Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[BScCollateral]

About that "Gandalf is never quite magic” quote. I believe it's probably Patrick regurgitating without understanding something he's heard actual nerds discuss about the LotR universe.

I remember those nerd debates as well.
For the audience, the general sense of those were criticisms of games, and not criticism of Tolkein; how the single most iconic wizard in literature apparently had far less power than a low to mid level D&D magic user, and if the limitations of gaming as a genre simply could not deal with the wise incarnation of divine will, but could handle the squad machine gunner.
High fantasy in games generally turn into tactical exercises which miss the point, like a Sherlock Holmes game that turns into a battle with Gatling guns and Winchesters.

Had a minor Pat encounter elsewhere on a space history forum; his failtake on the Starship 2 launch was brought up and someone pointed out Pat had no relevant experience and a GPA of 1.2. Got some points of Pat lore wrong, though.

 

[FinnSven]

Bold of you to assume he's still able to ride a bike. Because he's so fat and out of shape, remember?

And if there is a bike available which could support his weight and the weight of the metric ton of niggeroni he would have to carry.

 

[lindsayfan]

In the land of Middle-earth, where shadows linger and darkness creeps, there came a time when the wise wizard Gandalf found himself confronted by a shadow of a different kind – one born of malice and obsession.

"I can hear the voices of our enemies, Gandalf-- voices on the wind. They disagree with me, they call Samwise fat, and they make constant, unkind insinuations about the time when Pippin was bathed and scrubbed by Tom Bombadil."

"Always there have been idiots," Gandalf replied, puffing on his pipe. "But always too there have been courageous men who would argue online until their last breath against them, no matter the odds. The childs stalking you are strong, but in you there lies a force even stronger. Like Glinfindrafag before you, you must parry and riposte each insult, each argument, even if your sword-arm aches. Remember, you are the chosen son of Mother Raven. You cannot tire, you cannot falter. At all costs, even to the end of the world, you must not let the idiots win."

 

[LGHDR+]

We're gonna end up with enough shitposts to make a legitimate Lord of the Pigs trilogy with illustrations faster than Patty writes Christmas Carnage.
(Because he's as lazy as he is FAT)

One niggeroni to rule them all, and in the basement bind them...

Spoiler: AI Prompt

A ring made of black pepperoni with glowing inscriptions.

 

[Post Reply]

Assorted Patposts:

Patrick must be gunning for the position of Biden's #1 simp on Twitter. This is the lamest cope I have ever heard of.

And yes, the Jon here is Jon Stewart, whom he is lecturing (via tweet) about how his return to TV was insufficiently enthusiastic about Biden.

What? This doesn't make any logical sense. Obama was attacked for being Kenyan, Hillary for being a cunt, but Biden is attacked because Kamala is Indian/Jamaican?


If you ever wonder who these Baghdad Bob-tier propaganda infographics are intended to target, now you know.

 

[Pim Fortuyn]

He has some weird aversion to short stories too. He views them as beneath him and not worth his time, rather than an exercise (won’t do it cause FAT!) to help his writing.

Source? Would be funny, because his own website says he writes them:

When not writing sci-fi and fantasy novels and short stories, Patrick is busy developing his other passion: writing and performing stand-up comedy in the Madison, Milwaukee and Chicago scenes.

 

[WelperHelper99]

Assorted Patposts:

Patrick must be gunning for the position of Biden's #1 simp on Twitter. This is the lamest cope I have ever heard of.
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And yes, the Jon here is Jon Stewart, whom he is lecturing (via tweet) about how his return to TV was insufficiently enthusiastic about Biden.

So... Biden called the Egyptian president a insult? Thats even worse!

What? This doesn't make any logical sense. Obama was attacked for being Kenyan, Hillary for being a cunt, but Biden is attacked because Kamala is Indian/Jamaican?
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No one cares about Kamela, most people forget she exists, biden probably forgets she is his VP.

If you ever wonder who these Baghdad Bob-tier propaganda infographics are intended to target, now you know.
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Why can't Russia repair its vehicles Fatrick? They have active factories making new parts for all those old T-72's and BMPs. Seriously why? I need to know.

 

[Battlecruiser3000ad]

Why can't Russia repair its vehicles Fatrick? They have active factories making new parts for all those old T-72's and BMPs. Seriously why? I need to know.

But do they have a paint scraper factory? All those paint disabled tanks only have Ivan and Ivan scraping it away with a spoon. Result of tomlinsonian martial genius, sorry you are too stupid to understand.

