🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[Blewberry Nausea]

Bullshit. Ralph wouldn’t turn down wet food for himself.

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

Bullshit. Ralph wouldn’t turn down wet food for himself.

Maybe he moved to the Ghettexico cuz all the sloppy food reminds him of Faith's ass candy

 

[NaggotFigger]

Maybe he moved to the Ghettexico cuz all the sloppy food reminds him of Faith's ass candy

Ghettoxico is shit already, but will I wonder if he would be capable of living in Sinaloa in general?

 

[Niggernerd]

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Contrary to what has been reported by unfunny Kinochet adjacent accounts on twitter, Ralph has not kidnapped a stray cat. Instead it appears that Smoke, a cat that he has owned for many years and dragged across national borders and currently keeps locked in a bathroom, is in failing health but doing somewhat better today.

Yeah ralph. That's how cats work. You're not supposed to keep the on dry food only

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Yeah ralph. That's how cats work. You're not supposed to keep the on dry food only

Except if your cats are picky little shits.

 

[Niggernerd]

Except if your cats are picky little shits.

Or if their Ralph's cats and have to adapt to eating cheap unhealthy brands. 5☆ cat days!

 

[Scout Trooper]

How about taking the cat to a vet instead of posturing on Xitter about it looking for attention you fat fucking moron? Oh that’s right, you can’t afford a vet. you spent all your $ on knockoff sports gear and a hooker. Too bad for the poor cat.

Stupid fat piece of fucking shit, this took me 0.35 seconds to Google.

https://boldbynature.com/blog/why-does-my-cat-throw-up-after-eating/#:~:text=Believe%20it%20or%20not%2C%20a,at%20a%20much%20slower%20speed.

• Toxins: these pertain to certain poisonous plants and household items like lilies or antifreeze
• Drugs/Prescriptions: this could be a reaction to certain medications your cat is taking, like antibiotics
• Diet: Dietary intolerance, allergies, or a sudden change in food can induce vomiting
• Intestinal: This includes a number of things, like foreign bodies, acute inflammation, inflammatory bowel disease, cancer, or even constipation
• Organ dysfunction: Your cat throwing up could be due to conditions like liver disease, kidney disease, and pancreatitis
• Endocrine: Hyperthyroidism (an overactive thyroid gland), elevated calcium, and diabetes are known to have vomiting symptoms
• Neurologic: Various diseases like vestibular disease or encephalitis can cause vomiting

There are dudes in trenches on the frontlines in Ukraine who take better care of their cats than Ralph. Fucking kill yourself Ralph.

Edit to add: How much do you want to bet Ralph is giving it water from his nasty fucking roof tank

 

[John Andrews Stan]

The sad thing is Ralph has showed far more care and concern for his cats than he has for either of his children.

 

[Thorndyke Special]

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Contrary to what has been reported by unfunny Kinochet adjacent accounts on twitter, Ralph has not kidnapped a stray cat. Instead it appears that Smoke, a cat that he has owned for many years and dragged across national borders and currently keeps locked in a bathroom, is in failing health but doing somewhat better today.

I don't know what any of those idiot accounts are saying, but I heard Ralph talking about taking in a stray cat yesterday. He's going full mersh.

 

[NaggotFigger]

Stupid fat piece of fucking shit, this took me 0.35 seconds to Google.

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There are dudes in trenches on the frontlines in Ukraine who take better care of their cats than Ralph. Fucking kill yourself Ralph.

I am not surprised that the hog does not go well with felines. Guess pigs are never meant to be companions with cats, considering that fat gunty piggy's history of being an retarded scumbag with an IQ of an inbred piglet, beatdowns, revenge porn, excessive consumption of pig feed, marriage with a horse and the ungodly procreation of the horse/pig hybrid hellspawn blessed by none other than Baphomet himself. Satan cannot even bless such unholy creature; the disbandment of his horse waifu, and his illegitimate piglets, pure narcissism, tough guy attitude and many other shit crimes Gunt has. The only thing that slightly mitigates this shit was his "love" for Smoke; much more than his care and payment for his piglets and his slaves.
Still, Gunt still sucks balls at caring for a cat in faltering health like Smoke. I have seen better cat people taking care of their cat properly, much more responsible than this fat goyslopping hog does. Rate me MATI, but this fat hog should have killed himself already; but his ego and narcissism would never lets his ass fuck himself up for being an remorseless asshole in general. Special pigs like him are truly next-level of being retarded.

