Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[AnOminous]

We’re almost at the midpoint of Q1. What’s going on with Rumble apart from crickets, Nick?

He's certainly getting that contract again. What, do you think he isn't totally on top of the world?

You're obviously autistic. You can't pick up on social cues.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

He's certainly getting that contract again. What, do you think he isn't totally on top of the world?

You're obviously autistic. You can't pick up on social cues.

You’re right. Rumble probably just needs time to tell their other paid talent that they’re being shitcanned to free up budget so they can lock down Rekieta for another lucrative year.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

He has wine woms and retards now.

The wine moms fucked off as soon as they realized the ass-thong pics made them the subject of ridicule outside Nick's circle jerk. He has nothing but retards now. Any few wine mom's left are demonstrably more retarded than the ones who left.

Yeah, there's a wine mom aunt diaspora on the law channels. Most went to Emily's channel, but you see some on Mindset's, Vices, Potentially Criminal, hell even Legal Bytes. As the Locals and chat logs have shown, the audience left for Balldo-vision averages sub-80 IQ.

 

[AnOminous]

You’re right. Rumble probably just needs time to tell their other paid talent that they’re being shitcanned to free up budget so they can lock down Rekieta for another lucrative year.

There are so many other places that want to hire Nick.

 

[Maraschino]

Yesterday, I watched a well known cow, dressed as a horse, dunk on a pedo supporter and horse cock connoisseur (Vaush) for 4 hours, in the most savage way possible. He also had choice words for Tipster and Keffals.

And the funny thing is that Keffals and Vaush had the exact same mentality towards Ethan making fun of them that Nick has towards anyone making fun of him.

"I was nice to you once years ago, why are you making fun of me?"

Because that's not how human interaction works you fucking "social media expert."

 

[AnOminous]

Something about performative smugness and how much retarded it makes one look really makes me anticipate the humility saga For the contrast.

The time to pull up ended long ago.

 

[1 other person]

I've got a quick comparison I'd like you all to consider.

Let me introduce you to Paul Harrell. Paul is a long time gun Youtuber who retired several months ago, due to the rapid progression of his terminal pancreatic cancer. Sadly, he is in very bad shape and has at most a few months left. This week he posted a photo of himself with his recently received +1 million subscribers play button. This is what he looks like now:

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Paul has certainly looked better. He's obviously unwell -- gaunt and looking frail. But given his situation he's holding it together as well as one could hope.

On the other side of our little comparison, our boy Nick recently crowed about successfully matching his college weight, and claimed to be at the peak of health. This is what he looked like during tonight's stream:

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I don't know what Rackets is doing to himself. Maybe it's the drugs. Maybe it's the booze. Maybe it's his manorexia combined with his poorly suppressed homosexual urges. It might even be the weight of some legitimate family issue taking it's toll. I don't know. But whatever it is, it's worse for his appearance than literally dying of cancer.

Less than 2 years apart.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

There are so many other places that want to hire Nick.

Yes but enough about closetedfags.com.

@Dixieland Buckaroo Wine Mom Diaspora would be a great band name.

 

[Dr. Butt]

After watching and rewatching the hot tub segment several times, its really hard to imagine anyone sleeping with the steel toed clown.

His face is fucking ugly, is what gets me. Heterosexual women of above-average attractiveness go nuts for these guys with downsy brickfaces even when they haven't got a good body to make up for it. I blame Matt Damon.

 

[SanicBlackMagic]

His face is fucking ugly, is what gets me. Heterosexual women of above-average attractiveness go nuts for these guys with downsy brickfaces even when they haven't got a good body to make up for it. I blame Matt Damon.

I dont think that I've ever heard of that meme, fam. Are you sure its not because they're loaded?

Also, his face and body aren't even his worst qualities. That black hole of a personality probably dries up pussies up to and including those in the fourth dimension.

 

[feral cat #6385]

He's tired of trump but has to do it because that's what his audience wants (whine whine whine)

Wait, why is his subs still dropping?!

He should have kept doing the degeneracy streams. Everybody else has left.

Ty managed to convince Vic to keep quiet about it for 'reasons'.

Paying out half a million dollars for malpractice might be bad publicity for Ty's ever shrinking law firm.

Maybe Vic had an evening with our wife at Matsuri last year...

She is too old for him. He likes them younger.

We’re almost at the midpoint of Q1. What’s going on with Rumble apart from crickets, Nick?

