Jackie Singh / Jacqueline Singh / Jacqueline Anne Stokes / Jax / @find_evil / HackingButLegal / @HackingButLegal / piggytomlinson - Cybersecurity "expert," wannabe journoscum, former "hacker"; gunt guards Patrick Tomlinson, currently picking a fight with ONA Forums, GNAA Groupie

[fedoralordjish]

What in the fuck is this. What in the God damn fuck am I looking at right now

the finest indian code stackoverflow can give you

 

[An automatic clown]

I have no idea who this bitch is but she did an hour long podcast with Snackie.


Podcast link
Archive, seems fucked up

Cybersecurity expert, Jackie Singh, who worked as a threat analyst on President Biden's campaign, discusses the ways in which Americans are being surveilled, and how the information collected is used to influence us in ways we've yet to fully grasp. We also discuss lax privacy laws, PSYOPS campaigns, and the best way to navigate the cyber landscape during one of the most important election cycles in recent history.

Uploaded a local copy also

 

[Johnny Doxville]

This python code is fucking atrocious. It's not PEP compliant, which any real python IDE would scream at you for, she doesn't use type annotations, which is like a signal flare for being a casual, She's using os.system with the rm command to remove files and directories rather than the os.rmdir function in the same fucking package, and she's just catching an exception rather than attempting to query the state and execute based upon that.
This is something I'd expect to see a CS100 student bring into my tutor room with a glazed look on their face.

I'd act surprised but this is about the standard for street shitters in this industry.

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What in the fuck is this. What in the God damn fuck am I looking at right now

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Pathetic.

Her magnum opus on github is just a couple of small shell scripts for aplels

Shit I missed type hints in my five review earlier in the thread! The usage of the OS library screams borrowed code, iirc she was writing to a text file, iterating on that then deleting it. Retarded stuff.

TL;DR like everything else fatties github is simply there to exist as performative srace level shit. HURR DURR EVERY PROGRAMMER HAS A GITHUB SO I'LL MAKE ONE TOO

 

[Anti Snigger]

Shit I missed type hints in my five review earlier in the thread! The usage of the OS library screams borrowed code, iirc she was writing to a text file, iterating on that then deleting it. Retarded stuff.

TL;DR like everything else fatties github is simply there to exist as performative srace level shit. HURR DURR EVERY PROGRAMMER HAS A GITHUB SO I'LL MAKE ONE TOO

Yeah, type hints are a must in python. Sucks MyPy is schizo otherwise it'd be a great tool.
It kind of bothers me that I've been buckbroken by PEP warnings to such a degree that I can spot them on my own at a glance.

 

[JustTheFaxcts]

What in the fuck is this. What in the God damn fuck am I looking at right now

Well you see, first you need to save the data. Then immediately load the exact same data. While the file is open make sure you get the length of the data and save it in a variable used exactly once immediately after. So instead of if len(query) > 0 you can look like you did more work.

Then, and this is the most important part, you need to nest things until your eyes bleed:

Probably because you just copy-pasted from the twitter package documentation almost verbatim:

 

[Mitt Doggy Dogg]

the finest indian code stackoverflow can give you

Are they writing a json dump to the file tweets.json then reading it and looping over it? I assume it's python from the various functions they called like open and json.dump. It looks like some shitty quality code but I'm not sure what its supposed to do

 

[Anti Snigger]

Are they writing a json dump to the file tweets.json then reading it and looping over it? I assume it's python from the various functions they called like open and json.dump. It looks like some shitty quality code but I'm not sure what its supposed to do

To put this into perspective, imagine you baked a cake. You take the cake, and drive out to your storage unit across town, and put the cake inside. You then remove the cake, drive back home, and eat it.
That is what she is doing. Nothing is changed by this operation, she's just introducing a really slow file I/O step in the middle of it for no reason. She uses a weird amount of disk access overall, I don't understand why you would create files just to delete them within the same runtime.

Graphics programmers have a meltdown if you try passing data from GPU <-> CPU irresponsibly, now imagine an operation several orders of magnitude slower. I realize this isn't performance critical code, but it's such a bad code smell that I can't help but be irritated.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

I have no idea who this bitch is but she did an hour long podcast with Snackie.

"Large swaths of the US that are being turned against our government, being told that our government is fraudulent, that our elections are fraudulent, and that our president is fraudulent."

But enough about the Democratic Party. #RESIST #HEWILLNOTDIVIDEUS #NOTMYPRESIDENT #MUELLERTIME

 

[John Andrews Stan]

"Large swaths of the US that are being turned against our government, being told that our government is fraudulent, that our elections are fraudulent, and that our president is fraudulent."

Welp, that’s my white pill for today.

