Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[The Blue Morpho]

She's literally THE antagonistic imaginary woman he creates for his gender relayshuns rants

Which makes it even more hilarious that she interrupted his gender relayshuns rant last night and got him to declare she's "one of the good women."

 

[gang weeder]

i feel bad for him too. Its great content, but i feel bad he is that desperate for pussy. Especially Wendy's smelling pussy.

Jord is getting exactly what he deserves, what he has been rant looping about for years, for most or all of his adult life.

He complains non stop about every woman rejecting him, 6 year dry spell, etc., and one of his biggest memes is that his standards are "alive consenting non related cis gendered etc." Well, as Josh himself has pointed out, Jessica meets all those standards!

And throughout his whole adult life he has done nothing except wear tactical soap to try and make himself more attractive to women in any way, instead counting on his "Youtube fame" to somehow eventually compensate for all his flaws. Well, again, his Internet antics did in fact get him laid despite everything!

This is cosmic justice.

 

[fake farts]

Please tell me someone clipped that for posterity's sake.. that's fucking crazy if true.

It's absolutely true, people here saw it live and I saw it when he still had the video up. I don't think anyone has archived the actual video, everything is just zoomed in on their faces as she does it. This stream is annoying as fuck because the person who caught it talks over half of it, but if you want to watch Josh's face as she gives him a handjob over his shorts, here you go.

https://www.youtube.com/live/NzEunDJ0A-Y?feature=shared&t=6095

 

[LigmaTwatz]

I’ve watched a number of her streams, however many I could stomach anyway, and you’re bang on the money. This woman is actually a schizophrenic, there’s no way she isn’t. She imagines violent altercations are going to occur with everyone, she thinks people are following her, she screams and yells at people on the street when they look at her…..it’s astonishing. There is no way this woman is looking after her grandparents, the grandparents are looking after HER. If they weren’t, she’d be another delusional bum screaming at passerbys on the tube or yelling at people outside a Safeway. She is completely and entirely unstable.

Seriously lads watch her videos she’s a fucking actual insane person.

You hit the nail on the head with her being the type of homeless woman to yell at passerby’s. From the small clips I’ve seen, she seems to be doing amphetamines also on top of her unchecked schizophrenia, and her inability to control herself when she drinks…. she has “word salad”, meaning prolonged periods of word vomit, one of the hallmark symptoms of schizophrenia (on top of weird ass facial and body language.). Also the place she lives in is floor to ceiling with clutter, miss girl isn’t taking care of herself. I doubt her parents can’t either with her being almost 40.


Lowkey terrified for Josh, she’s got a quick temper, and I fear she’ll make a false allegation against our boy, or worst cause bodily harm. She’s most definitely not anyone I’d want to be alone with, much less an alcoholic autist.

Circle of protection for Cobes

 

[The Blue Morpho]

I don't think anyone has archived the actual video

Nope, this is the whole stream:

No idea about what time he gets the over-the-shorts handy-J tho, and honestly I don't care to know

 

[anliteralidiot]

A final observation for the night. After watching NAL for a while on mute, I really focused on her hideous chompers. She literally has a snaggletoothed grin. Combined with her fucked up glassy cross-eyed gaze, the jowly sag of her face generally, and that gigantic nose, she really does look like a witch. Despite how weird Josh can look at times, she is worse.

Literally gross to look at.

I took this screenshot earlier today. I don't know why .

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

Hey guys, am I retarded or is Josh's channel gone?

It’s still there. NAF channel is gone

 

[Big Dogs Gonna Eat]

It’s still there. NAF channel is gone

Seems shadowbanned to me. I deleted my post after figuring it out. Direct links work but the search feature no longer returns his channel or videos for me.

Edit: The deleted content could have just nuked him in the algorithm too. (This is way more likely)

Edit again: he appears first in my search again. Probably just a Google moment combined with me being a sperg and checking his channel directly every night for content during this time.

 

[fukkit]

Joshy tell them I wont ruin your life.

 

[fake farts]

Nope, this is the whole stream:

No idea about what time he gets the over-the-shorts handy-J tho, and honestly I don't care to know

I think that's only the first one. According to Lenin Limes shorter recap it was 5 hours in total, over two streams. Thanks for the link though, at least the bulk of it got archived.

 

[Arocyt]

Please tell me someone clipped that for posterity's sake.. that's fucking crazy if true.


You cannot stop the prophecy of Jason Saunders

You can maybe start taking a look around this post, I swear it was clipped and posted after (there's some screencaps) but I got a couple pages to this shit and got legit mati again and stopped looking. Jawshyyyy don't yell at meee.

 

[Doxmatix]

So many people want NAL to go, but in an alternate universe if a sane fangirl arrived to end the dry spell we would have streams of Josh trying to force his carp lips and rotten teeth on her.. and everyone would be calling the cops to save the girl.

I'm kinda glad a hag demon turned up who can hold her own and isn't visibly revolted by kissing the boglim. The troles have never been so mad and there are no innocent victims to worry about (except Jason V Saunders who we should all be praying never ferments into being).

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

Seems shadowbanned to me. I deleted my post after figuring it out. Direct links work but the search feature no longer returns his channel or videos for me.

Edit: The deleted content could have just nuked him in the algorithm too. (This is way more likely)

Seems fine.
I just tried using a private browser, not logged in, on a fresh vpn and he's the third result when searching kingcobrajfs

 

[Grift Garrison]

The idea of NAL being there is great, and the fallout of her being there is hilarious, but the actual streams are impossible to watch. With her spastic twitching and her grating voice that won't shut the fuck up; its some of the worst content I've ever seen. Im just barely able to get through it with a Boglim Chronicles video.

 

[mako]

A final observation for the night. After watching NAL for a while on mute, I really focused on her hideous chompers. She literally has a snaggletoothed grin. Combined with her fucked up glassy cross-eyed gaze, the jowly sag of her face generally, and that gigantic nose, she really does look like a witch. Despite how weird Josh can look at times, she is worse.

Literally gross to look at.

She looks like a banshee.

 

[Bogliacci]

The idea of NAL being there is great, and the fallout of her being there is hilarious, but the actual streams are impossible to watch. With her spastic twitching and her grating voice that won't shut the fuck up; its some of the worst content I've ever seen. Im just barely able to get through it with a Boglim Chronicles video.

She brings only suffering to the TRUE and HONEST Cobra Fans!!!

 

[Hennimore]

What are they going to do hire a Bitcoin assassin on the dark web? Cobra has already been swatted a bunch of times. The only form of "escalation" from here is if someone does like Cyrax's trolls and goes to Cobra's apartment in person. Which, while I don't agree with anyone doing that, it probably wouldn't be dangerous for Josh. It would probably just be more retard drama like has happened with Raxx.

I just don't want anyone to fuck with him worse than they already have is all.

 

[Tetragrammaton]

I had originally speculated that maybe Cobra's physical/mental health and state of constant inebriation would be enough to prevent him from even delivering, especially with a woman so gross.

Boy was that wrong. This is really heinous content.

Like I could get it one or maybe two times coming off a years long dry spell, but his time in the cobra den must have really hardened him to be able to keep getting it up for this creature.

honestly i do not think it even matters to jessica. she will gather all the cobra venom she can one way or another.

 

[Big Nasty]

I'm so happy for our boggy boy

 

[Ponder Panes]

It’s still there. NAF channel is gone

Queen Cobra still exists. It will probably blow up once (if) she gets home.