Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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"Once I get a girlfriend man my life's gonna be totally different."
 
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Mister Baranavichy said:
He is unironically speeding towards the finish line, already at 91k, if he just manages to hold on from saying or doing anything that the Reddit will shaft him for for like 2 weeks to 1 month he can actually make it!
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This is the precise and exact scenario when he loses, always. He’s THIS CLOSE to winning and he just shits the bed in the most unlikely and stupid way possible.

That’s why you watch even though he’s the most boring man on the planet. You know it’s coming and it could happen in a flash.
 
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Marci96 said:
Does anyone here know what type of fucked up drug is she on? Is it meth + alcohol?
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Antipsychotics and alcohol can be a scary mix in a crazy bitch.

"Due to how alcohol and antipsychotics both affect neurotransmitters, alcohol use can minimize the effectiveness of antipsychotics. This means that hallucinations or delusions can return, as well as states of mania. When combined with drunkenness, these effects can be exciting rather than alarming for some users. Unfortunately, this can worsen the symptoms of mental illness—the same illness antipsychotics were prescribed to treat in the first place."

She then needs weed, desperately, to calm the fuck back down again (cue calling Darf to take them out 'for a drive').
 
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Robert w'E'd Leef said:
Jessica: GOD DAMMIT FUCKING TROLLS SENDING A FUCKING SAUCE SANDWICH FUCK YOUR SANDWICH BITCH FUCKING TROLLS BITCH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHjoshy can i have that sandwich joshy
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TELL YOUTUBE HOW GREAT MY FAT NON-CRUSTY PUSSY IS JOSHY DO THE SPONGEBOB VOICE JOSHY

You can just tell being called Joshy drives Cobes up the fucking wall. I know I would feel the same way if I were a Joshua.
 
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Si vis pacem para bellum said:
My money is on her trying to stay in his house permanently
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She is a former beezer, so I can see her trying Chantal's tactic of "If I can just get inside his house..."

This is the precise and exact scenario when he loses, always. He’s THIS CLOSE to winning and he just shits the bed in the most unlikely and stupid way possible.

That’s why you watch even though he’s the most boring man on the planet. You know it’s coming and it could happen in a flash.
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I'm new to ol' Cobes and hadn't yet found the post that really summed up his essence, the appeal of watching him. I get it now.
 
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Sicko Hunter said:
People who have followed her for way longer then we have in the beauty parlor denied she does meth. They say she smokes weed, drinks heavily and dabbles in pills but no mention of meth.
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She has way too much body fat to be a meth addict.

Snorting meth is pretty rough so I'm thinking she was crushing up and snorting some pills, whether benzos or opiates I don't know. In any case she is foul and I hope she ODs on them to spare the world of her bullshit any longer.
 
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Moist Meat Curtains said:
She is a former beezer, so I can see her trying Chantal's tactic of "If I can just get inside his house..."
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Funny enough—she has followed a very similar path to Chantal when she went from Nader to Salah.

NAL started an “entanglement” with a known convicted woman beating YouTuber named FTW Blue God and she got obsessed with his attention. FTW then leaked her nudes and publicly trashed her. NAL still took him back and defended him after that.

She started copying his phrases, picked up jump roping because that was a hobby of his, and he could never do any wrong that would make her leave.

Then a very close internet friend stole him away and invited him into her home, as he was on the run avoiding ANOTHER domestic abuse charge, and all hell broke loose.

Soon after, FTW went to jail and she realized there was no path forward with him. She then suddenly attached herself to cobra and has had a laser focus on him since.

He is now the end-all, be-all and she will shape herself in any way to make it work.
 
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Trigger Me Timbers said:
As a lurker from the community happenings. I’m really enjoying all the pictures of cones in different states of pre and post “nut haze”. Cobez. You can see in his face where he is in the cycle.
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Cobra is a man of many looks, none of them particularly good. He's gone from a lesbian aunt to a retarded goth pirate to dollar store Lemmy Kilmeister to a homeless Vietnam vet in the span of a decade. And now his newest look is a defeated husband in a tricorn.
 
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