"Mad at the Internet" - a/k/a My Psychotherapy Sessions

[Surfin' Biiird]

The drinks made by Starbucks are milkshakes called coffee.

How people drink that dogshit every day is beyond me. I just checked the price for one of their most popular drinks, the caramel ribbon crunch (gross), and it's 6-7 dollars for a large Venti (I think). I've been watching some Caleb Hammer videos recently, and spending exorbitant amounts of money on Starbucks is a pattern, and I personally know people who will blow through $50+ per week on it. I'm convinced it's an addiction combined with a cult.

 

[FamicomGorby]

I've been watching some Caleb Hammer videos recently,

Been watching him too I don't know what it is with the people he gets on his show. Every single one of em just blows money they don't have and when he tells em to stop doing it they just say "BUT I DON'T WANT TO!", why do they even go on the show?

Highlight was him getting some guy who is almost Patrick Tomlinson, who got arrested for threatening to eat Greg Abbott's heart and almost literally said he can't get a job because he's too real. Fatrick should actually go on so we can see him child Caleb when he asks about the $37K Quasi payment.

I don't get why he does these extremely cringe thumbnails

 

[Lidl Drip]

Been watching him too I don't know what it is with the people he gets on his show. Every single one of em just blows money they don't have and when he tells em to stop doing it they just say "BUT I DON'T WANT TO!", why do they even go on the show?

Highlight was him getting some guy who is almost Patrick Tomlinson, who got arrested for threatening to eat Greg Abbott's heart and almost literally said he can't get a job because he's too real. Fatrick should actually go on so we can see him child Caleb when he asks about the $37K Quasi payment.

I don't get why he does these extremely cringe thumbnails

This is the best episode. I unsubscribed from Caleb when he started having on trannies and OnlyFans whores whose bikini pictures he used as thumbnails, very obvious advertising for their content while also getting him clicks. Maybe he is a jew afterall. Pretty disappointing.

 

[Alaric the Visigoth]

than literally anything the us has

Jersh I have went to Aldi and tried the fancy imported Italian cheese and I can say with confidence that it doesn't taste that much different from the usual cheese I get. You're just being a simp.

 

[Null]

Americans WILL demand a higher quality of foodstuff and they WILL be happy.

 

[Optantrix]

I’ve been trying different varieties of cheeses since the Great Cheddar War began and there’s night and day differences between them. I can’t go back
Unfortunately my husband is still addicted to velveta shells and cheese and Kraft singles but since I do all the grocery shopping I just “forget” those items

 

[Surfin' Biiird]

Americans WILL demand a higher quality of foodstuff and they WILL be happy.

You VILL eat ze camembert and baguette

 

[R00T]

I’ve been trying different varieties of cheeses since the Great Cheddar War began and there’s night and day differences between them. I can’t go back
Unfortunately my husband is still addicted to velveta shells and cheese and Kraft singles but since I do all the grocery shopping I just “forget” those items

>gets divorced because she kept forgetting the Kraft singles and velveeta

You gotta star force feeding him the good stuff.

 

[(The REAL) Jack Torrance]

@Null PLEASE talk about Katherine Lorelei (Phillip Sisson, Fong-Jones’ assistant) getting called out by other trannies for being a creep

Decided to see what's new with this dude, and what do you know, he's being called out on Bluesky for being a creep.

Includes the typical creep “haha”, some choice DMs, and even a cow-crossover with Kevin of the tranch.

 

[KateHikes14]

Wonder if Sassparilla still uses it. In general stores (places like cracker barrel) that sell rootbeer you sometimes can get that as well.

I think it may be illegal, there was a study showing low amounts led to cancer in rats. Unsure if it's illegal or just out of fashion.

I’ve been trying different varieties of cheeses since the Great Cheddar War began and there’s night and day differences between them. I can’t go back
Unfortunately my husband is still addicted to velveta shells and cheese and Kraft singles but since I do all the grocery shopping I just “forget” those items

As far as I can tell, Kraft Mac and cheese powder is literally just powdered cheddar, perhaps with some seasoning, if you or he want to experiment with making your own version of that I recommend it, the best flavor combo I've found is a pinch of accent (msg) 3 pinches of salt, a tablespoon of powdered wisconsin cheddar, and a teaspoon of Cajun seasoning (i like salt too much). Goes well with homemade fried chicken tenders for an easy meal. Or the recipe above without the Cajun for shelf stable food for a single small serving.

