Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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I guess it would be decent content if he knocked her up but I really fucking hate this woman. She's just repulsive and clearly insane. Josh just sits there looking meek and occasionally smirks at the camera while caressing her disgusting crouch or old lady tits. Like it's funny until it doesn't stop and you can't look away from the oncoming wreck.

It would be an actual sad thing if these two retards have a kid. Jason Saunders would not have a fucking chance in this world
 
I'm genuinely worried for Josh. If this continues to trend the way it has he will break before the 8 days are over.
at this point its pretty obvious he is in way over his head. i imagine he is just waiting for the 8 days to be over so he can finally be free. the only issue with that is there is no real promise 8 days is all this will last for. NAL is gonna do everything she can to stay with cobes forever.

NAL is just foul, I don't know how else to put it. Abrasive, vulgar and gross with literally no redeeming qualities whatsoever.

Hearing Cobra be forced to do the Spongebob imitation again made my soul hurt.
its actually insane how awful she is. at first i thought she was just some random cobra a-log who was pretending to like him but she has proven herself to be much worse.

i can only imagine what it must be like to put up with her every second of every day. not even cobes deserves this swamp hag she actually makes him look somewhat normal by comparison.
 
old lady tits.

Hold on a minute. There’s a lot of great 39 year old tits on this planet, so no comparison between hers and theirs. She’s a troglodyte who looks like she got hit with one BIG ass crack spoon full of ugliness and disease

Please coobers, please do yourself a favor and give that nasty cunt a swift kick out the door. You can’t be this retarded… can you?
 
I guess it would be decent content if he knocked her up but I really fucking hate this woman. She's just repulsive and clearly insane. Josh just sits there looking meek and occasionally smirks at the camera while caressing her disgusting crouch or old lady tits. Like it's funny until it doesn't stop and you can't look away from the oncoming wreck.

It would be an actual sad thing if these two retards have a kid. Jason Saunders would have a fucking chance in this world
I think the real fun will begin when she gets pregnant. Right now she’s still a bit insecure. She doesn’t hide that she thinks she’s ugly. She’s love bombing him and giving him whatever he wants. Once she gets knocked up, she’ll show her true face.

She’s way more crazy and social than he is. Josh has always been really shy in public. He wouldn’t even talk to people whenever he went to the bar. Nal will most likely start getting involved with local meth aristocracy pretty soon. It wouldn’t surprise me if she started bringing junkies and bums to his place. She’ll probably cuck him too. Content will peak when we’ll get the holy trifecta of Josh thousand years staring into the camera while little Jason cries in the background to the tune of Nal getting pounded on Josh’s bed. American gothic.
 
I can’t believe he is rawdogging that mentally unhinged whore. There’s no way she doesn’t have an STD. If she can’t be bothered to shower, she’s not doing checkups.

I think too many people are banking on her being sterile. Doubt it. Josh is so fucked.
Even a minor STD could fuck Cobes' shit up because he drinks way too much to be using antibiotics.

I don't know about him having a kid though. Somewhere between the booze, the homemade botulism mead, and the air dusters, I can't imagine him having too many swimmers down there. At least I hope that's the case because it'll be a miracle if any kid he has doesn't come out completely retarded.
 
Guys, I've seen a lot of of you mention/insinuate he looks annoyed or fed up in reaction to the new troglodyte in his lair but that's not him pouting that's just his normal, every day "casual smile" face.
I won't be entirely sure he's pissed at her until he starts stress sighing, rubbing his face to soothe himself or muttering "oh my frigging God dood" under his breath
Nigga what fuckin streams have you been watching, the boy is in hell and he knows it
 
guess it would be decent content if he knocked her up
No it wouldn't. Her getting pregnant would be super dark and sad. Too dark to even laugh at. No doubt she'd refuse to get an abortion and either drink until she miscarried or the baby came out retarded. That or it comes out normal and has to be taken away by CPS and go get molested in a foster home.
 
Would probably end up in foster care
not necessarily.
I'm watching these two retards who are tangentially related to Cobes (Krystal and Lesley), and they had a child. If you've never seen them, they're both Cyraxx-levels of intelligence, with Krystal being, by my guess, in the 50s, and Lesley in the 60s.

They had a child, and it wasn't taken away immediately.
 
not necessarily.
I'm watching these two retards who are tangentially related to Cobes (Krystal and Lesley), and they had a child. If you've never seen them, they're both Cyraxx-levels of intelligence, with Krystal being, by my guess, in the 50s, and Lesley in the 60s.

They had a child, and it wasn't taken away immediately.
I guess the child being taken away is thinking glass half full.
 
