Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Black Man Underwear]

Piggy needs a bath again. I think he shit himself from attempting to read treaties.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

Few funny new posts:

 

[Maude Snew]

Maybe if fatick learned how to wire shit up he wouldn't be a broke sci fi author
Thus nigger dont know no wires
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He can practice as much as he wants too without any risk. Ain't now way anything penetrates that thick layer of blubber. He's perfectly insulated.

"Um actually stalker, my friends are currently in Canada and they totally are real."

"Enjoy prison child."

-Obese alcoholic.

Yeah, they go to another school, you wouldn't know them. Just like his agent and publisher.

 

[The Feline Solution]

Late/gay/unhelpful but I do remember there being a rental listing for the other half of the hovel last summer. If he does rent it out, it's probably seasonal college student tenants, because who else would choose to live there?

Also, Leslie is my Queen...Patso getting knocked on his ass by an Agnes Dipesto-looking lady who reads Twitter on her phone in a giant fake handwriting font? #failure is brutal.

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Much like Boomia used to, Leslie really gets under Patrick's skin, you can tell by how she's getting "personalized" replies instead of the ol' enjoy prison the other atalkers get. I love to see she's still at it after all this time and knows exactly how to rile up Piggy. Natural born Pat Poster.

 

[Post Reply]

Word about the Pat Man is getting around.


Is this true, do agents Do It For Free?


Pat doesn't own a scooter, stalker. He just rides them at Walmart.

 

[Neetorino]

Is this true, do agents Do It For Free?

I don't have an answer to your question, but I'd guess that Fatrick wouldn't know either. Can you imagine any agent actually wanting to take him on as a client? It"s not like he makes enough money off his "books" to pay for someone to help him make more money.

 

[Maude Snew]

Far as I'm aware literary agents get a percentage of what the author is paid, in the ballpark of ten percent. With Rick not selling books the agent isn't getting paid either but he would've gotten his cut of the advance. So agents do work for free unless they actually find you work, which seems unlikely here. Depends on your contract though and there's some that won't even see you unless you pay them up front but I don't think I've ever heard of anybody reputable do it. I'm sure Leslie would know the details though.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

NOOOOOOOOOO! IT’S ALL OVER! Patrick has admitted to have taken an L!

https://archive.ph/ycjsy

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

NOOOOOOOOOO! IT’S ALL OVER! Patrick has admitted to have taken an L!
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https://archive.ph/ycjsy

No stalker child, I did not take the L. Enjoy prison

 

[JustStopDude]

I'm sure Leslie would know the details though.

And someone could ask her on social media and get an honest reply.

As opposed to a bunch of drunken threats.

 

[grey area]

More proof that Pat is retarded: He’s admitted his main goal in life was always to become famous, yet once he attracted the slightest notoriety, Pat melted the fuck down. He was utterly unprepared for being a low-level public figure, nevermind actual celebrity.

Hell, Pat can’t even handle the engagement that comes from being a lolcow, let alone being obsessively scrutinized, picked apart, criticized and gossiped about the way legit famous people are.

He’s such a fucking pussy. Fat, too.

God, he's so fucking worthless. Even in court, when addressing the judge, you can hear Pat trail off and address Nadolski directly with a low-level chide, and the judge immediately admonishes him with a "don't do that." He really can't help himself. It's a compulsion like OCD. If he doesn't correct the record, I'm pretty certain it eats him from the inside until his cathartic release of "enjoy prison." This fat fuck must have an ulcer the size of a baseball in his gut.

Enjoy esomeprazole.

 

[JustStopDude]

Even in court, when addressing the judge, you can hear Pat trail off and address Nadolski directly with a low-level chide, and the judge immediately admonishes him for it with a "don't do that." He really can't help himself.

The telling thing to me was that it was that by his voice, Nadolski was embarrassed to be there. From the very start, he came off as apologetic, or maybe he was hungover from sleeping in his car, assuming the Pollack just gets blitzed and sleeps in the parking lot of every place he goes. Even before the judge says "this is the stupidest thing I have ever had in my court" or something to that effect, Nadolski had already admitted to the judge that him contacting Pat and going to the bar, while not illegal, was remarkably stupid.

Pat came off like a dick, even before the judge started to admonish him. I'm a still blown away that Pat thought he could claim random statements "witnesses" without their testimony. Or that he could submit the text messages with his problematic texts removed. And rather than accept it, he gets bitchy with the judge.

At this point in his life, Pat has already dealt with the criminal justice system. It's like his brain is incapable of taking in new information and all he can remember is daytime judge shows from 30 years ago.

We will never see them due to lawyer-client privilege, but I'm guessing the correspondence between Pat and his lolsuit attorneys and his twitter attorneys must have been hilarious.