Stay sleepless and fat, HackingButStreetShitting.

 

[Mitt Doggy Dogg]

To put this into perspective, imagine you baked a cake. You take the cake, and drive out to your storage unit across town, and put the cake inside. You then remove the cake, drive back home, and eat it.
That is what she is doing. Nothing is changed by this operation, she's just introducing a really slow file I/O step in the middle of it for no reason. She uses a weird amount of disk access overall, I don't understand why you would create files just to delete them within the same runtime.

Graphics programmers have a meltdown if you try passing data from GPU <-> CPU irresponsibly, now imagine an operation several orders of magnitude slower. I realize this isn't performance critical code, but it's such a bad code smell that I can't help but be irritated.

Yea that's what I figured he was doing, I can't figure out why he would do that though, it's not performance critical unless for some reason you end up passing gigs of data in the variable, then your writing those gigs to the file system for no reason which would slow it down considerably. It looks like we agree on the uselessness of the file it just seems.

 

[fedoralordjish]

Are they writing a json dump to the file tweets.json then reading it and looping over it? I assume it's python from the various functions they called like open and json.dump. It looks like some shitty quality code but I'm not sure what its supposed to do

open your search engine and type: "how to save json python", followed by " python read json file". then copy paste the top results, i highly doubt she understands her own code or why she choose those functions

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Jackie is a textbook dilettante. Let’s list just a few of her various costume identities that we have seen in the past year.

• OpSec Jackie
• PI Jackie
• Coder Jackie
• Filmmaker Jackie
• “Artist” Jackie
• Military Jackie
• Mother Jackie

She’s not just massively overweight and ugly. Jackie is a profoundly broken person who should be on multiple psychiatric medications and probably doesn’t take them because she wants to “feel everything” (read: reap the benefits of mania). She’s a danger to her children and others.

 

[AnOminous]

very true
conversely, the most beautiful women I've met have also been smart and passionate; a large part of someone's beauty comes from the inside

I am at a loss to find a single appealing feature about this repulsive, ugly, retarded, shitskinned bitch with a horrible, insane personality on top of that.

Oh I forgot fat. She has so many absolutely repellent features it's possible to forget even her shocking obesity.

 

[Post Reply]

This looks like it might be funny.

https://globalextremism.org/global-extremist-symbols-database/

 

[fedoralordjish]

Well you see, first you need to save the data. Then immediately load the exact same data. While the file is open make sure you get the length of the data and save it in a variable used exactly once immediately after. So instead of if len(query) > 0 you can look like you did more work.

Then, and this is the most important part, you need to nest things until your eyes bleed:
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Probably because you just copy-pasted from the twitter package documentation almost verbatim:
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you ignored the fact she copy pasted it four times in her shitty code, and half is just a duplicate of what came before but for followers instead people you are following. her code is an example on why we have functions and more importantly why we shouldn't let indians code.

personally

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

This looks like it might be funny.
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https://globalextremism.org/global-extremist-symbols-database/

Archive so you don't give them a click.
Also, it's not that funny. The whole thing reads like they just discovered /pol/ for the first time.

 

[Dean Pentel]

She’s not just massively overweight and ugly. Jackie is a profoundly broken person who should be on multiple psychiatric medications and probably doesn’t take them because she wants to “feel everything” (read: reap the benefits of mania). She’s a danger to her children and others.

I am at a loss to find a single appealing feature about this repulsive, ugly, retarded, shitskinned bitch with a horrible, insane personality on top of that.

I think I know a thing Snackie can do that you two may enjoy.

She could kill herself. But as with all things Jackie, she'd fuck up her suicide attempt somehow and end up in an ICU somewhere, suffering greatly until her end actually does come.

And then you two may remark something like, "She was a remarkably obese, ugly, stupid human being but that thing she did at the end was all right."

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

She could kill herself. But as with all things Jackie, she'd fuck up her suicide attempt somehow and end up in an ICU somewhere, suffering greatly until her end actually does come.

Jackie is such a fuck up that her suicide would be labeled as a mass shooter. In both definition of the word.

 

[AnOminous]

Jackie is such a fuck up that her suicide would be labeled as a mass shooter. In both definition of the word.

Because she's so fucking fat.

 

[Patty Q. Anonlinson]

A lot of the security guys I've talked to have really started to give of a "Finance Dude bro" vibe to them.
A lot of buzzword BS and very few practical skills.

Snorjax needs to give up the OSINT larp and give her true calling a shot: professional sports.

Football? Jackie is built like a WW1 German tank.

Basketball? Shes a good candidate for the Harlem Streetshitters, no one can effectively guard against her on account of her odour.

Baseball? Look at those fucking hands, bitch doesn't even need baseball mitts