Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[SupremeGuntleman]

After this when she finally leaves and he has some peace and quiet it’s going to feel even better than breaking the dryspell.

That's the thing of it, after having had a bunch of sex cobes will be satisfied for at least a year until he starts worrying about his dryspell again. It really takes quite a while before it gets to him, if he had sex once every two years he'd probably never complain about it.

 

[Fungible penis]

After this when she finally leaves and he has some peace and quiet it’s going to feel even better than breaking the dryspell.

Now THAT'S what's up.

 

[The Blue Morpho]

I've been waiting for Shon to cut a promo on that cunt and tell her how it really is but even Shon seems scared of her.

The funniest possible scenario is Josh lays into her as Shon, which causes NAL to get angry but only at the dummy itself, and she then destroys it on camera while Jord trembles in terror in the background.

 

[Slim Boglim]

before it all burns down I would like to see Cobes holding up the lil plaque they give youtubers when they hit that 100k.

I want Cobes to hit 100k so bad and get that stupid plaque. That way even if a-logs get his channel deleted to remove his subs he’ll always have proof that he was at 100k. I really don’t understand why people seethe over the amount of subs he has the way he treats his sub count like his dbz power level is fucking hilarious to me. He even goes so far as to mostly avoid talking shit on YouTubers that have more subs than him as if they outrank/overpower him

 

[Law]

After this when she finally leaves and he has some peace and quiet it’s going to feel even better than breaking the dryspell.

All he does is win.

 

[Maori Kiwifruit Growers]

Is there a good video I could watch that will catch me up to him and this crazy chick?

 

[TheTourist]

I want Cobes to hit 100k so bad and get that stupid plaque. [...] the way he treats his sub count like his dbz power level is fucking hilarious to me.

see that is 100% why I want him to get it. It's important to him, even if it is silly, and that's all that matters here.

 

[SupremeGuntleman]

Is there a good video I could watch that will catch me up to him and this crazy chick?

There's honestly not much to catch up on, what you see is what you get. The videos I've come across discussing her history are lengthy, poorly done streams I wouldn't recommend.

She's been a lolcow orbiter for a few years, was into foodie beauty, in the past few months she started interacting with and talking about josh a ton. She's just a 40 year old mentally ill wastoid woman who lives with her elderly parents, not much more to it than that.

 

[Phalanges Mycologist]

see that is 100% why I want him to get it. It's important to him, even if it is silly, and that's all that matters here.

Yea I kinda just want him to have a real win, he lives in abject misery in a world he can barely understand or function in - he's longed for the dry spell to end and it has and it's back fired on him but I'd like to see him happy about something for a change.

 

[ASeabear8952]

We need a conversation between Shon and Jessica. That would be a real meeting of the minds.

Speaking of Shon I noticed at the beginning of Jessica’s stream she took Shon and put him on Cobes’ leg. The fact that he looked so disinterested really says something.

 

[Big Dogs Gonna Eat]

This conversation of his subs reminds me. At one point Jessica said "wow joshie 5000 people are watching us, have you ever had that many before?", to which he replies "yeah". Jessica clearly annoyed fished a bit and asked him "oh... with who?" and cobra replies meekly "myself". She seemed annoyed about his answer but moved on quickly.

I know my play by play paraphrasing of two retards probably doesn't do it justice, but it was a nice little gem from cobra and likely insanity inducing to find now.

 

[Sicko Hunter]

Just realized Cobes has more subscribers then Casper has people. Casper has a population of 58k Josh has 91k subs. Even subtracting the 5-8k or so of dead accounts and trolls with second accounts it's still well above 58k. twu

 

[Floralfeline]

Her insanity and his dead soul.

 

[Tetragrammaton]

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this is some impressive levels of fucked up i must say. shes for sure taking some pills or something but then again who knows. she might just actually be one of those people who only has a set amount of time per day where they are lucid before the schizo demons in their head take over.

this whole experience has been insane so far cobes has always attracted some unique people but NAL is really just something else entirely. josh is a mess in his own right but he at least has the excuse of being insanely autistic along side whatever else is wrong with him.

but NAL comes off as someone who could have very easily chose to be a normal person with a normal life even with whatever very obvious mental illness she has but for whatever reason chose to instead do nothing to get help and instead has just spiraled into whatever the fuck she is now.

i just hope for cobras sake her drug abuse has made her unable to have children because there is no way shes gonna stop doing whatever the fuck she does just because shes pregnant and that kid will either die instantly or harlequin baby levels of fucked up looking if not far worse.