 

[WelperHelper99]

But do they have a paint scraper factory? All those paint disabled tanks only have Ivan and Ivan scraping it away with a spoon. Result of tomlinsonian martial genius, sorry you are too stupid to understand.

Doh! How could I forget that PAINT renders a tank completely irreparable. Nope, gotta scrap it, Pat is right, tactical genius.

 

[Rick's Beef Wellington]

Do have fun.

 

[Post Reply]

RetroSpring's stealthy stalker strikes again.

 

[LGHDR+]

Source? Would be funny, because his own website says he writes them:

Hard to prove a negative. We'd have to find the short stories. Also I would hardly consider his stand-up "comedy", as I use it to torture actual comedians.

Lastly, I mean it's on his website. I'm surprised it doesn't say he's not fat by any medical standard and has won several knife fights.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Source? Would be funny, because his own website says he writes them:

He was long-listed for some Scientology-funded short story award but lost. The story is online somewhere. Spoiler alert: It sucks.

 

[Lord Xenu]

I haven't had time to watch this yet, but I can only assume it is a video about our favorite lolcow of the year runner-up contestant. Zero Blog Thirty is a Barstool Sports podcast.

https://rumble.com/v4d7x8c-man-swatted-47-times....-and-owes-50k-for-it.html

 

[WelperHelper99]

He was long-listed for some Scientology-funded short story award but lost. The story is online somewhere. Spoiler alert: It sucks.

I'd say if you write, you have a short story or two tucked away somewhere, especially if you took creative writing in school. I know I do. Usually though, they're to get your foot in the door in the writing industry, get in a magazine or get a small award, that type of thing

 

[LGHDR+]

I haven't had time to watch this yet, but I can only assume it is a video about our favorite lolcow of the year runner-up contestant. Zero Blog Thirty is a Barstool Sports podcast.

https://rumble.com/v4d7x8c-man-swatted-47-times....-and-owes-50k-for-it.html

I crucified myself so you don't have to.

I did a quick scan and these three retards take the Independent article as 100% proof, are extremely sympathetic to Pat, and are a bunch of fucking clueless idiots.

#DLTIW by watching this shit on YouTube and giving them views.

 

[Divine right to rule]

Why can't Russia repair its vehicles Fatrick? They have active factories making new parts for all those old T-72's and BMPs. Seriously why? I need to know.

Pat believes that Ukraine wins every single skirmish, so of course the Russians can't recover their vehicles that are soviet junk anyway. The great Ukrainian offensive was actually a smashing success and Russians flee because Ukraine's freedom really scares them.
I am sorry that you retarded children can't see through the Russian bias of CNN and Fox news.
The only reason the glorious and undefeatable Ukrainian army isn't preparing for the last assault on Vladivostok to storm the Putlerbunker is because every single Republican is on Putin's payroll, even though the country is up in total economic crisis.

I hope you evil retards learned something from this fact checked information I just shared with you, don't bother replying, already blocked.

 

[WelperHelper99]

Pat believes that Ukraine wins every single skirmish, so of course the Russians can't recover their vehicles that are soviet junk anyway. The great Ukrainian offensive was actually a smashing success and Russians flee because Ukraine's freedom really scares them.
I am sorry that you retarded children can't see through the Russian bias of CNN and Fox news.
The only reason the glorious and undefeatable Ukrainian army isn't preparing for the last assault on Vladivostok to storm the Putlerbunker is because every single Republican is on Putin's payroll, even though the country is up in total economic crisis.

I hope you evil retards learned something from this fact checked information I just shared with you, don't bother replying, already blocked.

I love that Pat thinks that. I've tried not paying attention too much, but it's basically felt like a stale mate for a long while. Always attacking the same locations, blowing up a random ship, etc. That doesn't scream winning, it sounds like holding the line. I guess that's winning for Patrick: a meat grinder.

 

[Mourning_Cloak]

What about that one Christmas short story Fatrick wrote that was supposed to be "Young Sheldon destroys Cuckservative Santa grandpa with fax and soyence" that unintentionally made the grandpa the hero?

 

[grapeshark77]

Happy Valentine's Day, Pat's spending time with his wife - just kidding, he's tweeting about Tesla, Ukraine, and voting. I feel like the young people who aren't planning to vote in the election bother him.



He's totally not mad that Jon Stewart made Biden jokes, and is very happy that a bunch of people died.





any Valentine's Day predictions? Will they go to a dive bar and then see a children's movie on the big screen?