Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 63 17.8%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.1%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 93 26.3%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 57 16.1%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 137 38.7%

  • Total voters
    354
I´m glad the guy that declared jihad on the nose because he made a face on him sharting has Nick´s back.
Remember Nick is a soft, weak pussy who let this drunken little midget talk mad shit on his wife and now he's totally okay with that, like the absolute cuck he is.
 
Nick isn’t allowed to bitch about Rumble’s proposed schedule when he can’t keep his own.

Three scheduled streams a week Nick, that’s all you had to do but you fucked it all up.

People here who work 40,50,60 hours a week, live paycheck to paycheck, who break their bodies down putting food on the table for their families are dead tired of hearing how exhausting his streaming schedule is between vacations.
 
“Fuck you. shyster piece of shit. Trying to dunk on a guy who made your fucking career who you'd be nothing without?"

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Ethan Ralph opened his show yesterday by cutting an eight minute promo on Andrew/Legal Mindset giving Rekieta an F:

Ralph tells Legal Mindset that REKIETA MADE YEW, BISH! and that he would like to see Rekieta "slap the shit out of" Legal Mindset. Ralph thinks Rekieta would, but if not, Ralph definitely would.

Ralph mocks Legal Mindset for claiming that Rekieta didn't even bother to read the complaint before trashing the lawsuit. "Yeah, for a bullshit lawsuit that's going nowhere? Fuck you. shyster piece of shit. Trying to dunk on a guy who made your fucking career who you'd be nothing without?"

Legal Mindset has no reason to turn on Rekieta. Ralph had a good reason, way better than the small reason that people said, but it was still a mistake because Nick is a good guy.

Ralph says that Legal Mindset is "fucking scum" who is trying to curry favor with Kiwi Farms.

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This sounds like a retarded obscure reference, but Ralph mockingly by saying in a nasally voice "legal mindset", reminds of Brandon from the gmod ytp by Kitty0706.

But this FagFather shit and getting capo Ralph to help cousin Rekieta getting butthurt by some guy saying you made a mistake, Sad!
 
I just showed the Nick pic to my wife who knows nothing about Nick and I said "What do you think looking at this picture?"

"I dunno... Could be genetics? Is he sick or something? Or maybe he's just British?"
Ha ha! Get owned @Himedall All-seeing Waifu!

Just kidding. I love you. You are the anti-Elaine. ❤️

Ralph is truly Juju's strongest soldier. Can't wait to see what the point of this 5D gigabrain chess move was.
Ralph doesn't have many allies left. He probably doesn't want to lose JuJu.

The additional backstory here is that Vito and Dick don't like Carano. It's been speculated that Nick is being influenced to take a dim view of her suit because of that. Most of the he rest of Lawtwitter seems to be taking a far more positive view.

Who's right when it comes to Carano's chances in court? I dunno, but I don't think it's coincidental that everybody in Dick's camp (save for maybe EVS) has taken an anti-Carano position here. I will never not believe JuJu is puppeting a great deal of all of this.

The best part is all Legal Bytes has to do to respond (If anything) is to just call Ralph a wifebeater and leave it at that. No one in JuJu's Cuites Crew seems to realize that people don't care what a guy who beats women has to say about anything. Nothing he does can stir up drama or controversy.
Ralph was raging at Legal Mindset.

But yes, that would be a good response.
 
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People here who work 40,50,60 hours a week, live paycheck to paycheck, who break their bodies down putting food on the table for their families are dead tired of hearing how exhausting his streaming schedule is between vacations.
You just don't understand how HARD it is to have a "job" where you can just randomly not show up with no excuse, and when you do show up, it's just to be drunk and wrong about everything.
Who's right when it comes to Carano's chances in court? I dunno, but I don't think it's coincidental that everybody in Dick's camp (save for maybe EVS) has taken an anti-Carano position here. I will never not believe JuJu is puppeting a great deal of all of this.
I honestly don't know enough to have any kind of legitimate opinion on it. All I can say is if I ever do develop an opinion on it, it will be better than Nick's.
 
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Seriously though, does anybody believe this fat xannied out fuck would care unless he was specifically told to care? I doubt very much Ralph is in LM's audience demographic.
Ralph does have many allies left. He probably doesn't want to lose JuJu.

The additional backstory here is that Vito and Dick don't like Carano. It's been speculated that Nick is being influenced to take a dim view of her suit because of that. Most of the he rest of Lawtwitter seems to be taking a far more positive view.
Ralph admits in the clip that he didn't know who he was until this drama started.

Ralph clearly wants to play the attack dog role for the Rage Twig-Juju-Vito trio in the same way he did for Cozy. Ralph was going after Eric July hard for a while, watching EVS's streams, but EVS appears to want to get some distance between him and that group, meaning that's a little awkward now.

If Nick starts shit, man that will be hilarious.
You wanna fuck Bytes too. Nope that's the middle aged Balldo projecting.
Rekieta has wanted to start shit for a while and this has feud been bubbling under the surface and hinted at for some time.

With the Legal Bytes thing, the way Nick smugly hinted at it without saying anything usually means he's teasing something. Maybe he's projecting, maybe it's a reference to something Andrew joked about to him privately or in Texas or whatever...

But either way, who cares? None of them have any involvement with her anymore he's single anyway, and she is confirmed to be a woman who actually exists, unlike Nick, who is a married man who thirsted hard for well over a year for an older man who spent 16 years on the Internet poorly pretending to be their crush from 20 years ago. Advantage Mindset.
 
