Margaret Pless / idlediletante / Stan - Official Kiwi Farms Advertiser and Enthusiast Who Has Proudly Eaten Ass. Now Posting Her Tits to Own the Troons!

[The Hardest R]

"Having eaten ass" is such a nonissue playground thing to hose someone down over. Also the first half of a potentially humorous sentence.

It’s less eating ass and more just offering this up on a silver platter to her haydurs and then proceeding to go hard in the paint about eating ass. Nobody gives a shit (rimjob…err I mean rimshot) about what she does to whatever dweeb she wants to keep around. But I’m happy she’s willing to share because it’s just a validation of my viewpoints.

 

[Boggy B]

It’s less eating ass and more just offering this up on a silver platter to her haydurs and then proceeding to go hard in the paint about eating ass.

Definitely a very strange own. Vestigial remains of the "Kiwifarms are all incels" doctrine.

"At all costs, I need to flex my sexual activity over a bunch of retards on a New Zealand flightless bird forum". The nature of it stinks of a "pick me" that's gone off the rails.

 

[Stan]

Yes. Yes I am. It's a joke.

I'm making a joke because the men in your life that were posted here look like soyjack memes.

I wouldn't mistake Alexander's autism for weakness.

Well, yeah. It's a Quality Shit Post. It's detailed because I have a talent for creative writing that I thought that being a journalist you'd appreciate.

> "It's satire I thought you would understand"

I think you're alright but there is something a little bit ~*~gay~*~ going on with these horny internet men trading posts about how disgustingly sexual I am.

 

[Party Hat Wurmple]

Stan and others have controversial comments by me from almost TWO YEARS AGO bookmarked. That's pathetic, and is a way to divert negative attention to me on an unrelated matter. My policy has generally been just to ignore it.

Dude those comments are sus as fuck...You deserve every bit of ass blasting you get for that.

 

[m1ddl3m4rch]

I think you're alright but there is something a little bit ~*~gay~*~ going on with these horny internet men trading posts about how disgustingly sexual I am.

Marge, you shared grisly details of your sex life without anyone asking. You detailed how you tongued anus, and how much you love it, and how to wash it, and how we're all repressed for our disgust.

You set this topic. No one is gay for ripping on you about it. What a sad attempt at deflection.

 

[Begemot]

?? I guess this would be a great insult if it had any basis in truth.


Life is long, and if you don't die young from ass-eating complications you live long enough your common-sense social justice ideology morphs into a censorious trans madrasa you no longer recognize. I still think I stand for what's right, but the tides have turned and my priorities in life have changed.

No! No! I need people set in lolcow immorality like amber!!!

@Lidl Drip Looks like the evil moids have corrupted our heroine into a compliant God-bothering 'pick-me' slay KWEEN!!!

 

[Party Hat Wurmple]

I wouldn't mistake Alexander's autism for weakness.

Any autism is weakness.

I think you're alright but there is something a little bit ~*~gay~*~ going on with these horny internet men trading posts about how disgustingly sexual I am.

Look, all I'm saying is that you seem very surprised that so many men here don't approve of ass eating. That kind of surprise and shock naturally leads me to question what kind of men you have around you. It'd be the same for you if I had something I did that you thought was weird.

 

[Stan]

Definitely a very strange own. Vestigial remains of the "Kiwifarms are all incels" doctrine.

"At all costs, I need to flex my sexual activity over a bunch of retards on a New Zealand flightless bird forum". The nature of it stinks of a "pick me" that's gone off the rails.

Sorry man I'm already spoken for.
Anyway, the purpose of discussing the ass-eating was mostly to flex on Middlemarch because he is a gay Jewish incel who seethes at me for having experience worshipping as a Jew, a thorough familiarity with Judaism, and a string of hot-as-fuck Jew-on-shiksa relationships.

Stan and others have controversial comments by me from almost TWO YEARS AGO bookmarked. That's pathetic, and is a way to divert negative attention to me on an unrelated matter. My policy has generally been just to ignore it.

I didn't bookmark it, you can just search all postings by any given user. Query "age of consent" and your name, and the quality posts about whether or not grown men can or should fuck high school students comes up to the top. I recall my original response was that we should raise the age of consent to 21, just to frustrate guys like you who want to push the envelope and normalize having sex with a minor.

Look, all I'm saying is that you seem very surprised that so many men here don't approve of ass eating. That kind of surprise and shock naturally leads me to question what kind of men you have around you. It'd be the same for you if I had something I did that you thought was weird.

I think a lot of the surprise and shock is really just malingering and having an excuse to write slash fic about me. The men around me are more normal than the men here IMO

Marge, you shared grisly details of your sex life without anyone asking. You detailed how you tongued anus, and how much you love it, and how to wash it, and how we're all repressed for our disgust.

You set this topic. No one is gay for ripping on you about it. What a sad attempt at deflection.

You're gay, faggot

 

[Party Hat Wurmple]

I think a lot of the surprise and shock is really just malingering and having an excuse to write slash fic about me. The men around me are more normal than the men here IMO

There goes your spot as Final Girl in my KiwiFarms slasher horror fanfic fan film.

 

[Tablet County]

The men around me are more normal than the men here IMO

While I wouldn't necessarily disagree, you've shown time and again that your opinion is not particularly trustworthy.

 

[RichardMongler]

He's Dutch, so maybe if I hit him with the Subaru fast enough he would explode like a fancy pinata and fling expensive marijuana pre-rolls, empty threats, and stale Heineken all over the street.

