Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[HumbleServantOfRizzler]

Cobes is acting like someone who got his first piece of ass and is wrapped around her finger. He's a 30+ year old man with the body of a 70 year old vietnam vet paried with the mind of a drunk retarded 12 year old.

Is this swamp whore good for him? No

Does he know? Probably but he's getting that good Wendy's pussy with extra dipping sauce

Does Clint know how fucked this is? Of course but he knows telling his retarded son to stop fucking the schizophrenic whore won't work. He tells him not to blow a load into her and next thing we know she is walking around with a creampie seeping through her leggings.

Is the content better? It was for the first couple of days but now it's basically a spastic tard dancin stream while Cobes watches drunk in the background getting molested between songs.

I get what that stupid reddit shithead was thinking sending an email, but did he really think any of this would be stopped?

This is bascially the making of 'I Am Sam: Part Duex'

Are you telling me he got drip, drip
drip? Drippy drop? Tippy top? From a thitty thot?

https://youtu.be/-TTdiC4hMEs?si=MP-NevErVLwHb6j5

 

[Giant Machine]

Can I just say that I'm very thankful for this thread.
I was relying on the subreddit for too long and I've had it with those niggers.
This is a massive uptick in content and seething about it is bat-shit insane. Any person who doesn't find Cobes likeable is rotten to the core.
This thread is MDWU.

Surprised I feel genuine anger at what that cunt is doing to Cobes. This won't end well. Like she will slice his neck while he sleeps or something.

 

[HumbleServantOfRizzler]

"This girl is a cornstar" Lmao yeah Clint is totally gonna take this seriously.
He may be a little spooked by the "she's feeding him drugs" part though. Fucking reddit fags.

Cornstar? Is that what they call people missing teeth who replace them with pieces of dried corn?

 

[mikaylatoads]

Cornstar? Is that what they call people missing teeth who replace them with pieces of dried corn?

Intentionally censored buzzword to circumvent tiktok rules, which just further illustrates that all the redditfags are 15yo.

 

[Catboy Ranch Dressing]

I couldn't believe my eyes that the Redditor's mind actually has accepted the new speech filter words and uses them outside of Reddit vocabulary, these people are legit sub-human at this point.

I've seen people, on this site even, use "PDF file" instead of just saying "pedophile." Redditors are among us.

 

[Schlomo Silverscreenblatt]

calling her a cornstar and directly sending porn to clint, these people are more retarded than cobes holy shit.

 

[Chocolate Wombat]

Just noticed what he actually posted “Hoping he can step in and pull us out of these dark times”
This is the most eventful things have been in fucking AGES! This is what gets me about these fuckers as soon as anything happens they want to put a stop to it and then they’ll turn around and be like “duuuhhh cobras content fucking sucks now he doesn’t do anything besides sit in his apartment and read chat” like no fucking shit all you fuckers have ensured it’s the only thing he CAN do. They can’t even let him fucking livestream without discouraging him from going live with constant police or doordashers interrupting and then they’ll be like “buuhhh why don’t cobra go live anymore?!” Genuinely hope the sub gets nuked

Man, this shit is why we can't have nice things. Is it really too much to expect people to just sit back and enjoy the train wreck without trying to get involved?

 

[Dude Snakes]

We need to pray for Josh, I am sure it has been said before but this could end in murder/suicide. Alternatively we could have a child on the way in an abusive relationship. This situation is bad, I feel bad/am worried for Josh. Jessica needs to GTFO of his life.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

calling her a cornstar and directly sending porn to clint, these people are more retarded than cobes holy shit.

Didn't Clint say in that interview a little while back he basically ignores all emails about Josh to begin with?

 

[TheTourist]

We need to pray for Josh, I am sure it has been said before but this could end in murder/suicide. Alternatively we could have a child on the way in an abusive relationship. This situation is bad, I feel bad/am worried for Josh. Jessica needs to GTFO of his life.

Two retards falling in insane, red-hot sloppy love is basically how nearly every one of us is here. This isn't dangerous it's just gross.

