Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Piggle Rick]

He has the type of body, mind, and personality that would be perfect for a career as a streamer.
IP2 and boring reaction streams are a surer route to crumbs of e-fame that publishing novels in 2024.

Oh please let it be so. Can you imagine? It’d be fucking amazing.

 

[Elbe]

lmfao and how exactly is pat gonna stop it? Will pat finally put his money where his mouth is and sign up for the ukrainian trenches?

Paint balloons, duh. Orbital guerrilla warfare 101, child.

 

[AnOminous]

Fat Rick is a great big fat son of a bitch. He's so fat most people can't even believe it.

 

[Maude Snew]

Puton

swat

orbit

 

[Post Reply]

Fat Rick is a great big fat son of a bitch. He's so fat most people can't even believe it.

He's so fat, that Puton's nuclear satellites can target him from orbit without even zooming in.

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

This fucking guy. If it wasn't for the damn cash paid to Quasimodo, I'd have to assume it was all some super deep con on us, because nobody can be this fucking obtuse and fat and still be able to login to Twitter once a month.

how the hell did he misspell putin

 

[An automatic clown]

Let's check in on Pats Valentine's Day..

 

[Law]

Leslie should enter the county fair pig calling contest - she's a natural at riling up a territorial hog, even from around a block.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Leslie should enter the county fair pig calling contest - she's a natural at riling up a territorial hog, even from around a block.

Leslie cupped her hands around her mouth and let her famous pig-call fly: "PAY QUAZ-EEE! PAY QUAZ-EEE!"

The responding squeal, though distant, was immediate: "You are mentally ill, Leslie!"

 

[Glowing In The Streets]

how the hell did he misspell putin

No child, i did not mispell his name. That's his real name before he changed it. Do your own research, stalker.

 

[HarblMcDavid]

lmfao and how exactly is pat gonna stop it? Will pat finally put his money where his mouth is and sign up for the ukrainian trenches?

Just have the CIA smuggle him next to the silo the nuke will be launched from, his sheer mass and its gravitational pull will cause sufficient un-correctable deviation to the rocket's trajectory to sling it off in a completely useless direction.

We just need to play to his strengths.

 

[Creative Username]

how the hell did he misspell putin

You see, Patrick (fat) is extremely fat. Pat (fat) has fingers which are fat, because he (fat) himself (fat) is fat. When he (fat) fatly typed the word Putin into his pepperoni-grease-covered phone keyboard, his finger (fat) missed the "I" key and fatly landed square in the middle of the "O" key instead. Pat (fat) is fat.

I would like to add: Pat (fat) is also a (fat) faggot with bitch tits (fat). He (fat) is also fat, if you couldn't tell.

Additional addition: If you couldn't tell Pat (fat) was fat from reading this, your skull is fat. Not as fat as Pat (fat) though.

 

[Johnny Salami]

Who the fuck goes to the movies and actually enjoys the audience? Best case scenario you forget they are there, but more likely then not, you’ll hear hushed talking, eating sounds, etc.

people that go to "black" movies just to hear basketball Americans make their comments... wait a minute. Maybe Fat goes to a predominantly black theater to justify his pepperoni machine

 

[AirdropShitposts]

Breaking news, harnessing the power of Putonium injected directly into his veins, Vladimir Putin Puton is now able to swat satellites out of orbit with the power of his mind.
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So Jennifer doesn't even know that Puton is head of the world's second nuclear power?

 

[*sigh*]

You see, Patrick (fat) is extremely fat. Pat (fat) has fingers which are fat, because he (fat) himself (fat) is fat. When he (fat) fatly typed the word Putin into his pepperoni-grease-covered phone keyboard, his finger (fat) missed the "I" key and fatly landed square in the middle of the "O" key instead. Pat (fat) is fat.

I would like to add: Pat (fat) is also a (fat) faggot with bitch tits (fat). He (fat) is also fat, if you couldn't tell.

Additional addition: If you couldn't tell Pat (fat) was fat from reading this, your skull is fat. Not as fat as Pat (fat) though.

Are you saying he’s fat?

 

[NaggotFigger]

Are you saying he’s fat?

No, stalker child, I am not fat; you are. Enjoy prison, stalker child.

 

[Magicat]

lmfao and how exactly is pat gonna stop it? Will pat finally put his money where his mouth is and sign up for the ukrainian trenches?

Imagine Patrick as the new Ukraine spokesperson for the West.
"Wrong again, Child. The counter-offensive did not fail. Enjoy missles, Stalker."

 

[Creative Username]

Are you saying he’s fat?

Yes, stalker, I am.

He (fat) is extremely corpulent. Fat, even.

 

[This Machine Milks Cows]

It's 4am in the morning in Milwaukee and Pat is oinking like crazy tonight! Dozens of rageposts in the past hour. Describing yourself as being an activist seem to annoy him almost as much as being a protestor.

Another normie poster encounters the man of pig for the first time.

 

[lindsayfan]

Another normie poster encounters the man of pig for the first time.

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"pat vs normie midwit" is one of my favorite dynamics. the personal hell fatrick has collaboratively constructed with his protestors is, in fact, too bizarre for a lot of people to wrap their heads around, and then when someone's confused by it pat always comes out cyber-swinging his li'l trotters as the most unsympathetic possible representation of his "side." i'm going to enJOY what happens NEXsssst