As funny as the bath salts idea is, that isn’t likely what was being referred to.
Can’t get the clip to upload or the video to embed right now but probably its nicotine salts. Kayla talked about that when shilling her CBD oils. (The CBD is so amazing it cures anything that ails you & breaks all bad habits)
Something like this in the photo. (No, I don’t know the difference between nicotine salts vs regular nicotine vape & don’t care enough to look into it)

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Vape liquid used to be a mixture of freebase nicotine, flavor, and vegetable glycerin. Freebase nicotine burns your throat, so the higher percentage of nicotine you use makes the vape taste and feel worse. So when people wanted something that tasted better or was higher strength than the old ecigs like Blu or whatever, they would "mod" the vapes to create more vapor and lower the nicotine level in the liquid, by adding larger batteries and using lower resistance wire. Remember when you used to see people blow huge clouds of vapor from huge vape mods? That was why: they get you a stronger hit if you want without choking you, and even if you don't want a stronger hit they tasted much better.

Nic salts are made by mixing the freebase nicotine with acid, to lower the pH. They don't burn your throat and you can't really taste them. Once they became available, the huge clouds of smoke basically disappeared because you can just use whatever level of nicotine you want and it'll taste better. Also buying a disposable or a device with disposable pods is significantly easier than figuring out how to install custom coils and calculating resistance and wattage and such with the old mods. Also it's cheaper than buying huge bottle of super diluted liquid. Also the disposable vape companies can put a huge amount of nicotine in the disposable without the end user being able to tell how much their using, getting them hopelessly addicted to the point that not even real cigarettes will satisfy them.
 
The poor pug, one of the most inbred dogs on the planet. Bet they don't take care of her well. It would fit Nick's wet brainness all too well
I think he said he didn't want the dog and that Kayla and the kids have to take care of it.

Mindset may be a Thai Ladyboy fucker but i would love to listen to him tear Ralph a new asshole lol
 
Yeah he likes cats more because of how low maintenance they are, he said something along the lines of just dumping a bunch of food in a bowl and occasionally refill it, he talked about it back around the time they got the dog
I kind of agree with that, but if it's a family dog you take care of the dog. You put aside your personal faggotry and just do it.
 
Rekieta has wanted to start shit for a while and this has feud been bubbling under the surface and hinted at for some time.
I rather think he was hoping that they would kiss the Balldo, and it wouldn't come to this. I also think that's what that whole anti-Null recrimination towards Sean was trying to accomplish too.

I wonder who will commit treason against the Lawpope next? Sean and Andrew were pretty easy picks, but I think it gets a bit more murky moving forward.

With the Legal Bytes thing, the way Nick smugly hinted at it without saying anything usually means he's teasing something. Maybe he's projecting, maybe it's a reference to something Andrew joked about to him privately or in Texas or whatever...

But either way, who cares? None of them have any involvement with her anymore he's single anyway, and she is confirmed to be a woman who actually exists, unlike Nick, who is a married man who thirsted hard for well over a year for an older man who spent 16 years on the Internet poorly pretending to be their crush from 20 years ago. Advantage Mindset.
Andrew has a well documented case of yellow fever. Much like Metokur. I dunno if Bytes is his type.

But you're right, I don't think anybody would even give a shit if he smashed LB's box. Nick is talking like a fag, and his shit's all retarded.

Isn't she South African? I thought she was in one of our old colonies. I've no idea why South Africa came to mind.
Maybe. I dunno. It's not like I'm being serious, and I hope I made that clear. Himedall is an absolute treasure, whatever she is.

I will say though that Kiwis that are educated in the Kings are easy to spot. Defence vs Defense. Centre vs Center. Colour vs Color. Barrister is not a term used in the US legal system. Et cetera.
 
I wonder who will commit treason against the Lawpope next? Sean and Andrew were pretty easy picks, but I think it gets a bit more murky moving forward.
Remember he's so literally retarded and deluded that he thinks he's the leader of Lawtube. That isn't even a thing any more, and if it were, nobody is following him. He does not lead shit.
 
Remember Nick is a soft, weak pussy who let this drunken little midget talk mad shit on his wife and now he's totally okay with that, like the absolute cuck he is.

Nick doesn’t really care, he has talked mad shit on his own wife. Destroyed body, snores like a 90 yr old man, eats mini muffins like a fatso with a bag of chips, wishes he had a pre-nup &/or 1,000 more blow jobs a year or whatever he said; list is endless. Ralph called Nick’s kids retards but Nick would probably wish they didn’t exist at all.

Yeah he likes cats more because of how low maintenance they are, he said something along the lines of just dumping a bunch of food in a bowl and occasionally refill it, he talked about it back around the time they got the dog

Yes, & when he was shilling those $800 air purifiers he said he had two situated near the kitchen because the cat litter boxes were nearby & stunk up the kitchen. Can’t imagine why they’d place the cat boxes there in the first place but how often is the litter getting scooped out or changed? When I cat-sat for a neighbor on vacation the boxes needed done each morning & evening (for two cats)

I kind of agree with that, but if it's a family dog you take care of the dog. You put aside your personal faggotry and just do it.

He was against getting the dog & didn’t want to care for it prior to getting the dog. Yet they got the dog, as is the Cow way. Irritating when people live chaotic lives & can barely manage to care for themselves, their kids or anything else & then go, “I know the thing, add another animal!” Unless people know they have the time, money, energy & will to care for an animal they should not get the animal. Probably 90% of the Cows on this site have animals they neglect.
 
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