Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Slim Boglim]

The fucking TROLES are hacking your internet connection. I'M SICK OF ITTTTTTT!

Anyone else remember that time he thought the trolls were fucking with his internet connection? I can't be the only one.

There was also the time when his iTunes wouldn’t play a song and he thought his trolls had hacked his phone to disable that song in his library

 

[Seafarer]

Does anyone remember when this site used to filter “milk” to “tard cum”? Well the latter phrase is sadly relevant again…

 

[OK_Cogitator]

I've been solo camping in the Appalachians for the last ten days doing innawoods shit and, Jesus Harold Christ on a rubber fucking crutch... I've been white-knuckling it through the last however many pages catching up.

 

[Ponzo]

The Reddit a-logs sure seem to be entertained.

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Reddit is like 40/40/20 split. 40% have empathy and think even cobes doesn't deserve this hotard, 40% find the situation hilarious and want her to stay for content and 20% see cobes as the worst person on earth who only deserves the worst, including having everything taken from him.

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

Meth psychosis coming in nicely toobs. And we got 5 more days to go.

 

[UncommonParlence]

The fucking TROLES are hacking your internet connection. I'M SICK OF ITTTTTTT!

Anyone else remember that time he thought the trolls were fucking with his internet connection? I can't be the only one.

Yeah, lol. He thought they were controlling his volume too. It was just some shitty mic with a stuck button or something doing it. That BOY! is paranoid. I bet he never allows another "woman" in his hole after this. I don't think I would. NAL makes me want to mainline the black pill and I have a noncrazy girl... less crazy girl.

The adult coloring book and markers is right on, lol. The few meth dens I've witnessed were littered with those things. They were trying to give her something besides Josh to concentrate on. It was a humanitarian donation. May even avert a sui-murder. That came from someone who knows what's up and did "Jooooshie" a solid.

When she was trying to open the food and instead of monkey fingerings it open she just tard raged it open spraying the contents all over the floor. Cobra just looks..."that just happened". This man is dead inside. Poor little bastard boglim.

Little dude doesn't deserve this disrespect. I feel bad for Cobra.

I don't know if I've ever seen such a blatant overt display of mental illness. Cantankerous sordid slunt bitch.

He brought this on himself and could end it at anytime... if he wasn't chicken shit and utterly passive.

Whats next? A combination of hedgehog defense mode blended with "leave me alone dude, I'm autistic"?

What if he just left? Went to nips and sent her an Uber and a return flight? Anything but this shit. She's making ME miserable now.

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

Yeah, lol. He thought they were controlling his volume too. It was just some shitty mic with a stuck button or something doing it. That BOY! is paranoid. I bet he never allows another "woman" in his hole after this. I don't think I would. NAL makes me want to mainline the black pill and I have a noncrazy girl.

I'd live like a monk if it was confirmed that NAL was the only kind of girl I could get. Pussy just isn't worth it when it comes with mania and meth psychosis.

 

[Drew Pickles 69]

She had a cd-case or some kind of book in the kitchen earlier and it seemed like she was snorting something in there periodically. She would walk into the kitchen for a couple seconds, you'd hear some noises like she was crushing something, a snort, and then she'd come out even more wound up. Eventually she came out with the case and put it away into a folder in her bag. She made a trip to the kitchen like 20 times in 30 mins, for 30-45 seconds at a time. She's definitely on something.

Probably cocaine she's definitely on some sort of upper if she was snorting pills she'd be nodding out, by now I'm sure Cobra wishes she was just a regular pill head.

 

[Sicko Hunter]

Probably cocaine she's definitely on some sort of upper if she was snorting pills she'd be nodding out, by now I'm sure Cobra wishes she was just a regular pill head.

No way in hell a NEET is paying for a cocaine habit. I don't even believe she's on meth. I think she's manic and the booze just enhances that mania.

 

[Shagedan]

I may pity whatever these two creatures may spawn but I will not hesitate to pick up a torch and a pitchfork to stop the Antichrist. It's like when you would get bitten by a vampire. I'm sorry for you and I'm sure you didn't want to become a bloodsucking spawn of hell but for the safety of everyone around you, the salvation of your soul and the greater good we have to ram a wooden stack in your heart and cut of your head. Deus vult.

At this point there needs to be a running list of candidates for whose spawn will be possessed by Antichristchu:
- Chris and his gal pal’s inevitable spawn
- Ralph’s guntlings
- Rekieta’s BPD youngest child
- The Boglim-Ogre hatechild

 

[giddy-up]

No way in hell a NEET is paying for a cocaine habit. I don't even believe she's on meth. I think she's manic and the booze just enhances that mania.

Her main vice is alcohol, specifically in shot form—favorite being rum but she’ll toss back whatever.

Second vice is weed—hence her bringing up buying weed multiple times when it’s illegal in Wyoming and cobes telling her to stfu.

