Elliot Page / Ellen Page - Former actress, starred in Juno. Turned into a pooner and divorced her wife because being a lesbian was not boosting her career anymore. Receives a daily dose of asspatting from Hollywood. Likes to show off her "male" body using fake abdominals.

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She'll never stop looking like a toddler who raided her father's closet. It's embarrassing. And the suits she wore in the past, perfectly tailored to her size and frame.

I say again, she is now only good to play a role in a live action version of Akira.
 
We all do.
Also obligatory "Pete Doherty is so fat now, is he cutting his lines with hollandaise?" joke from Frankie Boyle.
Usually when a musician kicks heroin they end up battering the weights and end up swoll. Pete Doherty is troon Netflix employee fat. He’d make a good girlfriend for Elliot.
 
If that X fashion acc @dieworkwear has taught me anything, it’s that mens tailoring rules aren’t something a dood can just pick up.
Have you also learned the most important mantra the little fucking Nip repeats nearly constantly? “Affordable housing in walkable cities”. He can be talking about the correct length for a tie or hand-made button holes and all of a sudden his shitlib leftist programming kicks in and he’s bleating that tired mantra over and over.
 
Have you also learned the most important mantra the little fucking Nip repeats nearly constantly? “Affordable housing in walkable cities”. He can be talking about the correct length for a tie or hand-made button holes and all of a sudden his shitlib leftist programming kicks in and he’s bleating that tired mantra over and over.

There’s a r/nocars bitch thread for your specific brand of autism.

We’re here to talk about that chick from Juno who pooned out.
 
He covered up for a murder at a party and got away with it because his family are posh. Really.

Meh… Nobody really knows what happened. Or claims they don’t know.

Basically some drunk, posh prick shows up at a party because Pete Doherty is there. He bugs him about attending his play because of all the PR it’ll bring, Doherty tells him to fuck right off. He gets thrown out by security (a guy called “Johnny Headlock, lol!) but for some reason turns around and goes back to the building.

When they leave the building, they find him outside on the pavement, apparently having fallen from a balcony attached to the building 15 feet above.

Doherty ram because that’s what junkies do, when they have drugs on them and police are on the way.

(Now it’s of course possible that some of the people at the party had him thrown over the balcony, but the police seemed to buy the story, which settles it for me. Doherty got dozens of drug arrests and half a dozen of traffic arrests to his name. He’s not the type the cops would cut a break.)
 
MFs paying out the ass to look like fucking Lurch now...
Honestly it does kinda feel like Demna Gvasalia wanted to humiliate her lol.
Probably, the fashion world its full of catty passive-aggressive rancorous bullshit like that.
"putting brown and black together" is apparently a cutting edge trend
So looking like shitty 1970's fashion its cutting edge now?
And the point I was making is that average or ugly women can't afford to lose what little looks we have and can sometimes react more strongly than an attractive woman does to aging.
Maybe but again we're talking about ellen here and she was never famous for being hot, aging wasn't a career ender for her.
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I say again, she is now only good to play a role in a live action version of Akira.
Don't compare Takeshi to this abomination.
Look at their skull size difference.

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Is that Leeroy? dude used to hang drywall all over the town.
 
Look at their skull size difference.

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God, if these men want to be women so badly, at least notice and replace your makeup that's clearly oxidizing. And while you're at it, get one that matches your skin tone. To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! should not be the standard for trannies on how to not look like shit. Take a book from Leguizamo's character and understand the fact that you'll never be a light bright.
 
Very unpopular opinion but I think the black troon looks fine. Because black women naturally have more testosterone they do pass better and I could barely tell. As for makeup, I've been told by sephora employees to always use a shade or two lighter than my natural skin color, and I'm already white.
I honestly thought it was just a very large black lady who did such a subtle job with their makeup that they looked pretty, was only when I payed attention to the massive skull size difference that I realized it might be a man.
 
I know it's been said a thousand times now, but I seriously can't get over how Ellen looks like she's about to burst into tears in every picture taken of her. I've remarked before how trannies often have dead, soulless eyes, but Ellen is different. Every photo of her looks like she's in tremendous pain, and in her eyes you can still see Ellen, trapped and begging for someone to help her.

I want to feel sympathy, but I just can't. You did this to yourself, Ellen. This is the fate you have chosen.
 
Pardon the faggotry and autism on display here.
As for makeup, I've been told by sephora employees to always use a shade or two lighter than my natural skin color, and I'm already white.
I honestly thought it was just a very large black lady who did such a subtle job with their makeup that they looked pretty, was only when I payed attention to the massive skull size difference that I realized it might be a man.
If you have way darker skin, never go that route. The moment you have the slightest tan, that's when shit can easily go wrong. You should always match it to the color of your neck. In winter, you can match it to your face. You should wear sunscreen year-round to avoid having to color match like that. Plus, it'll keep you from having leather face when you're older.

You can always tell a black man from a woman because of the jawline and how its muscles move. Women's faces and jaws always look smoother and more natural compared to men who get work done on theirs. That's why this dude has the moon face because his muscles are pulling for a different bone structure. This tranny, in particular, likely had feminization surgery which is meant to shave down their jaw and browline (which the browline doesn't appear to have been done or at least properly). Their cheekbones are over-defined, which makes their nose and face look wider. Which is why he's angling his face so much. He essentially gave himself Michael Jackson syndrome-- once you start one, you gotta do the rest.
Plus, he's clearly hitting late 30s or early 40s because of the wrinkles by their eyes and how sunken in they are. Which also means he's not taking care of his skin or drinking water--there is no moisturizer and or retinol clearly being used. Unfortunately, these men think once they get work done, they have to stop taking care of their skin. Plus, you can tell because the filters are working double time.

It's always the faces (little facial fat), necks (thick and hard to choke unless you have man hands), body type (built like a reverse triangle with little to no female fat distribution), and height that tell on a troon. You will know if a woman has high testosterone. They're still built like a woman, structural-wise. That's why all these TIMs start looking like little boys when they get on testosterone. That's why I respect the Trannies that actually want to look, act, and sound like men. These terminally online ones will tell on themselves as to whether or not they want to be men or cosplay as men. The amount of crying videos these cosplayers have over women crossing the street is a dead ringer.
 
Ruh roh.....looks like a new challenger is about to appear...
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"Elliot" is probably doing the American History X neck stop to her girlfriend right this minute now that her "FtM celebrity" troon crown looks like its probably gonna be lost in the next year or two

.....also yes this is indeed the Idubbbz mullet.
 
If Kristen Stewart troons out, too, Ellen will have some competition in the "Actresses who only have one expression and have a whiny voice" category. I don't know who's the worst between them to be honest

...why do I do this to myself...

Your comment made me click on the original link, which kicked me out to the Xitter post from the Rolling Stone, which kicked me out to this nightmare:

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Sounds familiar, alright. Trauma, Robert Pattinson, and thinly-veiled complaining about not getting blockbuster roles are all mentioned. What's the over/under?
 
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