I feel for Josh, man. lots of us have had misadventures where a woman overstayed her welcome and ended up miserable. I've been a functioning alcoholic since I was a teen, and I've met party hoes off of dating sites that get so fucking retarded one single sip in of alcohol and think they're your wife because you shoved your wand into em and basically have to shoo them off like a bad stray cat or they start fights over boundaries they're crossing and you just have to get rid of them. and I'm a normal looking dude in my late 20's, these are generally normal looking adult women who are irritating but not disgusting. Cobes is having to deal with a bottom of the barrel repulsive over the hill whore who probably is even more repulsive wiggling around and making noises when she's praising cobra's magic he's hitting her with, it makes me so thankful I'm not regarded and could at least take them home or send them in an uber. I might not like my woman sometimes but this shit is genuinely making me thankful my old days are behind me. I've had a soft spot for Josh for a decade, he's the one cow I think could be salvageable he was normal just autistic and stupid when I was introduced to him. and I'm praying this shit makes him wake the fuck up, but more than likely he's either stuck with this fat ugly bitch until one of them dies of alcohol poisoning or they drive each other insane to the point one of them snaps and the domestic violence arc begins. that is NOT what's up toobs.
 
I miss the days of people keeping disgusting talk in the bedroom. This bitch has no class and even Josh looks like he's grossed out by the constant pussy eating talk.
I remember listening to an excerpt from a podcast with Curtis Yarvin and Bronze Age Pervert. Yarivn was talking favorably about the old practice of sumptuary laws for the poor, where poor people were required to wear suits and clean up to go out in public, etc. He spoke with audible venom about the sorts of specimen you see driving down a main street in Florida. Fat, grotesque women in spaghetti straps and booty shorts waddling along to the nearest 7/11 to refill their big gulp.

Jessica is exactly who he had in mind when he said that. And not for nothing, I was pretty resistant to this line of thinking when I first heard it, but my god does Jessica provide a powerful example of what happens when standards of decency go unenforced.
 
I feel for Josh, man. lots of us have had misadventures where a woman overstayed her welcome and ended up miserable. I've been a functioning alcoholic since I was a teen, and I've met party hoes off of dating sites that get so fucking retarded one single sip in of alcohol and think they're your wife because you shoved your wand into em and basically have to shoo them off like a bad stray cat or they start fights over boundaries they're crossing and you just have to get rid of them. and I'm a normal looking dude in my late 20's, these are generally normal looking adult women who are irritating but not disgusting. Cobes is having to deal with a bottom of the barrel repulsive over the hill whore who probably is even more repulsive wiggling around and making noises when she's praising cobra's magic he's hitting her with, it makes me so thankful I'm not regarded and could at least take them home or send them in an uber. I might not like my woman sometimes but this shit is genuinely making me thankful my old days are behind me. I've had a soft spot for Josh for a decade, he's the one cow I think could be salvageable he was normal just autistic and stupid when I was introduced to him. and I'm praying this shit makes him wake the fuck up, but more than likely he's either stuck with this fat ugly bitch until one of them dies of alcohol poisoning or they drive each other insane to the point one of them snaps and the domestic violence arc begins. that is NOT what's up toobs.
If nothing happens and no one gets arrested at the end of all this, I think Josh will be smug about it and use it as "proof" that he can still pull of-age chicks. Anything to fuel his delusions that fool nobody. Buuuuut I don't think Jessica's getting invited back. We're only 3 days in and he looks worse with each passing day.
 
I remember listening to an excerpt from a podcast with Curtis Yarvin and Bronze Age Pervert. Yarivn was talking favorably about the old practice of sumptuary laws for the poor, where poor people were required to wear suits and clean up to go out in public, etc. He spoke with audible venom about the sorts of specimen you see driving down a main street in Florida. Fat, grotesque women in spaghetti straps and booty shorts waddling along to the nearest 7/11 to refill their big gulp.

Jessica is exactly who he had in mind when he said that. And not for nothing, I was pretty resistant to this line of thinking when I first heard it, but my god does Jessica provide a powerful example of what happens when standards of decency go unenforced.
Sumptuary laws definitely have nothing to do with making poor people wear suits lol, were they smoking crack while developing this theory? Never mind the fact that spending money on a dumb ass work uniform like a suit costs a lot of money. I am so glad I don't have to do that anymore.

The entire point of sumptuary laws was to keep uppity commoners from wearing and enjoying luxuries reserved for the "nobility".
 
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Sumptuary laws definitely have nothing to do with making poor people wear suits lol, were they smoking crack?
I'm sure he would refute you with an obscure primary source nobody's ever read, but that's the term he used to refer to the concept, which I think is pretty clear. Its about what common folk are allowed to wear and consume. I'm simply repeating to the best of my memory.

But this is all very off topic, so I digress
 
There is something really, really repulsive about women who talks about sex nonstop like a horny teenage boy would.
It's repulsive and ape-like no matter WHO does it but she is a fucking slampig of the lowest order.

Only low IQ subhumanoids care about fucking non-stop that is why the world IS the movie Idiocracy.
 
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