 

[Slim Boglim]

he's getting that good Wendy's pussy with extra dipping sauce

Seriously that one quote alone makes everything worth it. That single moment is such a microcosm of Cobes pure unadulterated retardation. He unironically told the woman he’s sleeping with that her pussy smells like Wendy’s cheeseburgers and meant it as a compliment. Just really take a moment to consider it. Let it soak. Dwell on it.

He told a woman her pussy smells like fast food cheeseburgers.

Savor that thought. Let it linger in your mind.

He told a woman her pussy smells like cheeseburgers.

This is a level of autism that puts “spaghetti fell out of my pockets” to shame. This is a level of autism some might not even believe to be possible. He’s gone even further beyond. He broke through his limits and unlocked a new stage of his autism.

He tried to compliment a woman by saying her vaginal odor is reminiscent of cheap fast food burgers

 

[Mr. Manchester]

calling her a cornstar and directly sending porn to clint, these people are more retarded than cobes holy shit.

I'm not going to lie, the fact that someone was retarded enough to type that out made me laugh pretty hard. Reddit mongoloids are great lolcows in their own right.

At this point Cobes has gone from the big comedy draw to the relatable everyman in the situation.

 

[Raven-621]

He tried to compliment a woman by saying her vaginal odor is reminiscent of cheap fast food burgers

I can believe he’s being 100% honest about it too. The scent of bread, onions, grease and pickles all in one place, boglim ambrosia.

 

[AmosCassidy]

I love the don't stop boglieving saga

he's getting that good Wendy's pussy with extra dipping sauce

primo Dracula Flow material

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

AI did it's best

 

[HumbleServantOfRizzler]

Worried this will become like a horror movie, she gets pregnant so Cobes kills himself but then Clint locks her in the apartment with the decaying boglim body and all the other tenants hate her so do nothing and it turns into livestream SAW or something with Clintsaw taking revenge for his son.

Clintsaw: “Do you want to play a game, Methany? Your water has been shut off. You haven’t drank water in days. I have left three flasks in the house. Two of them contain salfuric acid, one of them contains water.”

Then after a week, Clintsaw comes in through the door like the dad from that Japanese PS3 destruction video and brings a sledgehammer down upon the crackhead while she screams like a cartoon Witch.

I wish she would leave.

 

[Slim Boglim]

Worried this will become like a horror movie, she gets pregnant so Cobes kills himself but then Clint locks her in the apartment and it turns into livestream SAW or something with Clintsaw taking revenge for his son.

Clint: “Do you want to play a game, Methany? Your water has been shut off. You haven’t drank water in days. I have left three flasks in the house. Two of them contain salfuric acid, one of them contains water.”

I wish she would leave.

I hope she stays. Forever. This is the most entertaining things have been in ages. Look how many pages we’ve gone through since she arrived? She’s gonna leave and then what? We’ll have Cobes sitting in front of a live stream reading donos “‘can you sing Only Wanna Be With You by Hoodie And the Blobfish’ yeah I’ll have to do that sometime thanks for the $100.” And you’ll probably be among the first people complaining that he’s boring and doesn’t do anything. People really out here drinking premium grass fed no anti-biotic whole milk from the teat saying “damnit I hate having this milk to drink!”

 

[HumbleServantOfRizzler]

I hope she stays. Forever. This is the most entertaining things have been in ages. Look how many pages we’ve gone through since she arrived? She’s gonna leave and then what? We’ll have Cobes sitting in front of a live stream reading donos “‘can you sing Only Wanna Be With You by Hoodie And the Blobfish’ yeah I’ll have to do that sometime thanks for the $100.” And you’ll probably be among the first people complaining that he’s boring and doesn’t do anything. People really out here drinking premium grass fed no anti-biotic whole milk from the teat saying “damnit I hate having this milk to drink!”

I’d rather the boy stay alive. Better not be murdered by a crackhead you sleep with, boy.

 

[Mellow Malevolent]

I don't see how anyone can think that NAL isn't the funniest thing to happen in the Cobraverse for some time. This, this, is what ended the dryspell. How can you not find that fucking hilarious. It's funny in the same way him smashing his phone and acting surprised he broke it is, only on a larger scale.

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

I hope she stays. Forever.

It's an overload of content honestly, so many new great memes.