One Piece - I'm Gonna Be the Pirate King!

There are countless of elements that made me fall in love with One Piece but if there is one part that completely seals the deal as a story and an author is Chapter 438/Episode 323. His friends wanted him back, even Zoro. But as a crew, Ussop needed to apologize for his actions, which he did and Zoro was right.
I heard fans saying that "Ussop shouldn't come back, maybe he'll be on a different crew", so he could do the same thing as leaving again to a different crew who wouldn't be as forgiving. I've seen the BS with Naruto with Sasuke, and thats a different can of worms I don't want to disclose on this thread,
The Strawhats will have their silly and crazy adventures, but have sincerity in their actions. Just like Zoro said to Luffy, "Oda may be a crazy crackhead of an author, but he's still the captain of the ship (story)", and I thank God that Oda is writing the story,
I still think Oda was on an entirely different level when writing Water 7 and Enies Lobby that he never ever returned to. They're my two favorite arcs in the series and I wish there was inner crew drama on the same level as this arc but I doubt it'll ever happen again.

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Catarina can turn into Saturn
oh FUCK
 
Her fruit not only allows her to copy appearances but also abilities as well

I'm willing to believe there's a cap to how many people she can copy though. I doubt her Devil Fruit is that perfect. Maybe 1 person per tail? On that note, does she have the ability to transform into Saturn outside of that form of his? Imagine Saturn dies but no one witnesses it and then Catarina replaces and infiltrates the Gorosei.

Watching Luffy take a hit from and then punch Saturn was cathartic. The 5 elders suddenly seem a little more mortal. Dangerous still but mortal.
 
Well, he did order a Buster Call so…
And now the Blackbeard Pirates have that authority too.

Also want to bet that that Pacafists cannot tell the difference between a real 5 elder and a fruit duplicate? So there's only 6 people in the entire Marine force with authority to overrule the orders issued by fake Saturn.
 
And now the Blackbeard Pirates have that authority too.

Also want to bet that that Pacafists cannot tell the difference between a real 5 elder and a fruit duplicate? So there's only 6 people in the entire Marine force with authority to overrule the orders issued by fake Saturn.
and one of those is likely to get nuked by his own order

Heaven forbid what happens the second she touches Imu. Because that will happen.

Saturn fucked up so bad it boggles the mind


It bares repeating, the only reason the WG will be overthrown is because they are more brain dead than Luffy.
 
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It bares repeating, the only reason the WG will be overthrown is because they are more brain dead than Luffy.
Not necessarily, it's more that they are trying to enforce dictatorial control on a world with random ass super powers.
Were it not for dicks like Roger dying to specifically be able to shit in their cereal by starting a fresh age of pirates, lucky idiots like Luffy bumping into the right fruits and actual schemers like Teach minmaxing the right super power combos the government might have managed several more generations before happenstance got this to happen.
Or it's all the will of D and they were fucked from the get go.
 
Or it's all the will of D and they were fucked from the get go.
Lot of it seems to be that. But they do themselves no favors.

for instance, Saturn got touched because his robots could not kill everyone because Bonny overrode them, something she was only able to do because Vegapunk hid something in the machines which Saturn, who clearly did not trust Vegapunk, did not bother to check.
 
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Vegapunk hid something in the machines which Saturn, who clearly did not trust Vegapunk, did not bother to check.
But he has no way to check that.

The government laid claim to what they considered to be a trustworthy source of information, one of Vegapunk's offshoots. There is no way to run analytics or reverse engineer the Pacifistas to check for anything like the Kuma clause since the Vegapunk inventions are at a unique level of technology. So instead the WG went with luring over the closest they could get to their own version of Vegapunk under the impression that, as something spawned from his mind directly, shenanigans like Vegapunk building his own backdoor in would be known to them. There is no way to check the machines for that so they went with someone who should know if they have a way to do so.

A subversion of the command structure Vegapunk himself could not use that his copies had no awareness of was outside of their otherwise fairly well reasoned logic.
 
