Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 63 18.8%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.2%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 91 27.2%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 54 16.1%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 123 36.7%

  • Total voters
    335
We are now 2 weeks into February and still no mention of trip to Rumble HQ so far.
Given how vocal Nick has been about not just disliking the contracted schedule, but that he thinks it's actively bad for both him and Rumble, I don't get why he isn't using this time where he's not under contract to try the shit he thinks is better. Surely if you think your idea is better, trying it now so you can then have numbers to prove it to Rumble if/when you do renegotiate makes sense, right?
 
Given how vocal Nick has been about not just disliking the contracted schedule, but that he thinks it's actively bad for both him and Rumble, I don't get why he isn't using this time where he's not under contract to try the shit he thinks is better. Surely if you think your idea is better, trying it now so you can then have numbers to prove it to Rumble if/when you do renegotiate makes sense, right?
Nick really thinks he is smarter than absolutely everyone to the point he believes he can maintain contradicting goals and claims indefinitely.

"I'm definitely getting renewed with Rumble, and you haters will be big mad when I do"
"The contracted streams have been hell and it may be better without them."
"I have so many ideas for streaming, but I'm going to wait to do any of them."

We know what you're doing here, retard. You're not even fooling yourself.
 
I love the idea that pointing and laughing at Nick = “mad” in his telling.
He's turned into this meme.
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We are now 2 weeks into February and still no mention of trip to Rumble HQ so far. When is AM again? Is nick really gonna coast with streaming to 180-ish usd a day for 12 streams a month or less? 2000 ish superchats/rants a month isn't even gonna cover his snack budget!
Nick recently discussed on Locals about the Rumble algorithm or lack thereof to get on the front page. He finally admitted that his being on and off the featured section on the front page was a cause of his fluctuating view counts on the platform even though it was obvious for months.

Nick laughably claims he does "really well" when he's on the front page and "pretty well" when not, even though he has reached Mersh or even sub-Mersh levels.

But he also said that his way of letting Rumble know about his schedule changes was to tag Rumble on Twitter and hope they see it. Feel free to speculate about what that means about the extent of his communications with Rumble these days.
 
But he also said that his way of letting Rumble know about his schedule changes was to tag Rumble on Twitter and hope they see it. Feel free to speculate about what that means about the extent of his communications with Rumble these days.
It sounds to me like he doesn't have as close a relationship with Rumble as he wants people to believe.

As I understand it, the way YouTube works is that the unwashed masses have to tag Team YouTube on Twitter, whereas the people YouTube likes have a handler/contact of some sort.

I dunno if Rumble works the same way, but you'd think if he were in tight with Rumble still, he'd have an e-mail, a phone number, or some more direct line of communication that doesn't involve having to tag them on Twitter.

It's weird.
 
Once again, he’s got a lot in common with Pat Tomlinson, who acted this out quite literally.
He's as non-practicing a lawyer as Tomlinson is a writer.
Nick laughably claims he does "really well" when he's on the front page and "pretty well" when not, even though he has reached Mersh or even sub-Mersh levels.
And Mersh is an utter drooler who has seizures on stream.
But he also said that his way of letting Rumble know about his schedule changes was to tag Rumble on Twitter and hope they see it. Feel free to speculate about what that means about the extent of his communications with Rumble these days.
He has as much of a relation with them as Trump's reply guys.
 
And Mersh is an utter drooler who has seizures on stream.
Stream seizures > Bottle licking.

No joke, I think I think I'd rather watch Mersh talk about his busted ass BMW than watch Nick now. Indeed, I can not even recall the last time I sat through a full Nick stream.

Thank God we have Elissa. She's like a far more useful Doug Walker. "I suffer through it, so you don't have to!"
 
2022 (pre-appeal loss): Con sluts literally step on Nick. Much merryment is had. Nick is on good terms with lots of people, including EJ. People still optimistic as to Vic's chances.

2023 (post-appeal loss): His table looks like a ghost town. He has no panel. He leaves Anna high and dry to run things. Fractures start to appear in friendships.

2024 (post Vic owing hundreds of thousands of dollars, and Nick further alienating people): ???

I'm just sayin'. I see a definite downward trend here. I think this year might be especially awkward.

Minor correction: ATSWG was in charge in 2022 and Nick admitted he dropped the ball in helping her or getting her information. She was set to take over in 2023, but she had her wedding for this month, and Nick was put in charge again.

Nick narcissistic enough to buy a booth/stall in Anime Matsuri this year? what would he sell though?
BTW, for anyone just joining us, the reason we know 2023 was a bust for him was because @Chibitzen went and took pictures and provided reports. There was a big difference between the reception he enjoyed in 2022, and the reception he got in 2023. This isn't just KF speculation.

Example: https://kiwifarms.net/threads/nicholas-robert-rekieta-rekieta-law-nickrekieta.53871/post-16626687

Maybe he'll go to barhop with whomever he hasn't completely irritated the shit out of yet, but it seems pretty ridiculous to think 2024 is gonna be any better for him than 2023 as far as the actual con goes. If anything, it would be worse.

