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Will the "MMA" fight between Gabe Hoffman and Ethan Ralph 🐷 happen?

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Sam Losco said:
Why does he have a Mexican lawyer? That's not going to help him with his American legal problems. Is he already dealing with legal problems in Mexico too?
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Ralph doesn't know Spanish. The person could literally say anything to Senor Ralph and Ralph just fills in the blanks.

It's probably the 12 year old kid of the Torta waitress, sent to case out Ralph to see what they can steal from him.
 
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porkWellington said:
The only reasons I could see Ralph talking to a lawyer is

1) the guntmobile that isn't legally his because he hasn't paid it off that he smuggled.

2) Pantsuela

I highly doubt his States-side lawyer is making house-calls to Meheeco
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It’s just pathetic Ralph role playing HST again. Thompson wrote a lot of his material with his Latin lawyer, Dr Gonzo, by his side and Ralph just decided he needed a side kick too. Since he has no side kick, or friends, he’s just decided to call every Mexican man, that he has to pay for anything non-food service related, his lawyer online.

Ralph is terminally alone in Mexico. All his personal and social interactions are strictly commercial in nature, but if the people’s he’s paying are the least bit civil or friendly Ralph thinks he’s got a new BFF.
 
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Perception vs. reality
 
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Sam Losco said:
Why does he have a Mexican lawyer? That's not going to help him with his American legal problems. Is he already dealing with legal problems in Mexico too?
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He's definitely had to deal with keeping his truck somewhat legal and he's trying to get some path to permanent residency down there. Why the fuck he'd be paying lawyer rates to fix his plumbing? IDK.
 
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Rage Pig said:
Plumber lawyer story continued, also pig confirms being a pig.
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Besides the fact that he's a retard that can't do basic home maintenance, I'm curios about something.
Water tank on roof? Is he not connected to a water system and sewage infrastructure?
I've only seen those in places where a city's water system hasn't reached yet.
So, is Ralph in an undeveloped part of a shithole country?
And people don't drink the water from where? The tank? The water system?
If it's the water system, is it poisoned or what? In my parts, the tap water can be safely drinked, but most people don't, because the chlorination gives the water a certain taste. Is that the same for him?
 
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Estate said:
Besides the fact that he's a retard that can't do basic home maintenance, I'm curios about something.
Water tank on roof? Is he not connected to a water system and sewage infrastructure?
I've only seen those in places where a city's water system hasn't reached yet.
So, is Ralph in an undeveloped part of a shithole country?
And people don't drink the water from where? The tank? The water system?
If it's the water system, is it poisoned or what? In my parts, the tap water can be safely drinked, but most people don't, because the chlorination gives the water a certain taste. Is that the same for him?
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https://www.mexconnect.com/articles...-the-rooftop-tinaco-tank-in-the-mexican-home/
It's common to have a roof tank that utilizes gravity to provide water pressure in places lacking the infrastructure for mass pressurization.

As for the drinkable water problem, this link provides some insight:
https://www.msn.com/en-us/travel/ne...ter-in-mexico-experts-explain-why/ar-AA1dzvh9
"While the quality of tap water varies throughout Mexico, it's generally unsafe for consumption, especially if you're not a resident. Because Mexico's water infrastructure is in partial disrepair, contaminants are often found in the tap water when tested in a lab. Bacteria and parasites in the water can cause intestinal problems, and some chemicals, such as those found in pesticides, can also be harmful," says Sarah Evans, founder of Well Aware, an international nonprofit building sustainable clean water systems in East Africa to drive development and empower communities.
 
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Look--an Alien! said:
https://www.mexconnect.com/articles...-the-rooftop-tinaco-tank-in-the-mexican-home/
It's common to have a roof tank that utilizes gravity to provide water pressure in places lacking the infrastructure for mass pressurization.

As for the drinkable water problem, this link provides some insight:
https://www.msn.com/en-us/travel/ne...ter-in-mexico-experts-explain-why/ar-AA1dzvh9
"While the quality of tap water varies throughout Mexico, it's generally unsafe for consumption, especially if you're not a resident. Because Mexico's water infrastructure is in partial disrepair, contaminants are often found in the tap water when tested in a lab. Bacteria and parasites in the water can cause intestinal problems, and some chemicals, such as those found in pesticides, can also be harmful," says Sarah Evans, founder of Well Aware, an international nonprofit building sustainable clean water systems in East Africa to drive development and empower communities.
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I pity the toilet upon which he sits on.
 
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Estate said:
So, is Ralph in an undeveloped part of a shithole country?
And people don't drink the water from where? The tank? The water system?
If it's the water system, is it poisoned or what? In my parts, the tap water can be safely drinked, but most people don't, because the chlorination gives the water a certain taste. Is that the same for him?
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It's mexico the entire thing is a shithole. There is literal sewage in the tap water. You cannot drink it or brush your teeth with it. And if you need water for cooking or whatever you have to boil the shit out of it.

The infrastructure incl plumbing is terrible. The norm in Mexico is to wipe their ass and put the shitty buttrags in a bucket; you can't flush toilet paper. When these beaners come to the US, many of them keep the same habits and do not flush their shitty toilet paper it's vile.
 
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Twinkie said:
The infrastructure incl plumbing is terrible. The norm in Mexico is to wipe their ass and put the shitty buttrags in a bucket; you can't flush toilet paper. When these beaners come to the US, many of them keep the same habits and do not flush their shitty toilet paper it's vile.
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Does this mean Mexicans literally dump their shit covered toilet paper directly into the trash? Like a dumpster outside full of shitty toilet paper? That's fucking disgusting. Third world shithole.
 
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Sicko Hunter said:
Does this mean Mexicans literally dump their shit covered toilet paper directly into the trash? Like a dumpster outside full of shitty toilet paper? That's fucking disgusting. Third world shithole.
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yes. or sometimes they'll burn it. and even sometimes they just throw it out the fucking window and leave it on the ground to disintegrate :cryblood:
 
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