Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[HumbleServantOfRizzler]

I don't see how anyone can think that NAL isn't the funniest thing to happen in the Cobraverse for some time. This, this, is what ended the dryspell. How can you not find that fucking hilarious.

I just watch Josh for funny shit. I don’t actively want him to suffer and I don’t like the reddit retards either.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

He tried to compliment a woman by saying her vaginal odor is reminiscent of cheap fast food burgers

Given the actual smell is closer to the dumpster behind the Wendy's this is quite a compliment.

 

[Slim Boglim]

I just watch Josh for funny shit. I don’t actively want him to suffer and I don’t like the reddit retards either.

But this is literally the funniest shit has been in almost years! 6 years of buildup to THIS. This is the main event man! This is the cobraverse Moon Landing

 

[Giant Machine]

I hope she stays. Forever. This is the most entertaining things have been in ages.

She is trying her best to minimize us seeing anything entertaining. The mute and camera cover are awful. She has to go.

 

[Dude Snakes]

I'm not going to lie, the fact that someone was retarded enough to type that out made me laugh pretty hard. Reddit mongoloids are great lolcows in their own right.

At this point Cobes has gone from the big comedy draw to the relatable everyman in the situation.

I like how there seems to a growing number of them actually being concerned for Josh.

 

[Slim Boglim]

She is trying her best to minimize us seeing anything entertaining. The mute and camera cover are awful. She has to go.

Only thing she’s hiding is doordashers and welfare checks called in by weens. It actively discourages their meddling with the streams because they don’t get to see the reaction they’re trying to get.

 

[Hennimore]

Only thing she’s hiding is doordashers and welfare checks called in by weens. It actively discourages their meddling with the streams because they don’t get to see the reaction they’re trying to get.

I said this earlier in the thread but it makes me worried that things will escalate. If they can't get their dopamine hit via the Doordash orders, they're going to find some other way to get it.

 

[Dude Snakes]

Worried this will become like a horror movie, she gets pregnant so Cobes kills himself but then Clint locks her in the apartment with the decaying boglim body and all the other tenants hate her so do nothing and it turns into livestream SAW or something with Clintsaw taking revenge for his son.

Clintsaw: “Do you want to play a game, Methany? Your water has been shut off. You haven’t drank water in days. I have left three flasks in the house. Two of them contain salfuric acid, one of them contains water.”

Then after a week, Clintsaw comes in through the door like the dad from that Japanese PS3 destruction video and brings a sledgehammer down upon the crackhead while she screams like a cartoon Witch.

I wish she would leave.

Methany oh my sides!

 

[gang weeder]

I said this earlier in the thread but it makes me worried that things will escalate. If they can't get their dopamine hit via the Doordash orders, they're going to find some other way to get it.

What are they going to do hire a Bitcoin assassin on the dark web? Cobra has already been swatted a bunch of times. The only form of "escalation" from here is if someone does like Cyrax's trolls and goes to Cobra's apartment in person. Which, while I don't agree with anyone doing that, it probably wouldn't be dangerous for Josh. It would probably just be more retard drama like has happened with Raxx.

 

[Sammich]

I just watch Josh for funny shit. I don’t actively want him to suffer and I don’t like the reddit retards either.

He's not suffering though, not at all. At most he might be a little uncomfortable, but he's getting a lot (to him) in return for that mild discomfort. if she goes home, i hope the fucks that door dash him constantly drown him in wendy's cheeseburgers.

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

He's not suffering though, not at all. At most he might be a little uncomfortable, but he's getting a lot (to him) in return for that mild discomfort. if she goes home, i hope the fucks that door dash him constantly drown him in wendy's cheeseburgers.

I don't know, he seems miserable around her. But, the Wendy's pussy and sticking it to the trolls is enough for him to be worth it, so fine.

 

[Big Dogs Gonna Eat]

I’d rather the boy stay alive. Better not be murdered by a crackhead you sleep with, boy.

Jessica is undoubtedly crazy, but the only harm that's going to come to cobra is an STI &/or accelerated mental and physical damage from substance abuse. Those are things he willingly does to himself already with poor hygiene and a poor lifestyle.

I do feel a little bad for him having to deal with it, but ultimately you reap what you sow. Luckily for us they stream it live.

 

[HumbleServantOfRizzler]

Jessica is undoubtedly crazy, but the only harm that's going to come to cobra is an STI &/or accelerated mental and physical damage from substance abuse. Those are things he willingly does to himself already with poor hygiene and a poor lifestyle.

I do feel a little bad for him having to deal with it, but ultimately you reap what you sow. Luckily for us they stream it live.

He’ll never do a retirement dance that’s for sure

https://youtube.com/shorts/7jSzu0d3C0c?si=BjQ9fSshVVhJW8fL

 

[DiggieSmalls]

Jessica is undoubtedly crazy, but the only harm that's going to come to cobra is an STI &/or accelerated mental and physical damage from substance abuse. Those are things he willingly does to himself already with poor hygiene and a poor lifestyle.

I do feel a little bad for him having to deal with it, but ultimately you reap what you sow. Luckily for us they stream it live.

i feel bad for him too. Its great content, but i feel bad he is that desperate for pussy. Especially Wendy's smelling pussy.

 

[Law]

I hope she stays. Forever.

Me too.
She's hilarious, terrifying, unpredictable, she caused an absolute flood of content and she's training the redditors to stop being dumbasses with a CVS receipt. She got normally mild-mannered Kiwis writing torture fantasies. Who knows where it will go next?
It's like a gutterpunk troglodyte version of The Honeymooners.

Given the actual smell is closer to the dumpster behind the Wendy's this is quite a compliment.

Do you think they incorporated a bun into their lovemaking?

 

[LiquidChrisRespecter]

The way he meekly said she's forcing him to keep the stream running made me sad. Especially after he was such a chad about not turning the stream off last time just because he was told to.

I got a bad feeling about this, toobz

 

[TheLastFrogger]

I can believe he’s being 100% honest about it too. The scent of bread, onions, grease and pickles all in one place, boglim ambrosia.

That is the nastiest shit I've ever heard

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

Do you think they incorporated a bun into their lovemaking?

"PUT MAYO IN MY FAT BACONATOR JOSHY"

 

[007Eleven]

Told my girl her pussy smells like a Dave's Triple and she's been locked in the bathroom crying for an hour.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

Told my girl her pussy smells like a Dave's Triple and she's been locked in the bathroom crying for an hour.

Should have told her it smelled like a Big Mac.

Two All Beef Patties, Special Sauce, Lettuce, Cheese, Pickles, Onions on a Sesame Seed Bun, TWU.