 

[Optantrix]

As far as I can tell, Kraft Mac and cheese powder is literally just powdered cheddar, perhaps with some seasoning, if you or he want to experiment with making your own version of that I recommend it, the best flavor combo I've found is a pinch of accent (msg) 3 pinches of salt, a tablespoon of powdered wisconsin cheddar, and a teaspoon of Cajun seasoning (i like salt too much). Goes well with homemade fried chicken tenders for an easy meal. Or the recipe above without the Cajun for shelf stable food for a single small serving.

I’ll have to try that out! He’s mostly given up on Kraft slices and just uses which sliced cheese I bring but the quick Mac and cheese has been a bigger issue for him lol
I saw at whole food last time that Annie’s had some form of Mac and cheese similar to Velveta but not sure if it’s the same processed cheese product. I’ll have to google the ingredient list and check it out because he hates the powder ones because he says it’s not as rich. Maybe I’ll break down and just start making him real Mac and cheese lol

 

[The President of Nintendo]

i mean timtams alone are better than literally anything the us has

I can confirm this is true.

Spoiler: WARNING COOKIE AUTISM

I was friends with someone whose parents were missionaries in Australia (of all places) and when he would go visit them he would bring back TimTams for me because he was, as we say around these parts, a real nigga. He also taught me the trick where you bite off the opposing corners of the TimTam and drink coffee through it and then eat the coffee filled cookie. You haven't lived until you try it. To this day, I would absolutely DEMOLISH a box of TimTams without hesitation. If I had a box right now I would gladly eat the whole thing in front of a starving, swollen-bellied, fly-covered, Somalian child on the brink of starvation without a second thought.

 

[he who has thus come/gone]

@Null PLEASE talk about Katherine Laurelei (Phillip Sisson, Fong-Jones’ assistant) getting called out by other trannies for being a creep

This has been happening for literally years. Like, at least a decade at this point. I remember being in a private subreddit with Laurelei when people hated them for whatever reasons, and that was over a decade ago. Is it even news anymore that people think he's a freak?

 

[WelperHelper99]

This is the best episode. I unsubscribed from Caleb when he started having on trannies and OnlyFans whores whose bikini pictures he used as thumbnails, very obvious advertising for their content while also getting him clicks. Maybe he is a jew afterall. Pretty disappointing.

You... you realize he gets freaks on to DRIVE views to his channel, right? I've watched him, the man doesn't give a fuck at the end of the day. Caleb Hammer feels more like Jerry Springer but with taxes.

 

[Slav Power]

Here's something very very aggravating that I made. Toasts with the oh so dreaded and evil mild red cheddar cheese.

The cheese is perfectly fine, it melts and burns like a real cheese, and the burnt part was very tasty as burnt cheese usually is. Because it's not processed American cheese that identifies as cheddar. This is True & Honest European cheddar that is very much a valid cheese.

 

[Pustus]

This is True & Honest European cheddar that is very much a valid cheese.

Nooooo stalker child. Cheddar is not real cheese!!!!! Enjoy your food slop in prison!

 

[Lidl Drip]

You... you realize he gets freaks on to DRIVE views to his channel, right? I've watched him, the man doesn't give a fuck at the end of the day. Caleb Hammer feels more like Jerry Springer but with taxes.

Yes, I realize, but I don't really want to see half naked bikini babes promoting their OnlyFans in my Youtube subscriptions.

 

[Aiōn]

He also taught me the trick where you bite off the opposing corners of the TimTam and drink coffee through it and then eat the coffee filled cookie. You haven't lived until you try it.

The timtam slam. Double coats are the best ones.

 

[WelperHelper99]

Yes, I realize, but I don't really want to see half naked bikini babes promoting their OnlyFans in my Youtube subscriptions.

I mean in the video they aren't. Usually those episodes are the ones where Caleb is about to lose his shit because she spends everything on clothes, Starbucks, random bullshit, and extreme credit card debt DESPITE the high income, which is honestly hilarious to me

 

[Lidl Drip]

I mean in the video they aren't. Usually those episodes are the ones where Caleb is about to lose his shit because she spends everything on clothes, Starbucks, random bullshit, and extreme credit card debt DESPITE the high income, which is honestly hilarious to me

Yeah I understand why it would appeal to a non-sex-haver anime avatard to see "stupid bimbo slut epically owned by man who tells her to drink less Starbucks " videos. Men get to see a hot woman publicly humiliated and then can go directly to her OnlyFans, what a brilliant business model! It's not the kind of content I want to watch or support.