Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Doxmatix said:
"Beef Curtains & KFC Double Down Food Hack Review"
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Right I am going to have to do this a Cobes food hack involving a really iffy place that makes highly suspect donners an tell them to do nuts with the Mayonase, Hot Chilli sauce, and cottage cheese and take a photo an post it here just to give you a visual referance of how that would look.

You know what fuck it I know just the place and they will stick a fried egg on anything for 40p.
 
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Phalanges Mycologist said:
Right I am going to have to do this a Cobes food hack involving a really iffy place that makes highly suspect donners an tell them to do nuts with the Mayonase, Hot Chilli sauce, and cottage cheese and take a photo an post it here just to give you a visual referance of how that would look.

You know what fuck it I know just the place and they will stick a fried egg on anything for 40p.
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am i having a stroke or are you typing with your feet
 
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idkcumiguess said:
I am getting more and more worried about M'lord. I can't wait for this nasty cunt to be gone. It was hilarious at first but now I just get nauseas when I try to watch 😟.
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She really is unbearable to watch and I often sit through entire 4-5 hour Jord streams because the channels that edit them down often leave out nuggets of gold that they don't find funny but I do.
She is just so grating. Her incessant yapping, the never ending sperg out and her vulgar way of speaking is more than any man could handle. As much as I want to believe Josh is completely fed up with her I can't help but applaud Jord for the patience he has shown towards her. He is handling her far better than I thought he would. I'm even more surprised that the boy has put his foot down when she steps out of line on more than one occasion.

I'm afraid Josh might be too wrapped up in owning the trolls to truly realize the danger he has put himself in. Even if he makes it through these 8 days unscathed I'd still be worried for him because she now knows exactly where he lives. Any normal man would lose sleep over her having that information.
 
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Hennimore said:
She really is unbearable to watch
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I bet her elderly parents are having a huge celebration with her out of the house. I can't imagine that they're very normal considering their spawn, but having to deal with her for any amount of time is undeserving of almost anyone. I bet they're hoping she doesn't come back, and she's certainly intent on staying in Wyoming. She constantly whines about having to leave and keeps baiting Josh, "are you gonna be sad when I have to leave" "do you want me to stay" "do you want me to come back". She has also said several times in the short time I was able to stomach watching her stream that they: "can become millionaires together" "get a new place together, I know you like your place joshie but we can get a new better place" "we will make so much money streaming together and then I won't have to leave". Plus all of the pregnancy talk she kept initiating.

I would rather be locked in a room with a rabid ape that's been force fed laxatives than this crusty hole goblin whore.
 
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Slim Boglim said:
Completely agree I had a bipolar friend who was totally fine 90% of the time but as soon as he started drinking he'd go fucking batshit. I remember one time he had like 5 beers and he was going up to everybody at a house party sticking his finger in their face and screaming lines from that once scene in "there will be blood" just legit approaching a stranger getting in their face and turning blue screaming at the top of his lungs shaking "I! DRINK! YOUR! MILKSHAAAKE!" Just acting like a complete fucking mental case. It wasn't even a rowdy house party like nobody was getting drunk and there was just like house music at a reasonable volume playing from youtube on a tv. People often underestimate how regular substances can have a pretty severe impact people with mental issues. It's like when cobes would be blackout drunk and slurring and everybody jumped to conclusions like "Oh he's 100% on Xans" like no man the boring truth is that he's a retard who behaves like a retard on a good (sober) day and now he's blackout drunk and high on dirt weed. I know it's kind of boring but not everything has to be elevated to the most extreme possibility in any given situation
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Your friend sounds like a blast and has good taste in movies. I'd invite him to my party, if only to watch him crush a guys skull with a bowling pin.
 
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Hennimore said:
I'm afraid Josh might be too wrapped up in owning the trolls to truly realize the danger he has put himself in. Even if he makes it through these 8 days unscathed I'd still be worried for him because she now knows exactly where he lives. Any normal man would lose sleep over her having that information.
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I think it's even more simpler than that, he's finally getting some, on demand even, and is just putting up with her inbetweenthe boglim goblin sex
 
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