Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Blue Miaplacidus]

Cops at the cobra den again... sigh faggots.

 

[ADHD]

39 btw.

This stream sucks. She's not even fun to trigger because he reactions are so boring and lame. This is worse than a gendur relayshuns stream because at least then we get to hear an occasional brilliant line of retarded thinking.

Yeah, you know what would improve this stream greatly? A handle of Bacardi.

 

[R00k]

Reddit must really be seething if they've called the cops twice already.

 

[snort beg snort]

Yeah, you know what would improve this stream greatly? A handle of Bacardi.

You're not wrong.

I don't encourage sending content generating substances but I don't discourage it either....

 

[Bogliacci]

Whoa, is this the first time we've seen the autistic thor's hammer?

 

[lurkin]

Jessica sat on his lap for a second and the bacterial and viral slurry her and Cobra created has her oozing like a slug.

Also; It's a boy!
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Got his daddies eyes <3

 

[Big Sneed]

Whoa, is this the first time we've seen the autistic thor's hammer?
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Murder weapon acquired

 

[ADHD]

Her sub count is going up nicely.

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

Her sub count is going up nicely.
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Wait until cobra dump her, it’s going to go down

 

[Mushroom King]

I wish she had TTS, I would ask what flavor UTI / yeast infection medication she preferred. This bitch is busted and the moment she sips her spit cup of vodka, she starts talking about her holes and who she will or won't give them to. What a repulsive creature. Imagine, if you dare, the smell of a poorly circulated one bedroom apartment with Jessica letting Cobes hit both virgin* holes several times a day.

 

[Don't bullshit us brother]

So good to see Darf pop back up.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

NAL is just foul, I don't know how else to put it. Abrasive, vulgar and gross with literally no redeeming qualities whatsoever.

Hearing Cobra be forced to do the Spongebob imitation again made my soul hurt.

 

[fukkit]

Tell your troles how hot I am josh. jooooshhh.

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

NAL is just foul, I don't know how else to put it. Abrasive, vulgar and gross with literally no redeeming qualities whatsoever.

I had to tap out, she makes me feel physically ill. I couldn't imagine having to be around her any period of time. I'm so glad I'm not a retard who doesn't brush his teeth and don't have to resort to fucking retarded goblin pussy. She's also talked about babies like 10 times and told Cobes "if it happens, it happens". So I'm guessing she's not on birth control. The monkey paw has been cruel to Cobes, what curse will befall him when he wins the lottery and builds his clock tower mansion?

 

[Breadbassket]

I pity whatever may spawn from Cobes mating with a swamp hag.

 

[Slim Boglim]

NAL and cobra stream with Satan’s Bell in the background. This is truly fuckin insane I am so blessed to witness this

 

[Devious Dave]

Could the argument be made that cobra legally cannot consent to NAL? I mean he is pretty retarded at this point

 

[Thefrogsaregay]

Could the argument be made that cobra legally cannot consent to NAL? I mean he is pretty retarded at this point

She's really only proven herself to be lower functioning then him funnily enough. He's been more mature in these streams then she has.

 

[Bogliacci]

NAL and cobra stream with Satan’s Bell in the background. This is truly fuckin insane I am so blessed to witness this

We live in interesting times... Interesting and regarded.

 

[Insalubrious]

This bitch is busted and the moment she sips her spit cup of vodka, she starts talking about her holes and who she will or won't give them to. What a repulsive creature

NAL is just foul, I don't know how else to put it. Abrasive, vulgar and gross with literally no redeeming qualities whatsoever

She is absolutely vile, utterly abhorrent in every imaginable way. Fucking hell, even for the hideous facial expressions she makes as she speaks. Especially so when she talks about HER FAT FUCKING PUSSY and how Cobes loves HER FAT FUCKING PUSSY and that he loves the taste of it and how many times he made her cum by fucking her FAT FUCKING PUSSY

Listening to her bloviate about the repugnant sex they have had makes me yearn for the sweet release of death