Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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The idea of NAL being there is great, and the fallout of her being there is hilarious, but the actual streams are impossible to watch. With her spastic twitching and her grating voice that won't shut the fuck up; its some of the worst content I've ever seen. Im just barely able to get through it with a Boglim Chronicles video.
It's so unbearably insufferable, but impossible to look away, as anything could happen at any second.

Doubly so because somehow his microphone has become damaged on his iMac, so even if she leaves he's going to have audio problems going forward. I'd like to think she blew it out with her banshee scream, but it offers no comfort because it's unlikely he'll fix it, or plug in a replacement webcam/mic combo.

As an aside, the recent deleted streams are damage control so we might not know what's going on for a few days. Very disappointing.
 
Ethan's hag wife Ella looks very similar to NAL.
Maybe that's why ethan refuses to have sex with her
 

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If there is one thing I appreciate about this grotesque creature it is her ability to infuriate the human cockroaches that infest the various Cobra-related subreddits and discords.

2 mods, she timedout longtime wrench Punkrock for complaining about her timeout of Kate and constant muting

She set the stream to age-restricted when she started it, which disables superchats. I say "she" because Jord was completely comatose until the door knocks started, so Jessica made herself at home with his channel.

Wrong, see my reply above this.
This cunts jealousy if off the charts. She clearly doesn't like how Cobes makes bank compared to her. I know her channel was demonized before being deleted. There's 0 reason to turn off cobes ability to make money from a stream othe than she doesn't like that he is making money while she's on camera. I cannot stand women like her because I know she feels entitled to some of the money he's made since she arrived. Nothing changed yet you know damn well she feels entitled to some of HIS money. Sorry I'm mati and sound like I hate women.
 
This cunts jealousy if off the charts. She clearly doesn't like how Cobes makes bank compared to her. I know her channel was demonized before being deleted. There's 0 reason to turn off cobes ability to make money from a stream othe than she doesn't like that he is making money while she's on camera. I cannot stand women like her because I know she feels entitled to some of the money he's made since she arrived. Nothing changed yet you know damn well she feels entitled to some of HIS money. Sorry I'm mati and sound like I hate women.
And now due to her poor crass behavior the money spigot is off for at least a week. It almost feels deliberate that immediately after her channel is nuked Cobra's is striked and he's blocked from posting/streaming. She's like, if I have to leave and can no longer benefit from your paypigs, neither will you.

I forsee bad things for Joshie's channel in the future. She banned his mods, installed her own(attempting to isolate her victim), and probably has his paypal/cashapp/youtube credentials. She basically has taken control of his life/balls.
 
This cunts jealousy if off the charts. She clearly doesn't like how Cobes makes bank compared to her. I know her channel was demonized before being deleted. There's 0 reason to turn off cobes ability to make money from a stream othe than she doesn't like that he is making money while she's on camera. I cannot stand women like her because I know she feels entitled to some of the money he's made since she arrived. Nothing changed yet you know damn well she feels entitled to some of HIS money. Sorry I'm mati and sound like I hate women.

NAL's channel was never monitized. She wants Cobes to make money so he can treat her like a girlfriend and take her places, because that is her goal in life. To be wanted/pampered/spoiled/loved.
 
What's the chances of the reddit/tiktok retards being pissed off today that they don't have one last stream before she goes despite the fact they are the main cause for them not streaming? (okay partly NAL as well)
 
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What's the chances of the reddit/tiktok retards being pissed off today that they don't have one last stream before she goes despite the fact they are the main cause for them not streaming? (okay partly NAL as well)
Can't believe she's already been there for almost 8 days, time sure does keep passing and passing...
 
She clearly doesn't like how Cobes makes bank compared to her.
I don't either of them have that firm a grasp on how money works.
She wants Cobes to make money so he can treat her like a girlfriend and take her places
I hope they get out and go places. Imagine an RV stream of these two. Pure carnage.
Also a real monkey paw moment for all the redditors who got mad about him just sitting in his apartment all day.
 
They might not be able to stream on YT, but there are other sites they can stream from (Twitch/Rumble/LiveMe). I'm not sure why they aren't doing that.

Twitch can be really strict so wouldn't surprise me if he ended up banned after one stream on there.

Not too familiar with the other two platforms but if they are less restrictive than YouTube then they might as well use them. Would get the same amount of viewers.
 
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Seriously that one quote alone makes everything worth it. That single moment is such a microcosm of Cobes pure unadulterated retardation. He unironically told the woman he’s sleeping with that her pussy smells like Wendy’s cheeseburgers and meant it as a compliment. Just really take a moment to consider it. Let it soak. Dwell on it.

He told a woman her pussy smells like fast food cheeseburgers.

Savor that thought. Let it linger in your mind.

He told a woman her pussy smells like cheeseburgers.

This is a level of autism that puts “spaghetti fell out of my pockets” to shame. This is a level of autism some might not even believe to be possible. He’s gone even further beyond. He broke through his limits and unlocked a new stage of his autism.

He tried to compliment a woman by saying her vaginal odor is reminiscent of cheap fast food burgers
I like how we can pair lolcows with famous fast food restaurants: Cobra with Wendy's, Chris with McDonald's, Ralph with Burger King, Nick Fuentes with In'N'Out.

Who would Dairy Queen be? Chantal?
 
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