Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

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Admiral Throbnelius said:
All his "phases'" seem to be getting progressively shorter this year. First, he did his Chris Chan interview and then tried to launch Wigglerpedia and his own forum, only for that to go up in flames and not last an entire week. Now, he's tried to do his horror true crime videos, but has got caught up in all this drama which he said he wanted to avoid. At the rate we are going, these Keffals "phases" aren't even going to last a full day. :story:
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To be completely fair, Lucas had help on the whole Wigglerpedia thing going tits up, thanks to that one dedicated sped that just kept spamming different variations of "nigger", "faggot", "Lucas is a disgusting pedophile", shit like that
 
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Oliver Onions said:
You have made me wonder what Keffals would have to do for that big fat stupid circle to disavow him. Keffals could record himself grabbing a black baby by the feet and ratting its head off a concrete wall and Tipster would still be in the replies asking for context.
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It’s okay if it’s fair trade baby cruelty! Don’t worry, the family has been properly paid and is well taken care of!
 
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SimplyScrumptious said:
It’s okay if it’s fair trade baby cruelty! Don’t worry, the family has been properly paid and is well taken care of!
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Keffals is so woke to the black struggle he was saving that child from a lifetime of systemic racism and brutality from the KKKops. As an Italian, Lucas understands how hard it do be for a fellow brotha cousin.
 
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This entire situation feels like a repeat of the whole Shadman shitshow, down to the details. Nobody on Newgrounds or Xitter had a problem with him drawing his fantasies of raping children and murdering them. No, what destroyed his reputation was... [Checks notes] Getting addicted to heroin?

Same thing here. Nobody on Xitter had a problem with Vaush or Keffals, until Vaush happened to accidentally show his stash of drawn child porn and bestiality on stream. Not the Brazilian bathtub HRT straight from the favela or Vaush's many comments about how fucking kids is morally correct because capitalism.

Internet-addled people are the most mysterious type of NPC.
 
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fargoamadeus said:
Lol. Lmao, even. Lucas’ Discord was added by keemstar to a gc during the last Lolcow Live podcast, in which Keffals ebegged, pretended to have mic issues, then left when he didn’t get what he wanted.
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He's definitely back on some substances. $200 sounds like just the right amount to trip on whatever poison you desire for at least a day or two.
 
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Operation Mincemeat said:
"Pedojacketing?" These fuckers are a veritable factory of retarded terminology.
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It's literally cult behavior. Dress everything up in terminology that makes people who say it feel like they're part of some special group/organization. It also works to malign their enemies. "Conversion therapy" can literally be anything from electro shock therapy to simply telling a child in school that they're not a tranny after their pedophile teacher puts their eye of Sauron on them.
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When people say they will come for you next eventually or the left eat their own, it's not some catchphrase..
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It's the purity spiral. People will eventually fail the purity test at some point. It's like Jersh has said repeatedly. They don't actually care about the causes they preach, they just want to be further up on the pile, because once they call your number, you can never be pure enough. They'll make up shit from whole cloth if they have to.
 
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Admiral's Note: He literally fucking deleted this one as I was going to archive it. You can't make this up. I'm lucky to have screencapped it.
It appears Lucas has also deleted a shit ton of his tweets from the past couple of days. We got ourselves another purge everybody. Fucking lmao. :story:
 
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The Ben Shapiro dunk is alright, I don't mind him running that joke into the ground but it's cringe as fuck seeing him trying to explain it. Glinner dunk is okay too, it will never stop being funny that he TTD'd his family apart. I don't know how the fuck she managed to fumble dunking on Ian Miles Cheong that hard and end up having to post copes and sneeds justify it. These people are the lowest-hanging fruit in the world you shouldn't be stumbling over your dunkers on them like this.
 
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Admiral Throbnelius said:
Lucas Twitter Dump​

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Admiral's Note: He literally fucking deleted this one as I was going to archive it. You can't make this up. I'm lucky to have screencapped it.
It appears Lucas has also deleted a shit ton of his tweets from the past couple of days. We got ourselves another purge everybody. Fucking lmao. :story:
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Let's hope then Bing or Yandex still have a cache version of it to archive. I guess Lucas decided to do some early spring cleaning of his closet before we found his hidden skeletons.
 
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Admiral Throbnelius said:
It appears Lucas has also deleted a shit ton of his tweets from the past couple of days. We got ourselves another purge everybody. Fucking lmao. :story:
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In the Catboy Ranch Discord, he set up some bot a while ago that deletes everything he posts after like 15 minutes.

Imagine being Lucas and coming to the realization that you constantly say so much retarded shit that you're gonna have to automate the process of deleting it.
 
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Super-Chevy454 said:
Let's hope then Bing or Yandex still have a cache version of it to archive. I guess Lucas decided to do some early spring cleaning of his closet before we found his hidden skeletons.
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Take a look at this. He deleted an entire week's worth of tweets. It goes from this one tweet that happened 8 hours ago to this "drugs are bad" tweet from February 7th. Luckily, we've done a good job keeping up and archiving them all.
 
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