"ADF" / Philip Vincent Haskins-Delici / Isabel Rosa Araujo - The Original Troon Commie Cow

[Tragi-Chan]

Nothingburger, just a reminder that he is not dead yet.
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“Accion?” Okay Phil, you first.

I wonder if his natural contrariness will cause him to cause a leftist dogpile by supporting Israel if this war is still going once it manages to seep into his thick skull

I think he’s more likely to support Palestine, if only because it seems more anti-American, and I don’t doubt that his fellow Antifags have made it very clear which side they are on.

But to be honest, the whole situation is far too complex for his walnut brain to really understand.

I've always wondered what his response would be if asked 'why don't you just move there if you hate the US so much?'

I mean, we know the obvious answer - he's comfortable being a parasite on society right where he is and is too lazy to ever be proactive in his claimed ideals which he readily changes at whim. But he'd never admit that.

He’d probably claim that as the Antifa Crime Minister and Firearms Instructor, it’s essential he remains here.

I don’t think he really understands the countries he obsesses over as a concrete concept. They’re no more real to him than Australatina. I remember the Rainbow Jesus video, when it was pointed out that China wouldn’t be any more accepting of troons than the US, and he shat himself in confusion. To him, China = Communist Utopia, Russia = Big Tough Country (I Wish Putin Was My Dad). He can’t understand anything deeper than that.

 

[Twrx]

“Accion?” Okay Phil, you first.

I think he’s more likely to support Palestine, if only because it seems more anti-American, and I don’t doubt that his fellow Antifags have made it very clear which side they are on.

But to be honest, the whole situation is far too complex for his walnut brain to really understand.

He’d probably claim that as the Antifa Crime Minister and Firearms Instructor, it’s essential he remains here.

I don’t think he really understands the countries he obsesses over as a concrete concept. They’re no more real to him than Australatina. I remember the Rainbow Jesus video, when it was pointed out that China wouldn’t be any more accepting of troons than the US, and he shat himself in confusion. To him, China = Communist Utopia, Russia = Big Tough Country (I Wish Putin Was My Dad). He can’t understand anything deeper than that.

That or how he has to stay to spread communism.

 

[Flamin Park]

Correct, ever since the war, he simped for Russia. Philthy always simps for the US's opponents since he is still stuck in the high school edgelord phase. I'm surprised he hasn't openly simped for North Korea, although I feel whoever his wranglers are make sure he keeps his maw shut about that.

I'm sure he has simped for NK but his retarded take wasn't that it isn't real communism like most of them, but that NK is actually a worker's paradise and all the bad stuff you hear is CIA propaganda. I think he's the only person on earth to actually believe NK govt propaganda

 

[I raped a dog 2day]

I'm sure he has simped for NK but his retarded take wasn't that it isn't real communism like most of them, but that NK is actually a worker's paradise and all the bad stuff you hear is CIA propaganda. I think he's the only person on earth to actually believe NK govt propaganda

I wonder if he’s aware that countries like Russia, China and North Korea have no LGBT rights. Hell, being gay/trans will get you put in prison or executed.

 

[Bogliacci]

I wonder if he’s aware that countries like Russia, China and North Korea have no LGBT rights. Hell, being gay/trans will get you put in prison or executed.

Oh don't worry, he's been informed. Again and again and again...

 

[AnOminous]

Oh don't worry, he's been informed. Again and again and again...

He's still not aware of it though, because he's literally too stupid to understand things.

 

[kcbbq]

He's still not aware of it though, because he's literally too stupid to understand things.

I still love how much exaspiration Rainbow Jesus showed over Phil getting interviewed at Occupy whatever-it-was-at-the-time.

 

[Mitt Doggy Dogg]

I still love how much exaspiration Rainbow Jesus showed over Phil getting interviewed at Occupy whatever-it-was-at-the-time.

lmfao did ADF's mom make his cosplay for that Occupy Philly or whatever he was at that time? I remember he was all dressed up as a Mao soldier or something stupid like that. He's been a failed internet tough guy since he was a teenager I never really thought about it like that before, but ever since he was a kid he's acted like a tough guy when even a damn potato beat his ass.

 

[AnOminous]

I still love how much exaspiration Rainbow Jesus showed over Phil getting interviewed at Occupy whatever-it-was-at-the-time.

