🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[MirnaMinkoff]

There's no way a quarter acre lot in fucking West Memphis (maybe on/adjacent to a flood plane) is worth $100k, is there? I'm guessing it's Trulia not knowing the actual state of the house. Looking at the taxes, it's assessed at $70k, and comparables range from $40k-$140. (And the low end ones seem odd, and in way better shape than a house Ronnie melted in.)

The internet real estate sites just take square footage and assume it’s a normal, well kept home and do a general zip code estimate of the sale prices of non-dilapidated shit heaps.

The shitpile on the lot actually detracts from the land value because it would take $10k to bulldoze and remove it before building something habitable.

One of the bottom feeder “cash for homes” sites decided $13k was too much to pay once they actually took a look at the property. Those places do a general low ball contingent offer based on the real estate sale averages in the area but once it comes down to actually closing a sale they do due diligence and that’s the point they told Ralph $13k was too much to pay for the crack shack and walked away. I’m sure Ralph already spent the anticipated sale money too.

He must be going to deal with Ronnie's crackshack so it doesn't get auctioned, because currently it's up for grabs by the state to auction it off. As of 12:54PM west memphis time, he is still 2 years delinquent.
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He could deal with it online. He’s not going to WEST Memphis. He hasn’t visited West Memphis since he moved with Sandra. Ralph’s dear daddy and pawpaw were in West Memphis for twenty years and he never bothered to visit.

He’s got nobody and nothing except two baby mama dramas in the USA. So he’s going to visit the Ralphplague on either Xander or divorce matters in NY. He had been threatening to visit Xander so that seems most likely, unless he thinks his welfare defender is going to inflict some magical revenge on Pantsu.

The only people Ralph has “relationships” with, in the country his daddy gave him, are with two women who have restraining orders against him and his visits are merely his attempt to inflict misery and discomfort on their families.

I guess there’s always a chance he’s flying to NY to grovel and beg on Keemstar’s front door to be on the lolcow podcast part II.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

@MirnaMinkoff you know Ralph better than he knows himself. I’m sure you’ve made him cry with your posts and he’d rather see you die than Metokur.

Well done!

 

[AltisticRight]

would take $10k to bulldoze and remove it before building something habitable

They also need to hire an exorcist because Ronnie's ghost still roams the haunted crack shack. He was in pain and agony as he polymerised to the sofa.

 

[Bepis]

They also need to hire an exorcist because Ronnie's ghost still roams the haunted crack shack. He was in pain and agony as he polymerised to the sofa.

They say some nights you can still hear his spirit wandering the halls, looking for puppies to cook.

 

[Cad an Hell]

@MirnaMinkoff your number one fan is tweeting about you


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[make_it_so]

Jesus fucking Christ gunt, you don't have to read your damn threads if they bother you that much.

 

[Dr Naomi Hunter]

@MirnaMinkoff your number one fan is tweeting about you

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He’s pig mad and don’t forget he is faaaaaat.

Imagine talking about his mother’s “funeral” when he treated her like shit, left her to rot and die alone and wouldn’t take her to dialysis on a 100 degree day.

Those are all undisputed facts.

 

[NewnameRealEmail]

I’ll never get the pride he has of being from some nigger infested city with a pyramid. He must have liked Vegas so much because it reminded him of home.

Memphis lost the war bro, the south are a bunch of certified pussy ass bitches. Ethan Ralph comes from a line of pussy ass bitch surrendering losers. What a thing to have pride in.

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

I heard he is going to Memphis to suck off a nigger. Ralph, care to comment?

This is the "useful information" Ralph is referring to in his latest tweet. He's basically admitting it.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

Ralph, the reason people bring up West Memphis is because it pisses you off and then you confirm it with a post. No one actually gives a shit about that. If you said you were embarrassed to be from Memphis people would be focused on calling the city a shithole like Andy Kaufman.

This is how it works.

This is how it has always worked.

 

[Lidl Drip]

@MirnaMinkoff your number one fan is tweeting about you

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The fact he calls him Josh Potter is so funny to me. The name change was to "James Potter", you know, like the dad of Harry Potter. Is Ralph just that hole-brained he can't even remember that or does he know that nobody would know who he is talking about if he calls him James?

I am sure Mirna gets stuff wrong all the time, it's just speculation afterall, but her posts definitely hurt Ralph's feelings with surgical precision.

 

[Dr Naomi Hunter]

The fact he calls him Josh Potter is so funny to me. The name change was to "James Potter", you know, like the dad of Harry Potter. Is Ralph just that hole-brained he can't even remember that or does he know that nobody would know who he is talking about if he calls him James?

I thought it was Johm Potter

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Ralph no one is impressed by your Memphis status. You only brag about it because you’re a spiritual nigger.

 

[Elmo]

The fact he calls him Josh Potter is so funny to me. The name change was to "James Potter", you know, like the dad of Harry Potter. Is Ralph just that hole-brained he can't even remember that or does he know that nobody would know who he is talking about if he calls him James?

He still believed for the longest time that Mirna was Alanna Morris.

 

[JesusBuiltMyHotrod]

@MirnaMinkoff your number one fan is tweeting about you

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Of course the fat faggot has to talk about his pedophile "daddy" and dumb whore mother. He really is a little fat momma's boy.

Also, why does he think being from Memphis is something to be proud of? He's such a fucking nigger.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Of course the fat faggot has to talk about his pedophile "daddy" and dumb whore mother. He really is a little fat momma's boy.

Also, why does he think being from Memphis is something to be proud of? He's such a fucking nigger.

Lower than one even. Never seen one flee the country to escape his baby mommas

 

[Makoto Niijima]

After finding out some nigger youtuber ODed and has been accused of trying to murder people Ralph decides he doesn't need to care for his cat after all!

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Look at piggy trying to attach himself to dead nigger drama like a parasite. And yeah piggy, you getting wooed by Odysee would've stood in the way of your meteoric career.
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Hey Ralph were you and twomad going to do a Rape it Ralph stream?

Or just a normal Rape Stream?

Please clarify for us.

 

[Scout Trooper]

Ralph, the reason people bring up West Memphis is because it pisses you off and then you confirm it with a post. No one actually gives a shit about that. If you said you were embarrassed to be from Memphis people would be focused on calling the city a shithole like Andy Kaufman.

This is how it works.

This is how it has always worked.

Yeah okay but Ralph got the last laugh THIS time!

https://twitter.com/JDANKSrespecter/status/1758081230527148405

https://archive.is/U4SEk

 

[Rage Pig]

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Twitter hiatus sounds highly unusual for our fat bpd girl. No pictures of the BEST FOOD in Memphis? No interesting anecdotes about the great conversations he had with a shoe shine boy? No video of his vast inheritance that's worth ten times more than pawpaws ring? Very disappointing, it's almost like he's about to take some huge Ls and wants to hide them.

 

[Cad an Hell]

Twitter hiatus sounds highly unusual for our fat bpd girl. No pictures of the BEST FOOD in Memphis? No interesting anecdotes about the great conversations he had with a shoe shine boy? No video of his vast inheritance that's worth ten times more than pawpaws ring? Very disappointing, it's almost like he's about to take some huge Ls and wants to hide them.

He doesn't actually want to be found lol afraid to get served I guess.