 

[Maude Snew]

At this point in his life, Pat has already dealt with the criminal justice system. It's like his brain is incapable of taking in new information and all he can remember is daytime judge shows from 30 years ago.

All he consumes is that Marvel Disney crap, there's no place for nuance, he's the good guy, therefor the other guy must be the villain and that's it. I imagine one has to be incredibly stupid and self involved with literally no introspection going on to get to that point even. Probably very fat too.

 

[FinnSven]

The telling thing to me was that it was that by his voice, Nadolski was embarrassed to be there. From the very start, he came off as apologetic, or maybe he was hungover from sleeping in his car, assuming the Pollack just gets blitzed and sleeps in the parking lot of every place he goes. Even before the judge says "this is the stupidest thing I have ever had in my court" or something to that effect, Nadolski had already admitted to the judge that him contacting Pat and going to the bar, while not illegal, was remarkably stupid.

Pat came off like a dick, even before the judge started to admonish him. I'm a still blown away that Pat thought he could claim random statements "witnesses" without their testimony. Or that he could submit the text messages with his problematic texts removed. And rather than accept it, he gets bitchy with the judge.

At this point in his life, Pat has already dealt with the criminal justice system. It's like his brain is incapable of taking in new information and all he can remember is daytime judge shows from 30 years ago.

We will never see them due to lawyer-client privilege, but I'm guessing the correspondence between Pat and his lolsuit attorneys and his twitter attorneys must have been hilarious.

Again I reiterate.

It’s the 2020s, the Hooligans managers/owners probably heard the YouTube recording of that case sooner or later.

Would you really want that fat twat back in your bar after he clearly thinks he can decide who comes there?

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

Again I reiterate.

It’s the 2020s, the Hooligans managers/owners probably heard the YouTube recording of that case sooner or later.

Would you really want that fat twat back in your bar after he clearly thinks he can decide who comes there?

Hooligans probably has a basement and they realized the pig far outweighs any reasonable standard for weight limit on said flooring.

 

[Blackstar]

Nine Inch Nails

This makes sense for Patrick to listen to, considering the pig motif in some songs

 

[DumbDude43]

Few funny new posts:
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this is a glimpse into what could have been if pat just didn't engage.
without his replies, pests just look like weirdo retards and annoying assholes. it is only through his stalker child reply posts that their cringe behavior actually becomes funny and entertaining.

like, think about it. someone makes a gimmick account called "patricks toilet" and shitposts at random users? people will just think "what the fuck is wrong with you you unfunny clown"
it is only after patrick replies "you are not my toilet, stalker child! enjoy prison!" to that account that it becomes funny.
same with most pat jokes. pepperoni grinding, farts in vaginas, the whole josiah munoz incident, all of it is only funny because of pats reaction to it. if he just didn't engage at all, none of it would be considered funny or memorable.

 

[Judge Holden]

this is a glimpse into what could have been if pat just didn't engage.
without his replies, pests just look like weirdo retards and annoying assholes. it is only through his stalker child reply posts that their cringe behavior actually becomes funny and entertaining.

like, think about it. someone makes a gimmick account called "patricks toilet" and shitposts at random users? people will just think "what the fuck is wrong with you you unfunny clown"
it is only after patrick replies "you are not my toilet, stalker child! enjoy prison!" to that account that it becomes funny.
same with most pat jokes. pepperoni grinding, farts in vaginas, the whole josiah munoz incident, all of it is only funny because of pats reaction to it. if he just didn't engage at all, none of it would be considered funny or memorable.

This has always been the most fundamental factor in fat that seperates him from ten thousand other simpering xitter retards

He just keeps feeding the fucking trolls as if his life depended on it. He refuses to block and ignore them. He pathologically keeps feeding and encouraging them no matter how much time it takes, and keeps lashing out legally no matter how much it screws him over financially.

Maybe its just pure "nuh-uh I get the last word so I win" autism, maybe its some retarded "if i reply and record my responses to all these cyberterrorist attacks then this will somehow improve my legal standing when I take them to court to have them all imprisoned for a million years" plan, maybe he genuinely has nothing else in his life aside from listening to DeShawn toot in Nikki's hoo-ha every night. Either way this is why Fatrick has a thread that will soon hit 3000 pages, and other woke xitter authors and addicts are lucky to get a mention in a general thread

 

[WelperHelper99]

Pat doesn't own a scooter, stalker. He just rides them at Walmart.

I need a pic of pat riding on a Walmart scooter on my desk, tonight Parker!

this true, do agents Do It For Free?

Agents usually take a cut when you make your money. So in a sense, hes technically correct.

 

[Pedophobe]

it is only after patrick replies "you are not my toilet, stalker child! enjoy prison!" to that account that it becomes funny.

And people say he has no talent for comedy.