Third—she has admitted to getting adderal from friends off their prescriptions before.

And last—she has highlighted it in the last few days that she has brought a bag full of “vitamins” and likes percs.

Speculate as you will.

ETA: Personally, it seems like this is the first time she’s “living” with someone other than her parents in 40 years and she’s going full bender.

 

[Slim Boglim]

No way in hell a NEET is paying for a cocaine habit. I don't even believe she's on meth. I think she's manic and the booze just enhances that mania.

Completely agree I had a bipolar friend who was totally fine 90% of the time but as soon as he started drinking he'd go fucking batshit. I remember one time he had like 5 beers and he was going up to everybody at a house party sticking his finger in their face and screaming lines from that once scene in "there will be blood" just legit approaching a stranger getting in their face and turning blue screaming at the top of his lungs shaking "I! DRINK! YOUR! MILKSHAAAKE!" Just acting like a complete fucking mental case. It wasn't even a rowdy house party like nobody was getting drunk and there was just like house music at a reasonable volume playing from youtube on a tv. People often underestimate how regular substances can have a pretty severe impact people with mental issues. It's like when cobes would be blackout drunk and slurring and everybody jumped to conclusions like "Oh he's 100% on Xans" like no man the boring truth is that he's a retard who behaves like a retard on a good (sober) day and now he's blackout drunk and high on dirt weed. I know it's kind of boring but not everything has to be elevated to the most extreme possibility in any given situation

 

[Grift Garrison]

Seriously if Josh navigates his way through this week without being arrested or getting her pregnant, and sends her back to Virginia on the expected timeline I'll have a whole new respect for the guy. He's handling this much better than I ever thought he could.

 

[Tetragrammaton]

No way in hell a NEET is paying for a cocaine habit. I don't even believe she's on meth. I think she's manic and the booze just enhances that mania.

i could see her stealing pills her parents have since they are both elderly i think but even without that whatever the fuck is wrong with her is very clearly made worse whenever she starts drinking or smoking. which makes me wonder what if shes drinking the mead and its making her even worse because of how strong it is?

 

[Sicko Hunter]

It's like when cobes would be blackout drunk and slurring and everybody jumped to conclusions like "Oh he's 100% on Xans" like no man the boring truth is that he's a retard who behaves like a retard on a good (sober) day and now he's blackout drunk and high on dirt weed. I know it's kind of boring but not everything has to be elevated to the most extreme possibility in any given situation

When Cobes used to hangout at Walt and Angies there was a bunch of speculation if Cobes was buying painkillers off them and I never believed it. It's so hard to get opiates nowadays no one is wasting them on a dirty boglim and Cobes isn't the type to steal them that's more of a homeboy Scotty or warlord move. He might have gotten some muscle relaxers since those are much easier to get but painkillers or benzos? Nah.

 

[TotalWeenDeath]

 

[DrNow]

It’s like one of those monkey paw wishes. He asked for a gothic of age girlfriend, and when he got one she was more Cobra than Cobra.

 

[I'mma real anime gurl]

At this point it should be wrapped around the hag's finger.

 

[Boglim Enthusiast]

think they are banging off camera... so fucking disgusting. I didn't realize how good we had it until this hag showed up.

She stumbled back pulling up her pants...

She really is trying to fast-track making our boy a star in her hagporn.

 

[Slim Boglim]

When Cobes used to hangout at Walt and Angies there was a bunch of speculation if Cobes was buying painkillers off them and I never believed it. It's so hard to get opiates nowadays no one is wasting them on a dirty boglim and Cobes isn't the type to steal them that's more of a homeboy Scotty or warlord move. He might have gotten some muscle relaxers since those are much easier to get but painkillers or benzos? Nah.

Yeah cobes just does weed and alcohol and weird legal thc alternatives. I don't doubt he might have tried some other shit but he's not a regular user at all. He openly said he would take muscle relaxers with Alex Anderson but since he biffed it he probably lost his muscle relaxer plug. Honestly, him hanging out with Walt and Angies is probably as simple as his woefully misguided attempt to win over Ellen by being tight with her parents, like when he bought them a turkey dinner or some shit. Since then it probably evolved to a mutual mooching where he goes over to raid their liquor cabinet and smoke inside and they get to bum as many cigarettes off him as they want. Also can't overlook the fact that humans need social companionship and basically all of his friends at that point had nothing to do with him (darf, scotty) or were lunatics who got on his nerves (Warlord). Hell the guy would even hang out with cooltaste who dubbed him a boglim (probably the most consequential act somebody's ever taken against cobes, even if it was unintentional) and would openly shit all over him on his own channel. Maybe they were supplying him with pills, who knows, but there's no concrete evidence to support that so it's a pretty big leap to jump to that conclusion right away when there's so many other much more likely reasons.