You guys know you can turn down an ass that's not appealing, right? You can say "hey, please go take a shower first."
And just as a general PSA for all you guys: just because a woman can do something for you, whether it's eating your ass or making your tendies, she's not obliged to do it on command.
No, if it was up to me, I would just put him on a train to the East for resettlement, intern him in a transit camp in Poland, and then he'll mysteriously disappear and go to the place millions of European Jews mysteriously disappeared to between 1938-1945. I don't think anyone will miss him.
GTFO.