Trainwreck Pixyteri / Sarah Guilbeaux / Ashton Winters - Glorious Nippon Cosplayer and Stomach Penis Pooner, she's peein' and poopin' the bed, mother is equally crazy

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No, the first pic is definitely a mattress. She's in her chonies laying on filthy, bare mattress.

And I also can't get past how hairy her legs are...when you add in her moustache it all seems a bit curious.
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No wonder she's itching all the time.

Other shots of the house look ok. I think it's just Pixy who is disgusting.
Phouquehead said:
Love the implication that all she actually does for her cosplay is buy premade costumes and go tanning. That's it. No sewing, no prop making, no wig styling, no makeup, no actual creation. Other than the occasional accessory like that hand painted necktie, of course. She could be a millionaire and still be a shit cosplayer because she has no interest in the craft. She's only ever cared about being praised and adored, especially for being good-looking. Not that male cosplayers can't be vain and focused more on their appearance than the costumes themselves, but it's funny that she still thinks of herself as some kind of sekushii model despite not wanting to be objectified like a woman and giving even less of a shit about her hygiene, grooming, weight, and health (despite claiming otherwise) than ever before.
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She's made some shoe covers before and various accessories with variable success. The terrible Shampoo dress was a commission from some Chinese vendor and it was way too short and tight and then she goes and films herself riding a bike with it. 🤮

Even if she did have millions and went the quality commissions route she'd just trash the people who made her cosplays because "it's too tight. There's no way my measurements are larger than that." and "You ripped me off with cheap fabric because the pants split when I sat down to eat at Whataburger. Was I raped there? I can't remember. I'm dying. Help."

It's the same Pixy except now she's a pooner Sora instead of Rukia, Yuna, Tifa or Shampoo. Nothing changed but the delusion of who she is. She had a huge breakdown when the Ancestry test bought by Debbie proved 100% that she was not Japanese. All her haffu yumes demolished. And she had been pretty deep into it too. The windchime left by her real dad who was a visiting Japanese salaryman who boinked Debbie. Trying to come up with a Japanese name for herself and getting mad when the bank rejected her signature because she was writing it in Japanese. It was suspected she may have signed herself as Haruka or one of her other Nipponese name choices.

She was buying tons of junk too. Boxes of kawaii were coming all the time and Debbie was getting pissed about the waste of money. All girly stuff and Japanese snacks. At no point in any of this did she ever imply she wasn't identifying as female. No one was telling her she was a kawaii Japanese girl. She came up with that herself. She just failed horribly at her kawaii idoru dreams and was traumatized by sex creeps using her. So now she's gonna get away from that by conjuring up a stomach penis. I was hoping this phase would end after some revelation like the Japanese phase did. I think that Rukia died with the end of her time with James. Maybe something might still trigger her to depoon.

Phouquehead said:
. It's also really curious that she brings up salpingectomy and (endometrial?) ablation specifically and not radical hysterectomy, vaginectomy and/or phalloplasty like most other pooners. Her fear of becoming pregnant is stronger than her desire to become not-female, though she doesn't realize she might already be infertile to begin with, kek.
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I thought it was weird too that she wanted to remove her fallopian tubes when she's constantly whining "I don't want blood". That won't stop her period. Maybe she's too dumb to know what surgeries are what. And she thinks there's a penis buried in there already so I wonder if she thinks getting rid of various girlparts will make it magically pop out.
 
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Pixy's stomach aches are because she eats so horrendously, you can't eat like a teen/early 20s into your 30's without suffering for it. Everything she shows or talks about is fast food and junk food.

I hesitate to touch PCOS symptoms because she seems to have gotten some loon to prescribe her HRT now, is that right?
 
