Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Winston Niles Rumfoord]

I understand Cobes broke the cardinal rule of not sticking your dick in crazy, but I'm pretty happy that he gets a few moments of respite and gets to knock his rocks off.

We all know this is going to end with Cobes becoming a skin-lamp, but for now let's be happy the dude is being drained like his venom is liquid gold.

 

[Xenomorph]

He is doing a great job honestly of controlling his temper. Amazing how he can hold it together even when she tries to provoke him. Woman (lol) or not, if I was him, I would have decked this cunt right in her gob.

 

[Bogliacci]

He is doing a great job honestly of controlling his temper. Amazing how he can hold it together even when she tries to provoke him. Woman (lol) or not, if I was him, I would have decked this cunt right in her gob.

The whole time I'm thinking, "Which will hit the other first"

 

[SanicBlackMagic]

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She looks like Art the Clown

Art the Clown is infinitelly more fuckable and has a better personality.

I would have debauched sex with Art repeatedly if the choice was between him and that... thing...

 

[Xenomorph]

The whole time I'm thinking, "Which will hit the other first"

Yeah, same. I noticed when Cobes gets up to answer the door she is mocking his voice and making jerking off hand gestures... it's fucking weird then when he come back in the room she's all on his cock and balls.
She also doesn't like Ozzy which Floorlord got laid out for lmao
I really do believe she wants him to lose his shit on her so she can play victim for shekels and then go home and pretend she is pregnant for $$ then "suddenly" once the money dries up "loses the baby".

 

[LadiosSopp]

There is something really, really repulsive about women who talks about sex nonstop like a horny teenage boy would.

Severely overcompensating for massive unchecked mental illness. God she's fucking foul.

 

[TV's Adam West]

We have video proof that the king indeed fucks.

 

[giddy-up]

It's all blurred together, what day of dear ol' cobes's torment are we actually on?

We’re on unholy day 4 at the moment. She leaves Saturday and dear god, what could happen between then is only up to the devil.

 

[Xenomorph]

You'd think he would wanna maximize his shekel making by going on chaterbate and fucking this Hagraven

 

[El Duce]

Music playing or not, that bitch was tweaking hard on the crusty ass sofa. Josh needs saving.

 

[Xenomorph]

Music playing or not, that bitch was tweaking hard on the crusty ass sofa. Josh needs saving.

She HAS to be on Meth

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

The whole time I'm thinking, "Which will hit the other first"

Well Jessica was the first to get violent with an inanimate object that was acting cute...

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

We’re on unholy day 4 at the moment. She leaves Saturday and dear god, what could happen between then is only up to the devil.

This week is going to be a slog. She should melt if water is used on her.

 

[lurkin]

Well Jessica was the first to get violent with an inanimate object that was acting cute...

Anyone else anxious this might end in a DV or even murder? Call me hyperbolic but hes barely containing his regret and shes fucking owning his entire environment with her abhorrent noise/personality. Hes a cave dwelling troglodyte so Im worried our boys gonna end up in Jail before she has a chance to fuck off back to what hovel she crawled out of...

 

[Hennimore]

So Jessica confirmed that she talked to Clint on the phone. Man that's gotta be a bizarre conversation for Clint talking to the 40 year old woman your retarded son is banging.

 

[Slim Boglim]

I made an epic meme but this dog pissing website won’t let me post it and I fear by the time it’s fixed it’ll no longer be relevant and IT’S PISSIN ME OOOOOOOOOFFFF!!!

IT. PISSES. ME. OOOOOOOOOFFFFFFF!!

 

[Bogliacci]

I bet Josh gave her the wrong info to his wifi so she wouldn't be able to stream from her phone and follow him around lol.

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

I made an epic meme but this dog pissing website won’t let me post it and I fear by the time it’s fixed it’ll no longer be relevant and IT’S PISSIN ME OOOOOOOOOFFFF!!!

IT. PISSES. ME. OOOOOOOOOFFFFFFF!!

The fucking TROLES are hacking your internet connection. I'M SICK OF ITTTTTTT!

Anyone else remember that time he thought the trolls were fucking with his internet connection? I can't be the only one.

 

[Drama Fan]

This week is going to be a slog. She should melt if water is used on her.

I think a bar of tactical soap would just scrub her away. Everyone would be like "dang that old puddle lady smells good"

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

The Reddit a-logs sure seem to be entertained.

While I agree with the majority of this thread that reddit is gay, especially when they call the police, you have to remember these posts are 100% bait to manipulate cobra, often done by the "fans" in his discord/DMs. They know it's a very easy way to manipulate him for content.

IE:
>post on reddit as a trole, Cobra is a pussy he'll never go live.
>screenshot reddit post and text Cobra, look at what the "trolls" wrote on reddit, they're so gay lol you rule their life lol
*Cobra goes live.

She HAS to be on Meth

She had a cd-case or some kind of book in the kitchen earlier and it seemed like she was snorting something in there periodically. She would walk into the kitchen for a couple seconds, you'd hear some noises like she was crushing something, a snort, and then she'd come out even more wound up. Eventually she came out with the case and put it away into a folder in her bag. She made a trip to the kitchen like 20 times in 30 mins, for 30-45 seconds at a time. She's definitely on something.