Pick-me women / #NotLikeTheOtherGirls General

[umami's milk]

May I suggest anal napkins?

 

[Shidoen]

May I suggest anal napkins?

Don’t you mean Dude Wipes? So popular even the Super Bowl advertised them!

 

[umami's milk]

Don’t you mean Dude Wipes? So popular even the Super Bowl advertised them!

lol if aediot invested in some DUDEWIPES instead of generic brand TP then perhaps he could've suffered less leakage after his BLACK RIFLE COFFEE enemas! Gonna need some DR.SQUATCH to clean that doo-hickey up!

 

[Shidoen]

lol if aediot invested in some DUDEWIPES instead of generic brand TP then perhaps he could've suffered less leakage after his BLACK RIFLE COFFEE enemas! Gonna need some DR.SQUATCH to clean that doo-hickey up!

On a serious note I do like Dr. Squatch but their advertisments are annoying. Especially with the whole “you’re not a dish, you’re a man” while having limited edition Marvel, Star Wars, DC, Jurassic Park, and other brands in a block of soap.

 

[Otterly]

More numeracy. Minecraft multiplayer bullshit for an hour as it is alleged I "promised". Doubt it but I'm not a welcher.

Cheat code: there’s a Minecraft education edition which has physics and chemistry in. I know it’s advice you don’t want but LTB. Life’s too short. Uncle Dyn is right - leave. Nobody deserves to be treated like that. He’s not holding his end of the bargain up.

$449.99 (a stand mixer should never be this expensive)

Ahhh you beat me to it. It amazes me how many trad types have such expensive kitchen gadgets. (Kitchen aid mixers look pretty but have weak motors and never quite get the bottom of the bowl either. Kenwoods are much better. ) I like how she’s decorated the mixer as well with a wee garland around the base. Hygienic

 

[Kerr Avon]

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Does the griftosphere really rep Duke Cannon like that?

 

[Shidoen]

Does the griftosphere really rep Duke Cannon like that?

I would assume so since a lot of the smells are alcohol, leather, and some ww2 propaganda printed on it. I haven’t tried it but there’s a lot at Lowes.

 

[Lemmingwiser]

Apparently human adult males can "miss" when shitting, or begin to shit before the anus is above the toilet. I am genuinely baffled

This is the most baffling thing I've read all week

Gwen is an... interesting one.

This is like a cargo cult. People mimicking behavior without a real understanding of it in the hope that airplanes/sugardaddies will come falling out of the sky and shower them with sacred goods.

 

[Slideshow Bill]

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This bitch has turned into a real pick-me. She defended Andrew Tate, made a couple of tweets about how women shouldn't be pilots and she would only ever want a male pilot and now this.

The most ironic thing about Candace playing the tradthot is that she just recently gave birth and after just one month returned back to work and her kids are being raised by nannies while she travels all over the place to live her best bossbitch life. And men ofc are too dumb to catch on to this obvious grift. All of the professional pick-me women are career women while telling other women to stay at home and raise children, THEY are just too good for that I guess.

This bitch has turned into a real pick-me.

Turned? That's her entire gimmick. She plays both "I'm the one good negro" and "I'm the one good femoid" at the same time. I almost want to feel bad for her and her "totally no homo" babies that she gave birth to Her husband is gay and if I know that then she certainly does but she has no conscious so I don't care.

 

[Teghern]

Imma be real with you. If he has fecal incontinence, it’s probably because he’s been putting foreign objects in his ass… or fucking other men. His mom seems to confirm that he hasn’t always struggled with incontinence.

It is 100% "I know what I'm doing what are you going to do about it?" petty power play bullshit, my male family members all did the same thing (because we are proud barbarians) and they were all cured of it the same way, relentless shaming to induce guilt to inspire corrective behaviour, it's a fine art though and is most certainly not nagging however as that only leads to more problems for everyone.

 

[The Feline Solution]

I would assume so since a lot of the smells are alcohol, leather, and some ww2 propaganda printed on it. I haven’t tried it but there’s a lot at Lowes.

