people's obsession with it was just a meme. I never thought people actually did it. Are people actually doing it? If so, nasty. I press the hard X to doubt that people wipe as well as they say they do.

Was this just a one time thing or does the guy you did this to someone who actively requests it? Is it like a degrading kink thing?

 

[m1ddl3m4rch]

Was this just a one time thing or does the guy you did this to someone who actively requests it? Is it like a degrading kink thing?

"No sex is degrading ... unless you're a prude!" - Stan probably