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Although, if you think about it, it doesn't matter anyway, cause any kind of sex not for procreation is a sin.
Wrong. Any sex outside of heterosexual marriage is a sin. Sex doesn't have to be just for procreation.

Remember Onan? He pulled out before cumming and God smote him for that.
That was because he was being a shifty duplicitous asshole, not because of his pull out game specifically.
 
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Is there a part of the scripture that specifies this?
It was mentioned specifically in the chapters where it happened. Onan had a responsibility to impregnate his late brother's wife so that his line would have an heir to carry on the family name. This was the law; if a man died childless, his brother (or another family member) was obliged to marry the widow and sire a son who could inherit the dead man’s property and carry on the man’s name ( as explained in Deuteronomy 25:5–10). This was known as levirate marriage and it was done to ensure that the dead man's land would be inherited by a designated heir.

The son of Judah, Er, was killed by God for his evil lifestyle, so his wife Tamar followed the tradition of levirate marriage and married his brother, Onan, so that she would sire a son from him to inherit Er's patrimony. Onan was willing to have sex with Tamar, but he didn't want to sire a child with her, because if she had a son, that son would legally be his brother's, not his, and would inherit his brother's land, whereas, if Tamar failed to conceive a son, Onan and his children would inherit. So, Onan withdrew from Tamar during sex and "spilled his seed on the ground" (Genesis 38:9). Today, we call the act of withdrawing during sex to ejaculate outside "onanism", named after Onan. In this way, Onan sought to prevent having a child with Tamar, even though it was his duty to do so (verse 8, for reference). Genesis 38:10 says, “What he did was wicked in the LORD’s sight; so the LORD put him to death also.” The sin of Onan was that he was shirking his duty in order to take his brother's stuff, not the act of pulling out during sex specifically. What he was attempting to do was greedy and selfish and actually could have had longstanding effects; Tamar is specifically listed as being in the genealogy of Jesus (Matthew 1:3).
 
Don't listen, friends, to the fearmongering of fabricated complications.
He's right. Listen to your heart and the pussy. Anal sex is brain dead, it is nothing more than a toob that does nothing. Pussy lives and breathes, it will adapt for both of your pleasures.
 
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Hey fags -- I've found myself in a minor predicament this Valentine's. Just opened my messages to see that a closeish female friend asked me out on a date. Said she liked me and whatnot. How do I gently inform her that I'm... not exactly down with the ladies without affecting our current relationship? Any advice would be much appreciated.
 
Anal sex is brain dead, it is nothing more than a toob that does nothing.
It feels really, really good so that's something.
How do I gently inform her that I'm... not exactly down with the ladies without affecting our current relationship?
I mean no matter how gentle you are there's a chance it'll affect it somehow. I've never told a woman who didn't behave slightly different after.
 
Hey fags -- I've found myself in a minor predicament this Valentine's. Just opened my messages to see that a closeish female friend asked me out on a date. Said she liked me and whatnot. How do I gently inform her that I'm... not exactly down with the ladies without affecting our current relationship? Any advice would be much appreciated.
Upfront honesty. Don't be a bitch and tell her the truth. Will it fuck your relationship? Maybe, maybe not. If too scared to tell truth then hit them with the "let's just be friends" works every time
 
Hey fags -- I've found myself in a minor predicament this Valentine's. Just opened my messages to see that a closeish female friend asked me out on a date. Said she liked me and whatnot. How do I gently inform her that I'm... not exactly down with the ladies without affecting our current relationship? Any advice would be much appreciated.
"I am too gay sorry"
 
Hey fags -- I've found myself in a minor predicament this Valentine's. Just opened my messages to see that a closeish female friend asked me out on a date. Said she liked me and whatnot. How do I gently inform her that I'm... not exactly down with the ladies without affecting our current relationship? Any advice would be much appreciated.
she wasn't intelligent enough to know that you were gay without you telling her, so you can probably just tell her anything to get out of the date. maybe you can tell her you need to wash your hair that night, or that you're not into molesting little girls so you won't be able to recreate the trauma that caused her to be attracted to you

you know, just whatever
 
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