Fucking why? If i want to smell like a bum i bet a handle of Lidl vodka is cheaper than that soap. Curious if my boss would buy that story, "I'm not drunk, honestly, it's the new soap!".

This is the most baffling thing I've read all week

kek, same. The audacity to not clean up after himself is what really gets me.

 

[Kerr Avon]

I would assume so since a lot of the smells are alcohol, leather, and some ww2 propaganda printed on it. I haven’t tried it but there’s a lot at Lowes.

I've only ever used their bloody knuckles stuff

Used to use the Avon hand repair stuff can't get it currently

 

[Shidoen]

Fucking why? If i want to smell like a bum i bet a handle of Lidl vodka is cheaper than that soap. Curious if my boss would buy that story, "I'm not drunk, honestly, it's the new soap!".

Not sure what the appeal of a scent of alcohol provides but I do enjoy Rainforest Rapids, Deep Sea Goat’s Milk, Spearmint Basil, Eucalyptus Greek Yogurt.

I've only ever used their bloody knuckles stuff

Used to use the Avon hand repair stuff can't get it currently

Go out and try Working Hands cream, it works really well.

 

[The Feline Solution]

I do enjoy Rainforest Rapids, Deep Sea Goat’s Milk, Spearmint Basil, Eucalyptus Greek Yogurt.

These all sound fine, somehow "Skidrow at 10PM" isn't really catching me.

 

[Shidoen]

These all sound fine, somehow "Skidrow at 10PM" isn't really catching me.

“Leather Belt Burns on Yer Ass” seems to be a popular scent.

 

[Shidoen]

Kitchenaid Artisan® Series 5 Quart Tilt-Head Stand Mixer - $449.99 (a stand mixer should never be this expensive)​

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smeg Mini Electric Kettle - 50's Style Aesthetic - $189.95 at resellers / smeg matching 50's Style Aesthetic Toaster $150-200.00

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LG's 30 in. 6.3 cu. ft. Smart Wi-Fi Enabled Fan Convection Electric Range Oven with AirFry and EasyClean in. Stainless Steel - $898.00 This price is alright, but.. a Smart Oven. A Wifi-connected. Smart. Oven.

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Being a Tiktok tradfluencer just nullifies any 'traditional values' you may hold because you're still spiritually shaking your tits for that sweet sweet superiority complex and clout.

I’d kill to have a mixer like that in a ruby color but what the hell is a “smart” oven good for? Can you control it using your phone or something?

 

[umami's milk]

I’d kill to have a mixer like that in a ruby color but what the hell is a “smart” oven good for? Can you control it using your phone or something?

Luckily for us, LG has made a handy-dandy video! Yes, you need to download an app! Yes, all the convenient tasks handled by said app are things you could've googled in 2-3 mins.

 

[JambledUpWords]

Kitchenaid Artisan® Series 5 Quart Tilt-Head Stand Mixer - $449.99 (a stand mixer should never be this expensive)​

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smeg Mini Electric Kettle - 50's Style Aesthetic - $189.95 at resellers / smeg matching 50's Style Aesthetic Toaster $150-200.00

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LG's 30 in. 6.3 cu. ft. Smart Wi-Fi Enabled Fan Convection Electric Range Oven with AirFry and EasyClean in. Stainless Steel - $898.00 This price is alright, but.. a Smart Oven. A Wifi-connected. Smart. Oven.

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Being a Tiktok tradfluencer just nullifies any 'traditional values' you may hold because you're still spiritually shaking your tits for that sweet sweet superiority complex and clout.

What a poser. If she were really trad, she’d be mixing everything by hand and installing an oven like this in her home:

 

[Shidoen]

Luckily for us, LG has made a handy-dandy video! Yes, you need to download an app! Yes, all the convenient tasks handled by said app are things you could've googled in 2-3 mins.

That's really dumb, I'd rather bake using an open fire than a heavily wifi-reliant hunk of junk.

What a poser. If she were really trad, she’d be mixing everything by hand and installing an oven like this in her home:
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I made some good biscuits in one of those before.

 

[Jex]

Gwen is an... interesting one

Wait a minute, I recognise her.
*A quick google later*
Oh