Null isn't the only one leaving Nick on read.

You’re right. Rumble probably just needs time to tell their other paid talent that they’re being shitcanned to free up budget so they can lock down Rekieta for another lucrative year.

Nailed it. Nick did such a good job that rumble wants to give him ALL THE MONEY IN THE WORLD!

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

@elb is waiting in the wings with that “Sorry Kiwifags” clip once February is over.

 

[Swole McPole]

And the funny thing is that Keffals and Vaush had the exact same mentality towards Ethan making fun of them that Nick has towards anyone making fun of him.

"I was nice to you once years ago, why are you making fun of me?"

"We used to grift together, boychik! We made money, no? We can grift together again, but you have to stop telling the truth about my degeneracy!"

"Grift knows no loyalty. And there's serious money to be made grifting off an obsession with horse cock. Yes, I said you were a hero, but I didn't believe that for a minute. As a grifter yourself, do you not know a grift when you see one?"

 

[AncientPhosphur]

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Less than 2 years apart.

Thanks Nick swearing off alcohol for lent

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

One of my favorite theories is that Nick's in-laws discovered his grossness around Depp. He previously relied on them to take care of his kids and now he no longer has that so he's now shouldering a responsibility he never had to deal with before.

One would think that inlaws that love their grandchildren would take them away from their degenerate father though.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

One would think that inlaws that love their grandchildren would take them away from their degenerate father though.

One would think, but I do hold to the theory as well that the cousins and in-laws are not as involved in their lives.

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

One would think, but I do hold to the theory as well that the cousins and in-laws are not as involved in their lives.

Or they learned of nicks degeneracy by finding out he has successfully passed it on to them and they realized that there's no saving them. They still got the other grandkids from other lines to quarantine.

Horrifying I know.

 

[AltisticRight]

Even after the explanation and diagram I do not understand the logistics of the Balldo, nevermind the appeal. I've never thought of the scrotum as being particularly sturdy, so I'd be nervous attaching anything to it with the intent of jerking it around violently for long periods of time. I also don't understand how you're meant to thrust with it, since your balls generally point south. Do you have to get your partner/victim in the Tubgirl position and then piledrive into her, like teabagging a corpse in Halo?

The mysteries of the Balldo are limitless.

It's not sturdy but it's one of the least injured body parts. Luckily, the balldo is here to change that. Do you want testicular torsion? Would you like testicular infarction? The Balldo will deliver.

Basically, it's a device you ram inside your woman while your penis acts as a rod of sorts to stimulate her clitoris. It allows you to insert your testicles into her.

Don't ask me why it exists because there's clearly a market, ie the NPL and Drexel.

presumably unused

It's been unused on Balldo, it's seen every crevice of Our wife.

If you're an "adult" who was "diagnosed" with ODD it's more likely you have antisocial personality traits.

ODD is a bullshit diagnosis. It is just a moid excuse for Balldo to be a shitty man to his family.

At some point, a little shit who was disgnosed with so called ODD (pl: me, I was 9) will realise he or she gains nothing from being a rebellious annoyance blight on humanity. I'm content to racial profanities and mocking idiots online. This realisation came in early high school. Balldo is truly pathetic to be at the age of 40 with a self-diagnosis for children, like someone seeking IFS therapy who thinks he has BPD.

You don't have ODD, Balldo. You're not 10. You have "Flamboyant antagonist gesturing", or FAG. Yes, you are a FAG, and your ODD is overdose (on) dicks.

 

[spacko]

fun fact: nick still has the vic mignogna interview from 2 years ago as the featured video on his youtube channel

 

[Captain Manning]

And the funny thing is that Keffals and Vaush had the exact same mentality towards Ethan making fun of them that Nick has towards anyone making fun of him.

"I was nice to you once years ago, why are you making fun of me?"

Because that's not how human interaction works you fucking "social media expert."

You don't need to tell me. I experienced it first hand back in 2020. When Nick pulled that with Null and Warski, it was nothing new.

I suspect most people actually believe as Ethan Klein does. That showing some niceness to somebody doesn't mean you are forever obligated to never criticize them. If you ask me, Nick, Keffals, and Vaush are the aberrant ones in expecting absolute uncritical loyalty.

It feels a bit weird pointing out that Ethan fucking Klein just did the best livestream I've seen thus far this year (mindful that the year is young), but Keffals and Vaush are such gigantic pieces of shit, I think I can live with that.