That remains my favorite Phil moment, when some other leftist realized this retard was so stupid he was completely wrecking their message and had to intervene.

 

[Mitt Doggy Dogg]

That remains my favorite Phil moment, when some other leftist realized this retard was so stupid he was completely wrecking their message and had to intervene.

It's hard to pick one favorite moment Phil has had so many great moments, I especially liked the larp about beating up to Kiwi Thugs and taking their iPhone, removing the battery and throwing it down the storm drain, the time he stabbed a potato and it won, and the times Alex Jones included like 4-5 different pics of Phil on a college of faces of the Woke but there's so many good moments in Phils history its hard to pick just one.

 

[AnOminous]

I especially liked the larp about beating up to Kiwi Thugs and taking their iPhone, removing the battery and throwing it down the storm drain

That one was one of the funniest because anyone with an acutal iPhone knows removing the battery is basically impossible without a set of very specific tools.

 

[Twrx]

I'm stuck between his drive by lie on a street that didn't exist or his gay op of claiming to be a chp trooper named Hispanic hitlermobile. Of course, this is a battle for second place after a potato kicked his ass.

 

[Mitt Doggy Dogg]

That one was one of the funniest because anyone with an acutal iPhone knows removing the battery is basically impossible without a set of very specific tools.

I'm still trying to decide if the potato kicking his ass or the iPhone larp is his top moment those are both just some of the funniest things I've ever seen from anyone. I miss the days when Phil was still acting like a internet tough guy nowadays dude is so scared he won't even post a picture of himself hiding behind his mall cop gear.

I'm stuck between his drive by lie on a street that didn't exist or his gay op of claiming to be a chp trooper named Hispanic hitlermobile. Of course, this is a battle for second place after a potato kicked his ass.

I don't know if I remember the CHP trooper larp

 

[Disgruntled Pupper]

Phil was supporting Palestine years before it was cool by claiming to have shit on a holocaust memorial

 

[Mitt Doggy Dogg]

Phil was supporting Palestine years before it was cool by claiming to have shit on a holocaust memorial

But now that supporting Palestine is mainstream and trendy shouldn't Phil support the Jews? As a modern edgelord I can't see him going with the trendy

 

[Twrx]

I'm still trying to decide if the potato kicking his ass or the iPhone larp is his top moment those are both just some of the funniest things I've ever seen from anyone. I miss the days when Phil was still acting like a internet tough guy nowadays dude is so scared he won't even post a picture of himself hiding behind his mall cop gear.

I don't know if I remember the CHP trooper larp

It was pretty early on, I can't remember if was pre or post drive by lie. But he came on and was posting under Hispanic hitlermobile that he was a chp trooper that was investigating the farms and that the thread needed to be deleted. Something to that extent

 

[Mitt Doggy Dogg]

It was pretty early on, I can't remember if was pre or post drive by lie. But he came on and was posting under Hispanic hitlermobile that he was a chp trooper that was investigating the farms and that the thread needed to be deleted. Something to that extent

Okay yeah I do remember something about the Hispanic Hitlermobile now, man ADF was definitely one of the greats

 

[The Taco Santo!]

Its a bit like that nigger kid in the 60s who died of some rare cancer after selling his ass on the street, who decades later would be identified as one of the early AIDs cases back when it was festering unknown at the fringes of society

That's a really fascinating old case, because they couldn't get him to open up and tell them what he'd been doing and with who.

 

[The Taco Santo!]

I'm sure he has simped for NK but his retarded take wasn't that it isn't real communism like most of them, but that NK is actually a worker's paradise and all the bad stuff you hear is CIA propaganda. I think he's the only person on earth to actually believe NK govt propaganda

No, I know one idiot who laps up every bit of it. Ashley Renee Hutsell Jankowski is her name and she's a fat, unstable rage machine of stupidity. That should wake up any socks she currently has going.

 

[obliviousbeard]

You know what's the greatest part of all of ADF's life? There's nobody who cares. Besides bunch of spergs sperging over a sperg, there's pretty much nobody who even bothers reading whatever lazy drivel he outputs these days. From early art and cosplay days, to gay stuff, to hoboism and bondage walrus, giving up his section five hovel's bedroom to drunk gifter, being antifa pet tard, he's alienated pretty much anyone in his life. That's not because of autism, troonerism, leftism either - it's all him.