Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[007Eleven]

Cobra is a man of many looks, none of them particularly good. He's gone from a lesbian aunt to a retarded goth pirate to dollar store Lemmy Kilmeister to a homeless Vietnam vet in the span of a decade. And now his newest look is a defeated husband in a tricorn.

I've always thought he's looked like GG Allin with a shrunken head.

 

[Sicko Hunter]

I've always thought he's looked like GG Allin with a shrunken head.

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

Any armchair psychologists know what the actual fuck kind of disorder Jessica has? She has to have some sort of cluster B disorder and I don't think she's necessarily borderline like Gothie. Whatever it is, the meth made it worse.

 

[Onni Kalsarikännit]

Any armchair psychologists know what the actual fuck kind of disorder Jessica has?

All of them.

 

[popnloch ness monster]

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[Rasputinee]

Josh being so desperate to spite his trolls that he runs the risk of fucking his own life up even further is really something else. Can't help but suspect that's the only reason he hasn't sent the bog witch back to her hole, because in doing so, the trolls would be vindicated.

 

[Bixby Snyder]

Just think, this is winning to Cobes

 

[Bogliacci]

Josh being so desperate to spite his trolls that he runs the risk of fucking his own life up even further is really something else. Can't help but suspect that's the only reason he hasn't sent the bog witch back to her hole, because in doing so, the trolls would be vindicated.

That's classic cobra, a true return to form

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

The baby trap saga is going to be surreal. Could you imagine someone who puts his account in the negative for doordash orders being on the hook for child support?

 

[Duck Duck No]

Jason Vorhees Saunders gonna end up going the way of Mrs. Green at this rate

 

[fukkit]

Jason Vorhees Saunders peering down from his Gothic Clocktower Dreamhouse™

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

Josh being so desperate to spite his trolls that he runs the risk of fucking his own life up even further is really something else. Can't help but suspect that's the only reason he hasn't sent the bog witch back to her hole, because in doing so, the trolls would be vindicated.

I think so too, the trolls calling the police and talking shit has only made him fight it out longer. Before all that bullshit happened he was very visibly fed up and annoyed with her. He snapped at her a couple times and started to chimp out even. Then the cops came and people kept talking shit and she started playing with his little boglim binky and cooing "i love u joshie don't let the trolls make you mad at me." I think if the trolls didn't give him a reason, instead of sitting in his bedroom all day waiting her out he probably would have gotten fed up quicker. It's extremely obvious he has no interest in her being there any longer.

 

[The Blue Morpho]

I gotta say, I kind of hate that NAL was playing this song off her phone and singing along to it in the most recent stream. I instantly recognized it, as I'm a big fan of Plaid's and it's one of the only Bjork songs I know. Of course NAL is into Bjork lol, I remember seeing some of her music in NAL's sex playlist.

If I knew anything about generating AI music I'd probably try and make a Methica cover.

 

[中华人民共和国的政治]

I gotta say, I kind of hate that NAL was playing this song off her phone and singing along to it in the most recent stream. I instantly recognized it, as I'm a big fan of Plaid's and it's one of the only Bjork songs I know. Of course NAL is into Bjork lol, I remember seeing some of her music in NAL's sex playlist.

If I knew anything about generating AI music I'd probably try and make a Methica cover.

She was some kinda Bjork super fan at some point, or still is. Pretty sure her Facebook said she could speak Icelandic too.
edit: https://kiwifarms.net/threads/very-important-beezers-vibs.115560/post-14157563

 

[Jew-ish]

This seems like literal hell to someone with Cobes level of autism. I feel for the boglim

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

They haven't gone live for an entire day. Let the speculation begin.

 

[crying and shidding]

They haven't gone live for an entire day. Let the speculation begin.

murder suicide, and it could go either way dood.

 

[clipartfan92]

Of course NAL is into Bjork

She chose the NAL username because it's lyrics from the song Charlene.

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

murder suicide, and it could go either way dood.
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That or they're out there getting all the hard drugs. I hope he didn't take her over to Walt and Angie's.

 

[BlastMonk]

I wonder if they went to an STI clinic. So much unprotected sex with someone you just met never ends well. Who am I kidding of course they didn't. They're fucked out of their minds on drugs, booze and junk food. There will be a pregenancy drama after she leaves as well so we have that to look forward to.