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There is no way to run analytics or reverse engineer the Pacifistas to check for anything like the Kuma clause since the Vegapunk inventions are at a unique level of technology.
Pretty sure Saturn said if Vegapunk did not do it he would. It honestly seems like they are just lazy, which is fine, it makes everything way funnier

A subversion of the command structure Vegapunk himself could not use that his copies had no awareness of was outside of their otherwise fairly well reasoned logic.
Smartest scientist in the world who is friends with a member of the Revs doing something to undermine them feels like it should be within their logic

Especially when Punk Records shares everything. Guess York is a Vegapunk after all. To lazy to bother noticing something obvious.

Oh I love One Piece. The fact that all the people claiming to be smart are denser than Luffy is frequently a plot point and it’s never not amazing.[/spoiler]
 
It's been years, Oda needs to do an updated SBS on who's the top ten smartest in all of One Piece. Nami may still be on that list.
I think she would be. I think SH make up a third to a half of the list.

Edit: By my count I think Nami actually places 11.
 
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I mean the failure of the world government is basically reverting to naked force when ever resistance is shown, viewing their non-Celestial Dragon allies as replaceable, and being perfectly fine with committing atrocities that no one else in the series has the capacity to accomplish.

Beyond just nuking the one island and using Buster Calls on Ohara, they pulled a Moses on Ace and allow pirates to victimize people when they can get away with it.
I don’t think any Pirate in the series, besides those empowered by the WG, compare to their tyranny. Rocks is somehow awful, but that’s from Garp’s mouth and Garp happily stabbed pregnant mothers in the stomach.
 
Also surprised no one's brought up another great reaction face to the long line of great "Oh shit!" One Piece faces.
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Truly my favorite part of all this. Even our heroes are baby killers.

Oda: Luffy does not kill…

..his friends, family and allies however…
Has Luffy killed? He has gone at people with the intent like Lucci or Doffy. I think Nami or Zorro is the only one who’s really come close.
 
Has Luffy killed? He has gone at people with the intent like Lucci or Doffy. I think Nami or Zorro is the only one who’s really come close.
Luffy punched Baron Omatsuri to death in the sixth movie (non-canon).

If hitting Kaido so hard he breaks through to the One Piece earth's mantle doesn't kill the strongest creature, I'm not sure what will get it done.
 
Luffy punched Baron Omatsuri to death in the sixth movie (non-canon).

If hitting Kaido so hard he breaks through to the One Piece earth's mantle doesn't kill the strongest creature, I'm not sure what will get it done.
Kaido will return to bow at the feet of Joyboy.

Also, that mud guy is gonna tell Blackbeard about Pluton and Neptune. Blackbeard is gonna lay siege to Wano and make Yamato his woman (like he did with Charlotte).
 
He has gone at people with the intent like Lucci or Doffy.
Luffy has attacked with full killing intent before, there was no way for him to know Wapol wasn't gonna die when he Yeeted him off Drum Island, Quite frankly given what we know of his, his fruit now I am willing to 100% believe that he used the reality warping power subconciously to have Wapol not take the Devil Fruit swim after Drum Island.

Can we discuss how silly it is that more Devil Fruit useres don't learn Sky Walk..it would be pretty useful if you are suddenly placed above water.

It bares repeating, the only reason the WG will be overthrown is because they are more brain dead than Luffy.
Depends, we need more on Lili and how the "Spreading of Poneglyphs" happened. If that were preventable then yeah they lose because they are braindead, but the fact that the Poneglyphs exist will draw people to want to find out what they mean..and as soon as Gol did his speech it was fucking over. Once you let loose people's greed and the legend of a massive treasure on Laugh Tale..outside of just straight up Destroying the Island..it is just a matter of time before someone with enough strength and lifespan left to use the information gets there.

RE : The Chapter

Sanji has acheaved a level of simpery that was previously thot impossible.
Usopp saw the Boys arrive
We got our first real Gear Five Gattling, Take a shot.
 
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