Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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I had to tap out, she makes me feel physically ill. I couldn't imagine having to be around her any period of time. I'm so glad I'm not a retard who doesn't brush his teeth and don't have to resort to fucking retarded goblin pussy. She's also talked about babies like 10 times and told Cobes "if it happens, it happens". So I'm guessing she's not on birth control. The monkey paw has been cruel to Cobes, what curse will befall him when he wins the lottery and builds his clock tower mansion?
There's simply nothing likeable about her. She's so repulsive in every conceivable way it blows my mind, it's almost a kind of Platonic ideal of a dirty, greasy, ratchet-ass BPD ho.

I feel confident Cobra has been wrapping his snake since First Contact, he's regarded but not a complete idiot.
 
She is absolutely vile, utterly abhorrent in every imaginable way. Fucking hell, even for the hideous facial expressions she makes as she speaks. Especially so when she talks about HER FAT FUCKING PUSSY and how Cobes loves HER FAT FUCKING PUSSY and that he loves the taste of it and how many times he made her cum by fucking her FAT FUCKING PUSSY

Listening to her bloviate about the repugnant sex they have had makes me yearn for the sweet release of death
I miss the days of people keeping disgusting talk in the bedroom. This bitch has no class and even Josh looks like he's grossed out by the constant pussy eating talk.
 
I feel confident Cobra has been wrapping his snake since First Contact, he's regarded but not a complete idiot.
Nah he flat out said he wasn't using condoms. People doordashed him condoms, "but they're too small", because Cobra uses magnum condoms for his magnum dong.
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I miss the days of people keeping disgusting talk in the bedroom. This bitch has no class and even Josh looks like he's grossed out by the constant pussy eating talk.
He knew exactly what he was getting himself into. The way she's talking now is exactly the same way she acts on stream at home.
 
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