Ethan Klein / h3h3Productions - Opportunistic, two-faced e-celeb sperg with a penchant for hypocrisy and an Oedipus complex; sold out to Susan Wojcicki, the incompetent CEO of YouTube

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Watched the H3 podcast's Vaush segment and I thought this guy was fat, did he lose 80 pounds in roughly 6 months or something? Good for him but he has the weird former fat guy body like Kevin Smith or Jonah Hill.
 
Chilson said:
Its going to be fun laughing at all these weak willed retards crying over the long term side effects over this "miracle" weight loss drug in 5-10 years.
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Don't know if it's from the Ozempic but he was complaining about having ED back in '21.
 
Red Frida said:
That's not ED that's having Hila for a wife.
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Hila of Tel Aviv: the face that launched a thousand rocket attacks. What's not to love?

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EyeGuy said:
Very rough-looking Hila popped up in my feed
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It looks like jawline and cheek fillers that migrated. Fillers are bad for that.
V4L_Penis said:
Earlier in the week Vaush revealed that Ethan had DM’d him to bitch about him liking some pro-Palestine tweets and that’s when the Jew finally decided to be morally outraged about stuff that’s been widely known about Vaush for a while now. Same thing for Keffals. He’s been a degenerate tranny for years and Ethan was still calling him a hero until his kike senses told him it was time to turn on him too
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I saw that, he mentioned it a couple times in this stream:
 
Evil Peter Griffin said:
Rate me optimistic but maybe with Ethan being a dad all that loli shit is even more disgusting to him.
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I think that's the primary reason. Most internet edgelords (former or current) don't seem to flinch at it. But I'm sure having a child makes that shit hit different.

on another note:

You can slowly see the life return to Ethan's eyes after he broke up with breadtube. It's fucking miraculous. He's losing weight, his skin is clearing up, etc. It's as if Cenk's Nephew and the breadtube circle were all vampires sucking the life and intelligence out of him. Or the cognitive dissonance he had to engage in was tearing him apart from the inside. Don't get me wrong, he still says cunty and stupid shit, but breaking up with breadtube was probably the best decision he made since 2020.
 
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We all know that trannies who bash on something this hard always have something to hide themselves, and usually bash to as projection of sorts.
Ethan, I know you've got some CP yourself with how hard and often you're bringing up Vaush's degeneracy. It's not even like Vaush's diddler tendencies were unknown; guy's been a known chomo since he debuted.
 
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Smithfield Ham said:
You can slowly see the life return to Ethan's eyes after he broke up with breadtube. It's fucking miraculous. He's losing weight, his skin is clearing up, etc. It's as if Cenk's Nephew and the breadtube circle were all vampires sucking the life and intelligence out of him. Or the cognitive dissonance he had to engage in was tearing him apart from the inside. Don't get me wrong, he still says cunty and stupid shit, but breaking up with breadtube was probably the best decision he made since 2020.
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I was wondering how this was going to pan out. Ever since the Israel Hamas conflict he's been facing fundamental irreconcilable differences with the company he's been keeping. Cozying up to people like Hasan was a great way to bolster his new audience until they inevitably turned on him for not embracing their latest radical position. I figured he would either cave on Israel or start pivoting to the center again. Vaush accidentally airing his sewage live in front of thousands of people gave Ethan a golden opportunity to do the latter and it looks like he's going all in. He'll probably still talk lefty from time to time but I doubt he's ever going to try and make politics the central focus of his channel again.
 
