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Pepsi said:
Thought I'd post some classics that haven't been posted yet
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Gotta admit, that 4x4 conversion van is pretty sweet.
 
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A more elegant weapon for a more Aspergic time.

Oh, I just remembered, I went to a sword store in York, UK a few years ago and saw the replica Zelda and Final Fantasy 7 swords. I was amazed, I didn't know such existed. Best thing I ever saw till I saw that life size Mario go kart in Toys R Us.
 
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AnOminous said:
Krav maga is the Navy SEALs of martial arts in that they both actually exist but anyone claiming them on the Internet is lying.
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i always thought krav maga was a jewish fighting technique practised by the mossat.
A revisionist jewish fag i knew always described it as one of the most brutal fighting schools.

Apparently people get tought how to beat someone up with a brick.

I still think its a futile effort to fight gas
 
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As far as I know, krav maga was invented to help defend against brown shirts in Nazi Germany, through means of any way necessary, be it a chair, a brick, whatever's lying around and can be used as a weapon.

To put it mildly, it is pretty brutal since it's really about ending the fight fast and hard, with no shits about your opponent.
 
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Abethedemon said:
Related: What is the most spergy/neckbeardy martial art? I'm going with Ninjutsu.
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One could say ninjutsu, kendo, and aikido since those could appeal to weebs. Then again, iirc, kendo is the only one related to the topic in terms of sword spergs. Had sword spergs try to practice martial arts related to western swords such as half-swording, they'd be more likely to injure themselves.
 
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Related: What is the most spergy/neckbeardy martial art? I'm going with Ninjutsu.
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  1. Hold your hands sideways and slightly behind yourself and form a sphere with your fingers, as if you're holding an energy ball.
  2. Begin roaring: "Ka-me- [also possible: Curse-ye- or Shin-ye-] ha-me..."
  3. Thrust your hands forward and open them, like you're projecting an immensely powerful energy beam.
  4. "...haaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!"
 
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DykesDykesChina said:
  1. Hold your hands sideways and slightly behind yourself and form a sphere with your fingers, as if you're holding an energy ball.
  2. Begin roaring: "Ka-me- [also possible: Curse-ye- or Shin-ye-] ha-me..."
  3. Thrust your hands forward and open them, like you're projecting an immensely powerful energy beam.
  4. "...haaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!"
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That reminds me of Yellow Bamboo.
and to get this thread back on topic:
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