Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Shiba Inu Strike Force]

Cobes did say he loves her but I think his autistic ass doesn't understand the implications of that and he just needed her to calm down as he had been cold shouldering her for like a hour.

Edit: We need a vote on how this saga ends. I'm calling she degloves herself on the lathe.

 

[Xenomorph]

So who is selling her meth over there because there is no way she is not high off her cunt.

 

[crying and shidding]

https://i.imgur.com/6GElrt3.png

Of course they stopped the stream, she's soaking through her leggings in anticipation of the Cobra Cock. The boy has to go give her what she needs toobs.

 

[Neo-Nazi Rich Evans]

He knew exactly what he was getting himself into. The way she's talking now is exactly the same way she acts on stream at home.

nah, the regard was way too clouded by his immense desire to end his dry spell. he really had no idea what he was getting into and was only thinking with his wand.

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i know it has been said plenty, but damn this is one very rough 39.

Boy is way too autistic for that kind of woman. She’s gonna play him like a fiddle and make him her doormat.
She is absolutely insufferable. Strong crackhead energy tonight.

i think with him being that autistic it might work in his favor. being so autistic and not used to constantly interacting with someone so grating will probably drive him to unheard of levels of stress and annoyance. once he is done thinking with his little cobra i think he will snap and yell at her.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

How long has it been since that bag of pine shavings has been moved? I thought I saw it three months ago.

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

https://i.imgur.com/6GElrt3.png

Of course they stopped the stream, she's soaking through her leggings in anticipation of the Cobra Cock. The boy has to go give her what she needs toobs.

Could just be bladder leakage like Onlyusemeblade.

 

[crying and shidding]

How long has it been since that bag of pine shavings has been moved? I thought I saw it three months ago.

lmao it's been in that exact same spot since he brought it in the apartment.

https://youtu.be/7hTGDUydAg8?t=7832

 

[Catboy Ranch Dressing]

She looks like Art the Clown

 

[007Eleven]

Cobes did say he loves her but I think his autistic ass doesn't understand the implications of that

"I love you Josh."

*long pause

"That's what's up Youtoob."

 

[Ponzo]

Since this is such a musical stream, some musicians she reminds me of facially.
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They call her the virginia beach songbird

 

[Neo-Nazi Rich Evans]

How long has it been since that bag of pine shavings has been moved? I thought I saw it three months ago.

yeah i know, it seems like it has been there for so long now, though in reality it has probably only been a few weeks.

anyone taking bets on how long it will be there before the bog figures out what to do with it, or will it become a staple in his videos like the dusty entertainment center,vacuum cleaner, and chair bugs?

 

[crying and shidding]

Im sorry

Cobra cummies

 

[Catboy Ranch Dressing]

They call her the virginia beach songbird
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@Buster Scruggs has been summoned.

 

[Slim Boglim]

https://i.imgur.com/6GElrt3.png

Of course they stopped the stream, she's soaking through her leggings in anticipation of the Cobra Cock. The boy has to go give her what she needs toobs.

They just fucked off cam that wet spot in the leggings is a boglim creampie seeping through hahah yessss

 

[Awkward Apple]

Anyone else wondering if she's going to use this stream footage to hold over Cobe's head? I mean, she could threaten him with SA charges if she wanted to. He can't exactly use his autism as an excuse because as long as he can be shown to know the difference between right and wrong - he's liable. Plus he's always ranting about consent on stream.

I'm going to go drench my eyeballs in bleach now...

 

[Bixby Snyder]

 

[Sicko Hunter]

There is something really, really repulsive about women who talks about sex nonstop like a horny teenage boy would.

 

[ADHD]

Anyone else wondering if she's going to use this stream footage to hold over Cobe's head? I mean, she could threaten him with SA charges if she wanted to. He can't exactly use his autism as an excuse because as long as he can be shown to know the difference between right and wrong - he's liable. Plus he's always ranting about consent on stream.

I'm going to go drench my eyeballs in bleach now...

There's a decent chance she'll delete it before it occurs to her to use it for that purpose.

 

[Big Dogs Gonna Eat]

I'm genuinely worried for Josh. If this continues to trend the way it has he will break before the 8 days are over.

 

['Ole Dente]

Is there a single redeemable quality about this swamp donkey? I'm trying to find one but I've got nothing.

Josh has a list of shortcomings so vast and severe, along with no intention on changing them, that no woman short of a desperate jailbird or a cancer patient would touch him intimately in any way.

And Jessica, whether consciously or because she’s insane, doesn’t care about any of it and just wants to hang out with him. She actually, enthusiastically, wants to have sex with him. And children. She is the best and only shot Josh has at having a family literally entirely on his own terms and she is more than willing to hand it to him on a silver platter and he doesn’t have to do a goddamn thing for it.