Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[DennisReynolds]

As someone close in age to the hag, it's alarming how fucking old she looks. I could triple down on my blow and hooch intake and still look like early Justin Bieber compared to her, holy shit.

 

[Bixby Snyder]

Somehow Cobes is the reasonable one in this duo

 

[Mellow Malevolent]

If she does get preggers, that is going to be one pickled little fetus. As if the genetic disadvantages weren't going to be enough.

 

[James done did it]

Sorry if this has already been discussed but is she jewish? she kind of looks jewy but i can't tell if she's just a boglim. I really hope the kikes didn't send a genestealer to secure the cobra venom.

 

[Big Dogs Gonna Eat]

Uh oh guys. I think we missed this somehow. Kiwitapes is a regard, but this is a good catch.

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

Cops at the cobra den again... sigh faggots.
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they should keep doing it since i keep forgetting how hilarious it is to send police to someone’s house

in case the tone wasn’t clear, im being sarcastic

 

[ResidentHousepet]

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Ive never seen anyone be this out of it. It must be so horrifying to be trapped in a flat with someone so clearly out of their gourd. It's hard to watch on account of it being so disgusting to look at, the movements are so jarring my brain can't process what im truly looking at and I couldn't watch the full clip, its like something you'd post in a rekt thread. Poor Josh, as much as this is his fault, I can't help but have pity for him on account of how witheringly vile NAL is. Yuck.

 

[LiquidChrisRespecter]

Okay, so I'm finally up to date.

You've got to have an absolutely incredible sub-zero level of self-respect to keep debasing yourself like this for a man who mere days ago was airing your dirty laundry and calling you deranged.

I laughed out loud when she made him set up the PS3 for "Tony Hawk Classic" once she couldn't whine her way onto his wifi. Meanwhile, Josh just looks increasingly annoyed while this weathered old hag keeps lashing out at chat.

Also, why does she just start mimicking his voice out of nowhere and pulling a face? What did my boy ever do to you?

Get her out of your flat before she mutates, dood. TMDNWU!

 

[RX-0 Unicorn]

I believe it was said a good few pages back but it wouldn't even be a surprise if she either lies about getting knocked up by Cobes, or gets knocked up by some other guy and claims it's Cobes' kid.
This woman is all kinds of fucked up that is kinda scary.

 

[Lake Cresva Diver]

darf seems like a good dude. deserves better than to be involved with jorp and his ilk

 

[Maldron the Assassin]

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This is almost everything I wanted it to be. Can't wait for Valentine's Day toobs!

 

[BallBuster II]

If she does end up leaving, I think this whole situation will change Josh in some way. I haven't a clue in what way (Good, bad, weird, etc...), but I think once he gets his apartment back and is riding solo again, we are going to see a different Josh.

 

[Catboy Ranch Dressing]

Kiwitapes is a regard

Understatement. Nigger dedicated like half of his BossmanJack video to moralfagging about how Stake is an evil evil company, and anyone who takes a sponsorship from them is taking blood money. Dude is mega retarded.

 

[Twinkie]

jessica got a long-ass neck. it makes her spastic movements seem even creepier.

 

[Molester Stallone]

I'm honestly surprised how much Josh has submitted to her. I can't imagine putting up with her for more than 30 seconds. The steams involving these two are cringe inducing to say the least.

 

[Duck Duck No]

Knowing how Cobes operates I'm 100% sure the second she leaves he'll ignore how much hell he's been through all week and will 100% parrot the "broke my dryspell" line for fuckin months. It'll be like that drunken pizza ingredient loop he slipped into only 10 times worse. I cannot wait for the smugness.

 

[Big Dogs Gonna Eat]

Understatement.

Oh yeah I've sperged before about him and smokey being high horse witch hunters basically, but I don't want to derail the thread about that. I've been having trouble uploading video on KF so I posted the link instead with that small regard disclaimer.

 

[U+200B]

will 100% parrot the "broke my dryspell" line for fuckin months

Also there won't be en intermediate period and he'll go right back lamenting how he's back to having a dry spell.

 

[snort beg snort]

I unironically fw watching weirdos tweak on live streams and I can't even handle that shit. She's so jarring to look at. Something about her expressions is just beyond creepy or funny and just goes straight to gross and obnoxious. She's abhorrent to a point where it's not actually entertaining and I don't even want to watch.

 

[Delamain]

Yup…
Yup…
That’s a fucking sucubus
And a really ugly one at that
Someone send a priest or something Josh is going to get his soul sucked out of him