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retard strength II said:
I hesitate to touch PCOS symptoms because she seems to have gotten some loon to prescribe her HRT now, is that right?
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AFAIK there hasn't been anything posted by Sarah or the losers who cowtip her stating or suggesting she's ever taken testosterone in any form. We've only seen her mention "buying testosterone" at Walmart, which strongly implies she's just buying a useless supplement. She might not even be taking those anymore either. If she were injecting HRT, she'd be constantly whining about how scary and painful it is, and if she did get her hands on either the patch or gel form, she'd be showing that off to prove to us she's gonna be a real man soon, just you watch!!

I only theorized PCOS based on the fact that she is awfully hairy without exogenous hormones, plus her voice hasn't changed either. Back when she slimmed way down, she also had acne that she didn't really have before, and IIRC she said her period was irregular. Makes me think she's been suffering a hormonal imbalance for probably her entire adult life but I could be wrong. The women in her family could just be unfortunately very hairy if they let their body and facial hair grow. Still wonder if whatever's going on downstairs is caused by some kind of mass that's been growing. The stomachaches are probably 90% due her diet, no argument there. Wouldn't be surprised if she has IBS or some food intolerance she's stupidly unaware of too.

Another feces fondler outted himself on lolcow:
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This all started in response to Sarah announcing on FB she got Debbie's old car, and then Frank took his frustration out on her on TikTok. How he found lolcow and felt the need to boast about his weenery is a mystery. Frank is the second, possibly local LGBT person to have beef with her. These haters don't seem to understand lolcow culture nor do they seem to know Sarah's long history as a stubborn failure to launch, so they're only embarrassing themselves by directly dunking on her. I wonder if their motivation is they see her as someone who makes them and their fellow alphabet people look bad.

Anyway, at least her good friend Ugandan Sonichu isn't stupid enough to lecture Sarah and show the nonas what a functional human being they are in comparison. :roll:
 
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Phouquehead said:
This all started in response to Sarah announcing on FB she got Debbie's old car, and then Frank took his frustration out on her on TikTok. How he found lolcow and felt the need to boast about his weenery is a mystery. Frank is the second, possibly local LGBT person to have beef with her. These haters don't seem to understand lolcow culture nor do they seem to know Sarah's long history as a stubborn failure to launch, so they're only embarrassing themselves by directly dunking on her. I wonder if their motivation is they see her as someone who makes them and their fellow alphabet people look bad.
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I saw this on lolcow and the dumbass Emily'd himself and forgot to crop out the post a comment field on the bottom. He's been banned. They seem to be somewhat familiar with him and are annoyed some boomer fag is posting there. Maybe he's a serial alogger?

Anyway, Pixy's been losing some weight because she's afraid of food. She thinks she's being poisoned. My upload failed. But it's this one: https://www.tiktok.com/@sora_ashton/video/7334839493729537323

She's posting a lot of TikToks today. And she's all over the place emotionally. I think maybe she isn't taking her cray cray tabs. I'm also wondering if the itching is from her testosterone booster. You really have to be careful with wacky supplements.

Editing to include a VERY exciting and important announcement! Pixy says it's the perfect time to cosplay Gerudo Link because she's down to 170 lbs.

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So if she can somehow get her hands on some money she'll be buying that costume on Ebay instead of paying her credit card bill. It's gonna be about $200 for the cheap chinesium costume+accessories and shoes.
 
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Dysnomia said:
It's the same Pixy except now she's a pooner Sora instead of Rukia, Yuna, Tifa or Shampoo. Nothing changed but the delusion of who she is. She had a huge breakdown when the Ancestry test bought by Debbie proved 100% that she was not Japanese. All her haffu yumes demolished.
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So the only way to get her to stop pooning is to provide proof she doesn't have a penis inside her?
 
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Trombonista said:
So the only way to get her to stop pooning is to provide proof she doesn't have a penis inside her?
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At first I thought just maybe... But I think she may be too delusional to believe the doctor's report. Maybe if they did a karyotype to prove she has no Y chromosome. But even then she may not believe the results. I'm actually surprised that she believed the Ancestry results proving she was not even remotely Japanese. But back then she was a bit less cray. I'm not sure what might tip her out of the pooner phase. But since it's made her life so much worse I am still hoping something will happen to knock some sense into her over it.