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ethan klein is currently streaming and talking about keffals. he's very strongly claiming she's a pedophile

edit: i should also say that they've watched maybe 4 seconds of her video, and they already paused the video and went off on a bunch of non sequiturs about their political beliefs. it's gonna be one of those streams

edit edit: they're putting up random shit on screen too, like tiktoks with no audio. just, what the fuck? what the hell is this podcast?
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edit edit edit: he says "i'm not claiming if keffals or vaush is a pedophile,". he just spent like 2 minutes saying vaush jerks off to loli and that people only jerk off to loli if they're a pedophile. i can't add anything to this. no joke i would say would be nearly as funny as just listening to him contradict himself. edit: aaand they're baiting for more people to buy youtube memberships. after watching maybe 30 seconds of the video

edit edit edit edit: he's now bringing up that people are saying he's only doing this show and these things to make money. he's not disproving it, hila said "don't you guys literally do the same?". the other guy on stream is talking about how this topic isn't a money maker. not even one minute has passed from him begging for youtube memberships. i feel like i'm going insane.

edit edit edit edit edit: every time he pauses the video, he starts responding to the video, but then starts making jokes and either stops his point or goes into another non sequitur. every 4 seconds of video, there's a video pause and 2 minutes of random bullshit. he's also pulling images and quotes from other people posting keffal's tweets in h3h3's subreddit. he's not even having a database of images to pull up to disprove her points, it's like this is literally the first time he's watched this video. he's so scatterbrained. on top of that, he's taking quotes from vaush and saying how disgusting it is, meanwhile, ethan has said similar shit as a joke. i think vaush is a pedo, but that comment could easily be taken as a joke too.

HE BROUGHT UP THE KEFFALS CLIPS OF ETHAN DEFENDING HER, AND THEN HE SAYS "you sound like vaush" IN RESPONSE, HOLY FUCK. IT'S 1 HOUR AND 53 MINUTES IN I THINK

edit edit edit edit edit edit: "i'm not saying you're a pedophile, i'm just saying you consume child porn" everyone download this, it's filled with tons of out of shit he's going to regret ever saying
 
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guys, he's saying he's not a pedo, but he's also saying he consumed animated child porn. is that not basically calling someone a pedophile? isn't that like me saying "i'm not trying to kill you' as i'm charging you with a knife at full speed?

edit: vaush feels like he's leaving billions of red flags that he's a pedophile in keffal's video trying to prove that vaush isn't a pedo, and somehow ethan is annoying me more than vaush and keffals.

edit edit: ethan is watching vaush try to disprove the image of him opening up his porn (vaush is going off on a random tangent that doesn't help his case at all). ethan sped up the video. i laughed. i'm sorry guys, i failed you

edit edit edit: they're trying to prove that ethan didn't take anything out of context by playing his original stream of him talking about vaush's response. in ethan trying to prove this, he decides to skip forward in the video and leave chunks out and not providing the context

edit edit edit edit: keffals's video stated that ethan claimed vaush was friends with shadman. the video then shows that ethan was updated and told this was wrong. ethan immediately stops the video and complains that keffals said "shorly after" and said they got the information immediately after saying it. what the fuck. also they've hit the brb button twice, and just in the middle of the video. what the fuck is going on? why are they suddenly going BRB in the middle of them watching the video with no warning. is this supposed to be serious or a joke? are we talking about serious allegations of pedophilia and defending themselves against libel, or are they just saying shit not seriously? what the fuck is the tone of this podcast?

edit edit edit edit edit: i think he just talked about chris chan 2 hours and 33 minutes in. ethan called chris "he" and corrected himself by saying "sorry, she". ethan is defending chris chan, while also i think implying that he has no idea what happened with chris chan? i don't know, he's not outright saying chris chan raped his mom, but at the same time he's not bringing up the elephant in the room. then ethan thinks keffals is implying that chris chan is a pedophile. please, someone school me in and tell me i'm just being stupid because i don't understand the constant contradicting going on here. edit: it's not chris chan, i just didn't pay attention.

edit edit edit edit edit edit: you didn't miss much that wasn't in that original video (vaush and controversy of ethan klein by keffals), it's still actively disproving her point that vaush isn't a pedo. ethan is now saying he liked vaush at one point and only ever said good things about him

edit edit edit edit edit edit edit: ethan, hila, and his crew are saying god bless america :semperfidelis:
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