Edit to add: How much do you want to bet Ralph is giving it water from his nasty fucking roof tank

Nothing. Fat pig is too much of a drunkard and a tough guy to actually give Smoke its clean water for quenching its thirst; bullshit that he would ever give it clean water out-of-social-media.

I don't know what any of those idiot accounts are saying, but I heard Ralph talking about taking in a stray cat yesterday. He's going full mersh.

I have high hopes that this poor cat will run away from Ralph pursuing a SUEEEEYYYYYYYY to catch it. The ayylawgs are going to have a field day if Gunt unable to force adopting it.

 

[AltisticRight]

The sad thing is Ralph has showed far more care and concern for his cats than he has for either of his children.

Or his own fucking mother.
When she's alive: Hitch hike to dialysis.
When she's dead: Abandons her ashes in a storage shack at Harry's, but that gay bowling trophy he bought himself must go with him first.

 

[make_it_so]

The sad thing is Ralph has showed far more care and concern for his cats than he has for either of his children.

Or his own fucking mother.

It's honestly not that uncommon for people to take more of a liking to animals than people. Animals won't lie to you, manipulate you, abuse you, try to take advantage of your relationship with them, gossip behind your back, none of that shit.

If they come up to you, sit in your lap, and look you in the eye - they show you exactly who they are.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

It's honestly not that uncommon for people to take more of a liking to animals than people.

Yeah and there has been a lot written about the kind of disordered personalities that prefer animals to other humans.

 

[LiquidChrisRespecter]

He's just now learning how to feed cats.

Jesus fucking Christ.

 

[Mundane Ralph]

Animals won't lie to you, manipulate you

Maybe you've only had male pets, because my female dog is a manipulative, lying bitch. She'll pretend like she has to go out to pee and then as soon as I get up and open the door she turns around and heads over to the treats. It's never once worked but she still pulls that shit every so often.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

He's just now learning how to feed cats.

Jesus fucking Christ.

What do you expect he keeps Smoke locked up all day in the bathroom because he fights with Cleo, gets pissed the bored animal tears up toilet paper, and doesn’t understand you can’t serve animals dry food. I wouldn’t be surprised if he’s feeding his cats left over tortas and whatever stray Xanax they find on the floors.

 

[Tarl's Retarded Abortions]

he keeps Smoke locked up all day in the bathroom because he fights with Cleo

I bet the reason her prefers Cleo is because it was Nora's cat and he still hasn't gotten over her.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

What do you expect he keeps Smoke locked up all day in the bathroom because he fights with Cleo, gets pissed the bored animal tears up toilet paper, and doesn’t understand you can’t serve animals dry food. I wouldn’t be surprised if he’s feeding his cats left over tortas and whatever stray Xanax they find on the floors.

You just know when he goes on his wigger weekends he has zero qualms about leaving a bowl of dry food and some Mexican diarrhea water for them to survive on. Or maybe he’s like Boogie1488 and drops the food directly on the floor because putting it in a dish takes effort and who cares if their stomachs get full of cheap carpet fibers?

 

[Raven-621]

Or his own fucking mother.

“Ah sed it’s nawt evuhn HAWT outsiiide”

He’s going to spiral hard when those cats die, assuming he doesn't keel over before them.

 

[AltisticRight]

“Ah sed it’s nawt evuhn HAWT outsiiide”

He’s going to spiral hard when those cats die, assuming he doesn't keel over before them.

I believe someone checked the temperature that day and it was nearly 100F.
With American styled urban sprawl where trees are lacking and cheap concrete/asphalt is used, the ground temperature combined with humidity could easily make it feel like over 120F.