Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Slim Boglim said:
Completely agree I had a bipolar friend who was totally fine 90% of the time but as soon as he started drinking he'd go fucking batshit.
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It depends on the person, but yeah generally bipolar and alcohol don't mix. Some people get more manic, some more depressive, sometimes both. I haven't seen enough of her to know, but she is definitely off kilter to say the least. It would explain her odd behavior.
 
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Shagedan said:
At this point there needs to be a running list of candidates for whose spawn will be possessed by Antichristchu:
- Chris and his gal pal’s inevitable spawn
- Ralph’s guntlings
- Rekieta’s BPD youngest child
- The Boglim-Ogre hatechild
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All of them are but mere fragments of the true Antichrist. For you see, the children are the 4 horsemen of the apocalypse.
  • The Chandler child shall be Conquest
  • The Ralph ragepig-horse hybrid will be War
  • One of Rekeita's children will be Famine
  • The Boglim-Ogre half-breed will be Death
Together, the 4 riders shall become 2 families. Then the 2 children from these foulest of unions shall one day meet under under the light of a red moon and conceive the true Antichrist.
 
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A guy on reddit said he was on the same flight as the hotard.
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Sexy Potoo said:
All of them are but mere fragments of the true Antichrist. For you see, the children are the 4 horsemen of the apocalypse.
  • The Chandler child shall be Conquest
  • The Ralph ragepig-horse hybrid will be War
  • One of Rekeita's children will be Famine
  • The Boglim-Ogre half-breed will be Death
Together, the 4 riders shall become 2 families. Then the 2 children from these foulest of unions shall one day meet under under the light of a red moon and conceive the true Antichrist.
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So this is the true purpose of KiwiFarms, not to laugh at lolcows and record their antics but to comb the world United States of America to find the very worst bloodlines of that society and guide them to procreating where needed, and over generations to create our own lolcow antichrist. Like an autsitic Bene Gesseriat trying to create our own kwisatz haderach. But instead of being for galactic power and domination we do this all for the sake of the lols.
 
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I dont think im contributing much with this post but I would just like to say I am enjoying the activity and all of your comments here. We have had like 100+ pages since this began I think. Keep it up with the updates and info please and thank you because I cannot stomach women like Jessica. Painful to watch and hear her.
 
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Mister Uno said:
Hahaaaa hardly a day and I called that they would fuck off camera. However I wish it never happened. Cobra come on man you could do better. I really hope for him that she doesn't get pregnant.
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Man I really hope she can't. My money is on her trying to stay in his house permanently, and her getting knocked up would be the worst. She gives off serious manic vibes, and ones I've known drink which don't make it better. Seriously worried for Cobes, he's a harmless tard.
 
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Dude Dragons said:
Good God the child these two are on the way to making is going to have a rough life.
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Nobody would love to see an abomination made between the rotten ovaries of a whore and the nasty smegma-infested cobra venom. Good fucking lord, I am not ready to see the hellspawn's birth defects.
 
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eaglesfan665 said:
Guys, I've seen a lot of of you mention/insinuate he looks annoyed or fed up in reaction to the new troglodyte in his lair but that's not him pouting that's just his normal, every day "casual smile" face.
I won't be entirely sure he's pissed at her until he starts stress sighing, rubbing his face to soothe himself or muttering "oh my frigging God dood" under his breath
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Has already been happening
 
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I watched the original in 1.5x and was so disturbed.

She does the retard hands so much that it stops being ironic and she's just literally retarded. Or crazy. Or retarded and crazy.

And she did this for 30 plus minutes, with some "dancing" interspersed, with zero explanation.

I wish some genuine wranglers/psyches would weigh in cause this shit is pathological. And this is ON camera. What kind of shit does she be doing when she thinks no one is watching?

I cannot wait for her to leave so that Cobra can inevitably spill the beans. Man has zero discretion so we'll get all the gory details in excruciating detail.

I'm still giggling about the plus 10 times fornication and minus 3 climaxes. There goes walnut theory and my entire world view. "Is it crusty, Joshie?! How does it smell, Joshie? Do you like my fat pussy, Joshie!? Joshie! Joshie?! Joshie? Joshie!"

I don't know if Cobra has ever tasted true humiliation before but he certainly has now. I've never felt such second hand embarrassment.

The BOY! looked fucking retarded reaping the fat disgusting whirlwind he sowed. And now he's forever associated with her. She'll always be "Cobra's girl". Roflmfao.

He'll NEVER live this down. He needs to go 100% volcel black pill to even start. He hasn't even BEGUN to process what he's going through.

There's going to be all 5 stages of grief. I guess the thing that will determine how bad the damage is is how well he's able to extricate himself from this train wreck.

If he's lucky he's too dumb to realize the full extent of his trauma and he'll just refuse to talk about it instead of agonizing about the horrors he's experienced.

I never thought I'd see someone LESS functional than Cobra. If I had to put up with her for as long as he does I'm pretty sure one or both of us would drink bleach.
 
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