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If God is a meme, why are vampires afraid of crucifixes?your sky daddy is a meme
vamps ain't real either? can we talk about gay people without devolving autistic shit flinging?If God is a meme, why are vampires afraid of crucifixes?
Checkmate, atheists!
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Wow, you don't say!vamps ain't real either?
We're on KF, this can be safely assumed of everyone here.Are you genuinely autistic?
Wrong. Any sex outside of heterosexual marriage is a sin. Sex doesn't have to be just for procreation.Although, if you think about it, it doesn't matter anyway, cause any kind of sex not for procreation is a sin.
That was because he was being a shifty duplicitous asshole, not because of his pull out game specifically.Remember Onan? He pulled out before cumming and God smote him for that.
Is there a part of the scripture that specifies this?That was because he was being a shifty duplicitous asshole, not because of his pull out game specifically.
It was mentioned specifically in the chapters where it happened. Onan had a responsibility to impregnate his late brother's wife so that his line would have an heir to carry on the family name. This was the law; if a man died childless, his brother (or another family member) was obliged to marry the widow and sire a son who could inherit the dead man’s property and carry on the man’s name ( as explained in Deuteronomy 25:5–10). This was known as levirate marriage and it was done to ensure that the dead man's land would be inherited by a designated heir.Is there a part of the scripture that specifies this?
There is absolutely nothing stopping you from becoming bisexual.I am tired of being gay this is the worst fucking club I've ever joined (and I've joined kiwifarms!)
I am bisexual it's just easier to say gay than argue semantics most of the time.There is absolutely nothing stopping you from becoming bisexual.
Women are icky and I do not want to have sex with them.There is absolutely nothing stopping you from becoming bisexual.
You could just say the following "I fuck men and women".I am bisexual it's just easier to say gay than argue semantics most of the time.
*shrugs* Your choice.Women are icky and I do not want to have sex with them.
It's also possible that the act of Onan wasting his semen is what enraged God so much, and AFAIK that was the common interpretation for centuries.“What he did was wicked in the LORD’s sight; so the LORD put him to death also.”
He's right. Listen to your heart and the pussy. Anal sex is brain dead, it is nothing more than a toob that does nothing. Pussy lives and breathes, it will adapt for both of your pleasures.Don't listen, friends, to the fearmongering of fabricated complications.
It feels really, really good so that's something.Anal sex is brain dead, it is nothing more than a toob that does nothing.
I mean no matter how gentle you are there's a chance it'll affect it somehow. I've never told a woman who didn't behave slightly different after.How do I gently inform her that I'm... not exactly down with the ladies without affecting our current relationship?
Upfront honesty. Don't be a bitch and tell her the truth. Will it fuck your relationship? Maybe, maybe not. If too scared to tell truth then hit them with the "let's just be friends" works every timeHey fags -- I've found myself in a minor predicament this Valentine's. Just opened my messages to see that a closeish female friend asked me out on a date. Said she liked me and whatnot. How do I gently inform her that I'm... not exactly down with the ladies without affecting our current relationship? Any advice would be much appreciated.
It's the teeth you have to worry about.Pussy lives and breathes
"I am too gay sorry"Hey fags -- I've found myself in a minor predicament this Valentine's. Just opened my messages to see that a closeish female friend asked me out on a date. Said she liked me and whatnot. How do I gently inform her that I'm... not exactly down with the ladies without affecting our current relationship? Any advice would be much appreciated.
she wasn't intelligent enough to know that you were gay without you telling her, so you can probably just tell her anything to get out of the date. maybe you can tell her you need to wash your hair that night, or that you're not into molesting little girls so you won't be able to recreate the trauma that caused her to be attracted to youHey fags -- I've found myself in a minor predicament this Valentine's. Just opened my messages to see that a closeish female friend asked me out on a date. Said she liked me and whatnot. How do I gently inform her that I'm... not exactly down with the ladies without affecting our current relationship? Any advice would be much appreciated.