 

[Bogliacci]

I want Cobes to hit 100k so bad and get that stupid plaque. That way even if a-logs get his channel deleted to remove his subs he’ll always have proof that he was at 100k. I really don’t understand why people seethe over the amount of subs he has the way he treats his sub count like his dbz power level is fucking hilarious to me. He even goes so far as to mostly avoid talking shit on YouTubers that have more subs than him as if they outrank/overpower him

A wise man once said, "Wait patiently, and it'll come to you."

 

[Phalanges Mycologist]

this is some impressive levels of fucked up i must say. shes for sure taking some pills or something but then again who knows. she might just actually be one of those people who only has a set amount of time per day where they are lucid before the schizo demons in their head take over.

this whole experience has been insane so far cobes has always attracted some unique people but NAL is really just something else entirely. josh is a mess in his own right but he at least has the excuse of being insanely autistic along side whatever else is wrong with him.

but NAL comes off as someone who could have very easily chose to be a normal person with a normal life even with whatever very obvious mental illness she has but for whatever reason chose to instead do nothing to get help and instead has just spiraled into whatever the fuck she is now.

i just hope for cobras sake her drug abuse has made her unable to have children because there is no way shes gonna stop doing whatever the fuck she does just because shes pregnant and that kid will either die instantly or harlequin baby levels of fucked up looking if not far worse.

When I was an active Alcoholic I had the misfortune of crossing paths with a few people who where self medicating with drink an drugs Josh does this too but he tends towards depressive and is naturally a loaner - people like her though are well a different breed of nuts.

The ones like NAL have 2 outcomes, a VERY hard crash into reality where they sober up (or sober up somewhat) or Road runner into a brick wall of consequences, and I think she is the latter - what's keeping her going right now is her support network i.e. Mum an Dad once they are gone or they say enough is enough (hard for families to do that) they spiral down rapidly - what you are seeing here is her without the safety wheels on, so she's like a massive child given free reign of the house for the first time on there own and had managed to get some booze for her this is the most interesting things have been for her in years and she has NO wish for it to end, because this is a party for her.

Just a short side note - Like Clint, NAL's parents are what gets called Silent Enablers, while they don't condone her behaviour an wish she got help they feel powerless to do so because it causes massive flair ups and more importantly don't want to see her homeless or worse so they keep a roof over her head and give suggestions rather than hard an fast rules for living with them this is worse for her kind of personality as it lets her get away with a LOT of shit and just lets situations compound and her problems get worse.

 

[ADHD]

It's crazy to think that this was the least abnormal part of the stream.

I've seen her get blackout drunk on multiple occasions, but yesterday was something else entirely.

 

[AnOminous]

I pity whatever may spawn from Cobes mating with a swamp hag.

That said, I look forward to the entertainment.

No doubt she'd refuse to get an abortion and either drink until she miscarried or the baby came out retarded.

How would it possibly NOT come out retarded?

 

[Phalanges Mycologist]

How would it possibly NOT come out retarded?

I'll tell you what mate, I recently won a tenner, I bet you should a child result from this unholy union 10 of the finest pictures of King Charles that you will ever see with your colonial peppers my good Man that not only will the Child be so embbugeranced but shall be a ward of either the state or Clint or the Mother's family in some significant way and requiring medical treatment shortly after birth for Drink or Drug addiction including related conditions that CPS is aware and actively interested in the child's life from an early juncture, shall be yours!

Shal Sir, we reach our amicable hands across the Atlantic and shake upon this Gentelemans wager?

(Translation - Yea I'll give you £10 by paypal is the situation is only just the kid being retarded, you just toss some teabags into a local river or something suitably American).

 

[Doxmatix]

It actually annoys me how much this bitch does the jerk off hand gesture. It's like it's a tic for her or something with how much she does it completely out of context. You can tell she is tweaking when you start seeing it.

Her handjob loop is just soulmate synchronicity to Cobra's food order loops. We need a stream of them both drunk and ticcing out for 10 hours on repeat, like a beautiful retarded asmr sleep video.


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