Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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Ahhh look out it's the Puton and he's got a plasma gun Rick was right and fat this is terrifying. Not to be confused with the poo ton though, that's Jackie Singh.
 
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Breaking news, harnessing the power of Putonium injected directly into his veins, Vladimir Putin Puton is now able to swat satellites out of orbit with the power of his mind.
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>Pat believes it's EMP tech that PUTON CANNOT have
>true chads believe its Fractional Orbital Bombardment nukes that the Russians came up with in the 60s but never deployed because everyone, including them, shit bricks at it.

Also lol, spelling error. Fatrick is a little tipsy. I'm just sad a "Sci fi author" didn't think outside the box.
 
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This Machine Milks Cows said:
It's 4am in the morning in Milwaukee and Pat is oinking like crazy tonight! Dozens of rageposts in the past hour. Describing yourself as being an activist seem to annoy him almost as much as being a protestor.

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Another normie poster encounters the man of pig for the first time.

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>not even dozens
theres dozens in this thread alone. how many active users does ona forums have?
granted, most never interact with pat, but still, his following is at the very least in the hundreds.
 
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LGHDR+ said:
Patty's about to have an existential crisis:

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Is that a surprise? Given Biden's EVIL turn to the FAR RIGHT, clearly the EVIL Putler recognized the far greater EVIL superiority of Mr. Biden. They will both team up EVILIY to take down the only hope for mankind, Patrick Tomlinson
 
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OtherLastTrainHome said:
here's how Fat Rick spent his Valentine's Day.

lonely, as usual.

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Maybe for next year Nool can create a series of fatrick themed valentines day cards for merch. I can already see the romantic messages on the front...

"be my stalker child"
"enjoy prison with me"
"your single life is already over"
"you are my toilet"
"DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MANY TIMES I CALLED YOU?! DOYOUHAVEANYIDEA?!!!"
 
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HarblMcDavid said:
I have some experience putting that in things, and that experience has been that agave syrup makes people gassier than other methods of adding sugars to a recipe.

...so what if he's talking about "complex flavor notes" on the gassy exhaust, rather than on the way down? 🤔
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He's into things, stalker child. Also fat
Second Missing Primarch said:
"It is only those who have neither fired a shot nor heard the shrieks and groans of the wounded who cry aloud for blood, more vengeance, more desolation. War is hell." --William Tecumseh Sherman, who knew this as well as anyone in history can know it.
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War is only hell for the losers, obviously. According to all his favorite Disney movies, large organized forces are incompetent, and the plucky rebels are easily able to avoid detection by hiding among civillians that the evil nazis for some reason care about sparing. Just be on the winning side.
John_Smith said:
wonder when Quasi intends to domesticate the next judgement. I bet he was surprised that Jennifer settled this one so quickly, or Nikki did behinds her Pig's back. Two more? the Google quash and one other?
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Not too soon, I hope. You can't pick your crop the moment it fruits, you gotta let the harvest ripen. Many crops can even be harvested multiple times. Agriculture is beautiful.
 
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reptile baht spaniard rid said:
This fucking guy. If it wasn't for the damn cash paid to Quasimodo, I'd have to assume it was all some super deep con on us, because nobody can be this fucking obtuse and fat and still be able to login to Twitter once a month.

how the hell did he misspell putin
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He is so fat that he thinks "Gollum" is spelled "Golem."
TheGuntinator said:
According to all his favorite Disney movies, large organized forces are incompetent, and the plucky rebels are easily able to avoid detection by hiding among civillians that the evil nazis for some reason care about sparing. Just be on the winning side.
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Just like give everyone water balloons, dude. What are you retarded? I mean that's how you win a war. Tanks are nothing compared to water balloons.
 
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