Her parents know she's not an intersex man. She doesn't believe them. Right now she's ranting on TikTok about how it's ok for her to be gay. She's a straight woman. It's absurd. Also, she's still complaining about weight loss. Now she's 169. The first thing that came to my head was water weight gain from her period. She's just shedding some excess water. It's not crazy to lose or gain a pound here or there and she's only concerned about a couple of pounds. Back when she was claiming that Whataburger and her mom's meatloaf were "hormonal and inducing" she wasn't also saying she was losing weight because she was still chowing down. But not eating much for a couple of days isn't gonna make a huge difference. I think she was just bloated.
 
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Dysnomia said:
She's showing her hairy legs and whining about needing to be pale for Vanitas but also needing to be tan for Gerudo Link. Yes. She wants to do Gerudo Link. God help us all.

Also note that the anti-ghost bandaid is on her ring finger. He must be trying to rape and marry her again. That darn ghost!

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For the uninitiated, this is Gerudo Link:

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Run to the hills. Run for your lives.:cryblood:
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I wish I didn't see this. God why the fuck did she troon out?
 
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I def agree about the PCOS idea.
Obviously there's a lot of random shit that can cause the various stuff we've seen, but PCOS hits a LOT of targets with one shot.
tbh I don't think she's on any real amounts of testosterone, otherwise she'd be bitching a ton more about being turbohorny

Phouquehead said:
Frank is the second, possibly local LGBT person to have beef with her.
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as much as poop-pokery is expected to be somebody from the online going to the irls, it can be easy to lose track of people just annoying their local communities
 
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Dysnomia said:
At first I thought just maybe... But I think she may be too delusional to believe the doctor's report. Maybe if they did a karyotype to prove she has no Y chromosome. But even then she may not believe the results. I'm actually surprised that she believed the Ancestry results proving she was not even remotely Japanese. But back then she was a bit less cray. I'm not sure what might tip her out of the pooner phase. But since it's made her life so much worse I am still hoping something will happen to knock some sense into her over it.

Her parents know she's not an intersex man. She doesn't believe them. Right now she's ranting on TikTok about how it's ok for her to be gay. She's a straight woman. It's absurd. Also, she's still complaining about weight loss. Now she's 169. The first thing that came to my head was water weight gain from her period. She's just shedding some excess water. It's not crazy to lose or gain a pound here or there and she's only concerned about a couple of pounds. Back when she was claiming that Whataburger and her mom's meatloaf were "hormonal and inducing" she wasn't also saying she was losing weight because she was still chowing down. But not eating much for a couple of days isn't gonna make a huge difference. I think she was just bloated.
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Unfortunately, live in the same town and frequent some of the same spots that she goes trolling for sympathetic people to buy her drinks or food, or pity's her way into getting free stuff. She pushed her way into my group talking and word vomits about how she's an intersex trans man, without anyone talking to her. One of the guys in this group is a doctor, and he asked if she had had one of the tests to determine being intersex. Her response was the copy and paste, "i know what my body does and is, it's the thrusting and rubbing." He looked at her with the most dead-pan expression and said, "that's not a real thing, it's a medical condition and the only way to prove it is through testing."

I think that night might've spurned on one of those batshit crazy rants one night on fb, about being human and "not being harmed!"

I hate seeing her in public, I get secondhand embarrassment seeing the Simple Jack haircut out in the wild.
 
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I have no idea what this is about.
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Same here. I didn't look at the website but I don't know why Pixy thinks it's about her.
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She's still so hung up on being old and she's not even 40 yet. I bet a lot of this "OH I'M SO OLD I'M DYEING." Is from her mom bitching about her almost being 40 and not in a relationship.

She's mad that people are ignoring her. Her tone sounds like a spoiled brat that isn't the center of attention.
 
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