Bitch, just admit you want to kill @Lemmingwiser and get away with it.

 

[Lemmingwiser]

a string of hot-as-fuck Jew-on-shiksa relationships

Ahhh it wasn't just one, it was a series of jews that got their asses cleaned without having to wipe. Imagine being proud of being passed around like the village bicycle.

 

[Stan]

You guys know you can turn down an ass that's not appealing, right? You can say "hey, please go take a shower first."

And just as a general PSA for all you guys: just because a woman can do something for you, whether it's eating your ass or making your tendies, she's not obliged to do it on command.

Bitch, just admit you want to kill @Lemmingwiser and get away with it.

No, if it was up to me, I would just put him on a train to the East for resettlement, intern him in a transit camp in Poland, and then he'll mysteriously disappear and go to the place millions of European Jews mysteriously disappeared to between 1938-1945. I don't think anyone will miss him.

Ahhh it wasn't just one, it was a series of jews that got their asses cleaned without having to wipe. Imagine being proud of being passed around like the village bicycle.

GTFO.

 

[Begemot]

You guys know you can turn down an ass that's not appealing, right? You can say "hey, please go take a shower first."

And just as a general PSA for all you guys: just because a woman can do something for you, whether it's eating your ass or making your tendies, she's not obliged to do it on command.


No, if it was up to me, I would just put him on a train to the East for resettlement, intern him in a transit camp in Poland, and then he'll mysteriously disappear and go to the place millions of European Jews mysteriously disappeared to between 1938-1945. I don't think anyone will miss him.


GTFO.

This is the weird contrarian take I needed, Neo-Liberal anti-'incel' discourse mixed in with smug sexualised oversharing. It's cool, you...uh...have sex...we get it...please...we don't need a play by play, sweetie...

 

[Tablet County]

You guys know you can turn down an ass that's not appealing, right? You can say "hey, please go take a shower first."

Would that I could only find my favorite K-Flex song.

And just as a general PSA for all you guys: just because a woman can do something for you, whether it's eating your ass or making your tendies, she's not obliged to do it on command.

And it was your decision to eat a man's ass, and it was your decision to share it on the internet. You were not coerced into doing this and yet you did it anyway.

 

[Lemmingwiser]

every time I read his snotty, unwanted comments I have these vivid fantasies of what kind of noises he would make if I hit him with my car, put it in reverse, and drove over his body a couple of times. Pig squeals, maybe? He's Dutch, so maybe if I hit him with the Subaru fast enough he would explode like a fancy pinata and fling expensive marijuana pre-rolls, empty threats, and stale Heineken all over the street.

To be honest, if you managed to achieve mortal velocity in a country which roads are filled with paternalistically placed speed bumps, you'd deserve to kill me. I'll put it in my will to to not press charges in the event that I'm killed by car driven by a fatty with jewish fecal matter on her tongue.

I also don't drink or do drugs. You're more likely to find roe v. wade or autistic history screeds on my corpse. But empty threats? Empty? The only reason you're angry with me because my one singular threat wasn't empty. To be honest, I regret making a threat to dox you. I never thought it was more important for you to misrepresent the things I said than not being doxed. Maybe I should have been above my pride and let it be an empty threat. But it's precisely because I don't make empty threats that my hand was forced. You tried to call it as a bluff and now you're angry that it wasn't a bluff.

No, if it was up to me, I would just put him on a train to the East for resettlement, intern him in a transit camp in Poland, and then he'll mysteriously disappear and go to the place millions of European Jews mysteriously disappeared to between 1938-1945. I don't think anyone will miss him.

This already happened. Look, you can not provide evidence of my resettlement. That's how that one works, right?

 

[RichardMongler]

No, if it was up to me, I would just put him on a train to the East for resettlement, intern him in a transit camp in Poland, and then he'll mysteriously disappear and go to the place millions of European Jews mysteriously disappeared to between 1938-1945. I don't think anyone will miss him.

The last time that was tried, the perps didn't exactly get away with it, did they?

Also, your "bantz" remind me of this:

 

[Gremperor]

Stan and others have controversial comments by me from almost TWO YEARS AGO bookmarked. That's pathetic, and is a way to divert negative attention to me on an unrelated matter. My policy has generally been just to ignore it.

I understand you are intensely autistic but this entire website is dedicated to digging through peoples online history so we can all embarrass and laugh at them. You being retarded enough to pedo post coupled with not understanding how to use the sites search function is both funny and embarrassing.

@Stan is a fat retard that acknowledges her only value in life is performing degrading sex acts for men, how did you lose to that?

 

[Sparkling Yuzu]

giving a BJ is riskier in terms of infection control

But a dick doesn't have ecoli and parasites.

committed an act most people wouldn't commit unless under threat of death or similarly severe duress.

You'd just have to kill me.

The more well adjusted of our species have a natural revulsion to this crap for the same reason we tend to avoid dead bodies and nephilim-resembling individuals.

Nothing wrong with nephilim, they're just cute angel hybrids.

Bitch, just admit you want to kill @Lemmingwiser and get away with it.

I don't want to kill him but I want his prerolls.

 

[Teghern]

Nothing wrong with nephilim, they're just cute angel hybrids.

It would be all milk and honey in the valley of Hinnom? Only feasts of blood satiate the sons of the fallen.
Much as how only sacrifice of bunghole can satisfy other dark ones.