Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[ChromaQuack]

Wait, why is his subs still dropping?!

Probably people getting notifications of him going live, tuning in and seeing a wasteland AIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDS ghoul licking bottles which causes them to unsub at record speeds.

IIRC it was a similar situation with Sterling, whenever he put out a video he would bleed out subs like a wound that reopened.

 

[J3kkJac3]

Probably people getting notifications of him going live, tuning in and seeing a wasteland AIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDS ghoul licking bottles which causes them to unsub at record speeds.

IIRC it was a similar situation with Sterling, whenever he put out a video he would bleed out subs like a wound that reopened.

I got tired of constant Coomerism mixed with commercial like breaks to hear him bitch and moan while telling everyone he doesn't care though


But i hope he finds a million MANdys

 

[Roboute Guilliman]

I also do not believe for a second he didn't read the order when it came down. The man just not want to acknowledge the L any more than he has to.

A friend of mine who was still shitting on Nick, took him at his word that he wasn't paying attention to it (which as he pointed out was still pretty fucked up of Nick if it was true) but yeah, I disagreed with him and pointed out Nick is a liar, and that there is no way he hadn't been following it. Regardless Nick thinks it makes him look better if he wasn't but it makes him look just as bad.

 

[AltisticRight]

Wait, why is his subs still dropping?!

Congratulations, Balldo, soon you will reach 450k subscribers!

 

[Roboute Guilliman]

I also noticed that, once again, Rekieta discussed the Vic case without saying anything positive about Vic at all. I have a feeling the relationship has soured.

Maybe Vic had an evening with our wife at Matsuri last year...

 

[huckbeine]

There was no "emergency." Nick was just drunk again.

the emergency was Nick was passed out drunk and lying on the floor again. the bulls need to carry him out of the way

 

[genericwhitemale]

He's tired of trump but has to do it because that's what his audience wants (whine whine whine)

Wait, why is his subs still dropping?!
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Well there's 3 possible parties I think. Vic, Ty or the malpractice insurance thing that I remembered was discussed by people here. Vic IS a bit of a faggot so I can see him just taking it like a bitch, or if Ty/insurance did pay, Ty managed to convince Vic to keep quiet about it for 'reasons'.

Jim Sterling-esque 400K subscriber special incoming.

 

[LiquidKid]

Maybe Vic had an evening with our wife at Matsuri last year...

Dude’s gay, he wouldn’t touch her, and Nick is far too gross to be his type either

 

[Zbk3VmLfujjzjxBd43tL]

Maybe Vic had an evening with our wife at Matsuri last year...

Vic only fucks thin college-aged girls with BPD.

 

[Phillip Green]

I've got a quick comparison I'd like you all to consider.

Let me introduce you to Paul Harrell. Paul is a long time gun Youtuber who retired several months ago, due to the rapid progression of his terminal pancreatic cancer. Sadly, he is in very bad shape and has at most a few months left. This week he posted a photo of himself with his recently received +1 million subscribers play button. This is what he looks like now:



Paul has certainly looked better. He's obviously unwell -- gaunt and looking frail. But given his situation he's holding it together as well as one could hope.

On the other side of our little comparison, our boy Nick recently crowed about successfully matching his college weight, and claimed to be at the peak of health. This is what he looked like during tonight's stream:



I don't know what Rackets is doing to himself. Maybe it's the drugs. Maybe it's the booze. Maybe it's his manorexia combined with his poorly suppressed homosexual urges. It might even be the weight of some legitimate family issue taking it's toll. I don't know. But whatever it is, it's worse for his appearance than literally dying of cancer.

 

[Schpoots]

Watching him come groveling back to his audience with the kind of content they were their for originally and getting nothing for it fills me with schadenfreude. You told them to fuck off and they did, retard.

 

[elb]

Nick is a liar

(Unrelated to the rest of your post but it’s just the line I needed)

 

[daffodils]

Paul Harrell

It's gets even worse. Paul is ~15 years older than Nick.

