🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[Wendigoat]

Does this mean Mexicans literally dump their shit covered toilet paper directly into the trash? Like a dumpster outside full of shitty toilet paper? That's fucking disgusting. Third world shithole.

Literally yes. Most of Mexico's housing has sump pumps instead of proper sewage, and if they flush their toilet paper it clogs the pumps so they're all taught to throw their shitsmear in the trash instead. Sometimes that behavior bleeds over into the US, I worked at a hardware store a few years ago that was frequented by mexicans and every few days the trash cans in the bathrooms would have poop covered toilet paper in them

 

[AltisticRight]

yes. or sometimes they'll burn it. and even sometimes they just throw it out the fucking window and leave it on the ground to disintegrate

All the merrier for the Ralphamale because he loves some truffle infused tortas and he loves trashburgers. No wonder Mexico is heaven for the truffle sniffing quad-tits piggy.

 

[JustStopDude]

It's mexico the entire thing is a shithole. There is literal sewage in the tap water. You cannot drink it or brush your teeth with it. And if you need water for cooking or whatever you have to boil the shit out of it.

The infrastructure incl plumbing is terrible. The norm in Mexico is to wipe their ass and put the shitty buttrags in a bucket; you can't flush toilet paper. When these beaners come to the US, many of them keep the same habits and do not flush their shitty toilet paper it's vile.

You're being a bit overly dramatic. Mexico is the 14th largest economy in the world (though this is due to the being the largest US trade partner). Judging Mexico for all the illegals in the US isn't really fair since the majority of them are not from Mexico at this point.

If we were smart, we'd just ship them up to Canada, but that is a side note.

In most of Southern Europe, you still can't flush TP down the toilets. Same with a lot of Asia.

It's the whole reason why bidets are pretty much widely used everywhere except for North America and sub Sahara Africa.

 

[MadStan]

So if I’m up to date on everything;

1. Ralph replaces his family with the joy of following a football team, and
2. Ralph’s plumber is masquerading as a lawyer and convinced Ralph he was a lawyer who just happened to be a plumber as well.

 

[UCantCCPMe]

Future Ralph tweet:

 

[The I Scream Man]

Mexico is pretty well known for being the sort of place where an outhouse is still a decent, if smelly, option

You’ll never hear me knock an outhouse though, they’re great when you’re really drunk

 

[Lidl Drip]

Ralph’s plumber is masquerading as a lawyer and convinced Ralph he was a lawyer who just happened to be a plumber as well.

He's probably just from that generation where men were still expected to know how to fix things around the house, no matter what their dayjob is. It used to be embarrassing for a man to have to hire someone to do things in his own home.

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

Future Ralph tweet:

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My lawyer even fucked my wife's ass raw with no condom on! He can do it all!

 

[Truly Rural]

Ralph replaces his family with the joy of following a football team

Well it was either / or, and guess who made it be like that? YEAH, HARRY.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

In most of Southern Europe, you still can't flush TP down the toilets.

DAS NOT TRUU!!!

 

[Dr. Jaime Reyes]

Ralph needs a pivot. He's almost milked his grift dry. Burned all his bridges with the old crew.

Maybe he should revert to Islam, repent of his woman-beating-addict ways, and become a street corner imam. Lots of black guys in prison do this already.

 

[Franz Joseph]

Ralph needs a pivot. He's almost milked his grift dry. Burned all his bridges with the old crew.

Maybe he should revert to Islam, repent of his woman-beating-addict ways, and become a street corner imam. Lots of black guys in prison do this already.

He can convert to Islam and still beat women though.

 

[MaltVinegarRespecter]

Ralph needs a pivot. He's almost milked his grift dry. Burned all his bridges with the old crew.

Maybe he should revert to Islam, repent of his woman-beating-addict ways, and become a street corner imam. Lots of black guys in prison do this already.

We will need to consult with the Islamic scholars for a Fatwa ruling on whether a pig can actually become Muslim.

 

[KneeLengthCock]

We will need to consult with the Islamic scholars for a Fatwa ruling on whether a pig can actually become Muslim.

HARAM

 

[deeman]

It's considered haram to drink alcohol and overendugle so pig or not, this one needs to be Halal'd.

 

[Steamboat Captain]

Literally yes. Most of Mexico's housing has sump pumps instead of proper sewage, and if they flush their toilet paper it clogs the pumps so they're all taught to throw their shitsmear in the trash instead. Sometimes that behavior bleeds over into the US, I worked at a hardware store a few years ago that was frequented by mexicans and every few days the trash cans in the bathrooms would have poop covered toilet paper in them

Can confirmed. Worked at an auto parts store frequented by taco eaters and our trash would overflow with shitty toilet paper that I had to take out. Made me want to go on a violent rampage some days

 

[Blewberry Nausea]

You assholes heard Ralph. He is now a Swiftie! He supports gay and trans rights because of sportsball!

 

[Pale Empress]

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Contrary to what has been reported by unfunny Kinochet adjacent accounts on twitter, Ralph has not kidnapped a stray cat. Instead it appears that Smoke, a cat that he has owned for many years and dragged across national borders and currently keeps locked in a bathroom, is in failing health but doing somewhat better today.

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

Breaking: cat cured by torta

 

[Um...]

How about taking the cat to a vet instead of posturing on Xitter about it looking for attention you fat fucking moron? Oh that’s right, you can’t afford a vet. you spent all your $ on knockoff sports gear and a hooker. Too bad for the poor cat.