Like, if he had a panel, and five people showed up, it would be less embarrassing to not do it at all.

And if AM puts him in charge of anything, they're stupid beyond belief.

That's how I see it anyways.

He treats it like a vacation and his hotel is paid for. This is the only reason he goes. He ignored his few fans who did show up in 2023.

Presumably he had some kind of job or money in real life, because he'd managed to hook himself a younger, hotter partner. Too unhinged to hang on to her, but I guess when you've got your wife showing her gash off to all and sundry on the internet, commitment isn't likely to be too high for either partner?

Art was a banker. Unsure if he still is wealthy, but there are very hirsute pictures of his arms and chest out there.

He is a non-contracted streamer just like he is a non-practicing lawyer. Soon to be non-wedded husband.
It sure looks like Nick isn't going to make a million dollars this year.
He who wishes others to make a million dollars. Himself can't make a million dollars.
Ironic.

One laughed out loud.

Rekieta has cancelled tonight, he just totally forgot to confirm it even though he said there wasn't a stream today:
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It's very "weird" to confirm something he announced yesterday.

I presume he forgot, for a liqour-related reason or another, and there is some weasley worded way for him to say he totally didn't forget but even if he did it was on a stream fifty people watched. I'm not going to go back in his stream from yesterday to confirm this.
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He announced it on his show and last LOCALS at the very end. I think most would have missed it.

I love the idea that pointing and laughing at Nick = “mad” in his telling.

If anything about him makes me mad, it’s the fact that he plays fast and loose with his kids’ safety and renegs on promised deliverables, e.g. the 5k gift, the knife auction, etc. But Nick will never broach those topics, so he has to pretend people are “mad” that he dresses like a dickhead.

Trad Conservative Incel Scandinavian Prude Karen Concern Troll Farmer!
 
Ethan Ralph opened his show yesterday by cutting an eight minute promo on Andrew/Legal Mindset giving Rekieta an F:

Ralph tells Legal Mindset that REKIETA MADE YEW, BISH! and that he would like to see Rekieta "slap the shit out of" Legal Mindset. Ralph thinks Rekieta would, but if not, Ralph definitely would.

Ralph mocks Legal Mindset for claiming that Rekieta didn't even bother to read the complaint before trashing the lawsuit. "Yeah, for a bullshit lawsuit that's going nowhere? Fuck you. shyster piece of shit. Trying to dunk on a guy who made your fucking career who you'd be nothing without?"

Legal Mindset has no reason to turn on Rekieta. Ralph had a good reason, way better than the small reason that people said, but it was still a mistake because Nick is a good guy.

Ralph says that Legal Mindset is "fucking scum" who is trying to curry favor with Kiwi Farms.

 
Ralph mocks Legal Mindset for claiming that Rekieta didn't even bother to read the complaint before trashing the lawsuit. "Yeah, for a bullshit lawsuit that's going nowhere? Fuck you. shyster piece of shit.
Good Ralph! GOOD!

You have ALSO followed the orders of Dick Masterson well. You too will be allowed to attend the next Road Rage.

Seriously though, does anybody believe this fat xannied out fuck would care unless he was specifically told to care? I doubt very much Ralph is in LM's audience demographic.
 
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No trips to FL planned yet... My money is on the fact he never mentions it again unless he snags something and gloats over it.



No idea, but he successfully reduced his locals viewers during a show from over 700 to under 50.


In minor LOCALS drama, we have the first confirmed divorce:

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ArtTheClown (of psychopathic postings and support for Kelly Long) and EgalitarianBtch (Of shite-smeared arse amd lewd-posting fame) gave gone their separate ways... It seems degeneracy was not enough to keep them together.

I am sure Nick's show was the only thing that kept them together. How could Nick be so selfish to only think of himself and cause this divorce! If only they had his 'Relationship streams' I know they would still be together!
"I find it disrespectful to air things out online"

Yeah sure, unless it's your shit smeared ass, then it's just fine right?

Also do remember to add "severely overweight hispanic" to the prompts of your AI generated avatar next time, make it accurate.
 
I just showed the Nick pic to my wife who knows nothing about Nick and I said "What do you think looking at this picture?"

"I dunno... Could be genetics? Is he sick or something? Or maybe he's just British?"
What a savage. She may be right. People often muse on Nick’s genes, if he’s Polish or (((Polish))), but in all likelihood he’s got inferior Br*tish heritage rearing its ugly head. Tsk.
 
Good Ralph! GOOD!

You have ALSO followed the orders of Dick Masterson well. You too will be allowed to attend the next Road Rage.

Seriously though, does anybody believe this fat xannied out fuck would care unless he was specifically told to care? I doubt very much Ralph is in LM's audience demographic.
The best part is all Legal Mindset has to do to respond (If anything) is to just call Ralph a wifebeater and leave it at that. No one in JuJu's Cuites Crew seems to realize that people don't care what a guy who beats women has to say about anything. Nothing he does can stir up drama or controversy.

Edit: Too many Internet people with the word Legal in their name
 
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