 

[Oliver Onions]

It's a rubber thing you put round your actual balls so you can then penetrate your partner with them for some reason. Why literally anyone other than a booze-addled sex pest would think this is anything other than literally the most retarded idea imaginable, no-one knows. This is an actual illustration from their site:
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Even after the explanation and diagram I do not understand the logistics of the Balldo, nevermind the appeal. I've never thought of the scrotum as being particularly sturdy, so I'd be nervous attaching anything to it with the intent of jerking it around violently for long periods of time. I also don't understand how you're meant to thrust with it, since your balls generally point south. Do you have to get your partner/victim in the Tubgirl position and then piledrive into her, like teabagging a corpse in Halo?

The mysteries of the Balldo are limitless.

 

[waffle]

I've got a quick comparison I'd like you all to consider.

Let me introduce you to Paul Harrell. Paul is a long time gun Youtuber who retired several months ago, due to the rapid progression of his terminal pancreatic cancer. Sadly, he is in very bad shape and has at most a few months left. This week he posted a photo of himself with his recently received +1 million subscribers play button. This is what he looks like now:

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Paul has certainly looked better. He's obviously unwell -- gaunt and looking frail. But given his situation he's holding it together as well as one could hope.

On the other side of our little comparison, our boy Nick recently crowed about successfully matching his college weight, and claimed to be at the peak of health. This is what he looked like during tonight's stream:

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I don't know what Rackets is doing to himself. Maybe it's the drugs. Maybe it's the booze. Maybe it's his manorexia combined with his poorly suppressed homosexual urges. It might even be the weight of some legitimate family issue taking it's toll. I don't know. But whatever it is, it's worse for his appearance than literally dying of cancer.

For people not in the know, Paul was skinny and weird looking before the cancer, - and is also about 20 years older than Nick.

Yet somehow he still looks that much better while dieing of cancer. I'm starting to think Nick actually did get AIDS or something.

 

[SargonF00t]

Is Rekieta still licking the bottle, or has he taken the advice of his Alogs who are always right?

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

For people not in the know, Paul was skinny and weird looking before the cancer, - and is also about 20 years older than Nick.

Yet somehow he still looks that much better while dieing of cancer. I'm starting to think Nick actually did get AIDS or something.

If he was, he'd be exploiting it for pity party money. That's the kind of guy he is. If he IS dying, and he still doesn't do the pity party that can only mean one thing:

He hates his wife and kids that much that he doesn't want to leave them extra cash.

 

[genericwhitemale]

Watching the hot topic belt video has made me think about lolcows with ODD. It seems to be one of the most defining lolcow traits, and it really seems like in the last year or two Nick has fit the mould of someone with an oppositional defiant personality.

 

[Crocodylus Acutus]

Is Rekieta still licking the bottle, or has he taken the advice of his Alogs who are always right?

I think he's stopped doing it on stream as often, because of the backlash.

Which is a real shame, because Nick licking the bottle made us oh so made, he would own the haters every time he did it. Especially when he would lick it sensually, and people were forced to take embarrassing screenshots of his bottle fellatio.

 

[LonelyEggRoll]

Being mostly a Farmer from the Beauty Parlour boards, I do kinda shallowly focus on the cows’ appearances a lot, and I can’t help but be shocked by the dramatic change in Nick even week by week.

You would have thought not drinking on stream might have slowed his demise, but the bags under his eyes are now a wonderful shade of puce, and his hair is receding, likely due to lack of calories, something he might not have taken into consideration before starving himself.



Nick loves commissioning paintings, you’d think he would have gotten his own ‘Portrait of Dorian Gray’ done, before he set off on his hedonistic lifestyle. Then it could have withered away in his place, instead of this wasted visage we now see before us.

If he wasn’t going so broke would we be seeing hair plugs and a round of face fillers for Nick in summer 2024? After all, soon Lady Rackets is going to be the hot one in the relationship and he’s going to be the balding old man, and people will be wondering what the hell she is doing with a guy like him.