Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Ravier Xavenblood]

There's a theory going around that Cobes thinks all women are like this due to years of social isolation and watching nonstop redpill videos. So he'll "put up" with it and act like a broken yes-man husband.

 

[Slim Boglim]

Told my girl her pussy smells like a Dave's Triple and she's been locked in the bathroom crying for an hour.

Walking in on my girl horny and spread eagle on the bed like *snif* *snif* “damn gurl is that your pussy or is somebody cooking baconaters in here?”

 

[007Eleven]

There's a theory going around that Cobes thinks all women are like this due to years of social isolation and watching nonstop redpill videos. So he'll "put up" with it and act like a broken yes-man husband.

That is so retarded it just might be true.

 

[中华人民共和国的政治]

There's a theory going around that Cobes thinks all women are like this due to years of social isolation and watching nonstop redpill videos. So he'll "put up" with it and act like a broken yes-man husband.

She's literally THE antagonistic imaginary woman he creates for his gender relayshuns rants

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

That is so retarded it just might be true.

As are many things in the Cobraverse.

 

[Onni Kalsarikännit]

I hate these Reddit fags and I honestly want them all doxed and bullied into suicide but everytime having to dig through dozens of pages of seething about Reddit fags whenever one of these subhumans shitheads does something stupid is even worse than their shit.

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

I hate these Reddit fags and I honestly want them all doxed and bullied into suicide but everytime having to dig through dozens of pages of seething about Reddit fags whenever one of these subhumans shitheads does something stupid is even worse than their shit.

They're getting content cucked so hard right now and it's all their fault.

 

[PixarsTedKennedy]

There's a theory going around that Cobes thinks all women are like this due to years of social isolation and watching nonstop redpill videos. So he'll "put up" with it and act like a broken yes-man husband.

I dont think I've ever listened to his gender relashons rants. I thought they were just about women being shut shamed and men being incel shamed. Didn't know they were about women being annoying tweakers.

 

[R00k]

It sucks because muting the stream and covering the camera IS the correct thing to do to stop door dash orders and cops, and its something cobra should have done from the beginning. But at the same time there's so many classic Cobra moments just kinda happened while Cobes was streaming and he had to deal with it live on cam. Like imagine if he muted the stream during the clint eviction call or the Homeboy Scotty baby momma incident. I hope he keeps the habit, but i just hope he doesn't start doing it whenever he's not actively on cam.

 

[PussyCheeseburger]

this whole thing is the funniest shit i have ever seen. 4500 people watching an autistic man mock reddit trolls while his new bpd girlfriend molests him and tries to get pregnant, pure art

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

I dont think I've ever listened to his gender relashons rants. I thought they were just about women being shut shamed and men being incel shamed. Didn't know they were about women being annoying tweakers.

He keeps coming up with these ridiculous scenarios that would only happen in a sitcom. They're forgettable and of course I always skip through them too.

 

[PixarsTedKennedy]

It sucks because muting the stream and covering the camera IS the correct thing to do to stop door dash orders and cops, and its something cobra should have done from the beginning. But at the same time there's so many classic Cobra moments just kinda happened while Cobes was streaming and he had to deal with it live on cam. Like imagine if he muted the stream during the clint eviction call or the Homeboy Scotty baby momma incident. I hope he keeps the habit, but i just hope he doesn't start doing it whenever he's not actively on cam.

He will get drunk and forget. He can barely remember to turn streams off. His default mode is to be completely open. I wouldn't worry too much about it.

 

[Bixby Snyder]

“ Hey toobz, you knowss how ya girl is making funny faces and won’t shut up for fucking three hours even though your passed out drunk?

She might even lift your huge fucking head up to show you ain’t dead?”

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

“ Hey toobz, you knowss how ya girl is making funny faces and won’t shut up for fucking three hours even though your passed out drunk?

She might even lift your huge fucking head up to show you ain’t dead?”

Least he now has actual experience dealing with crazy women

He's dealt with crazy before but this is his first time dealing with it IRL.

 

[Arocyt]

I hate these Reddit fags and I honestly want them all doxed and bullied into suicide but everytime having to dig through dozens of pages of seething about Reddit fags whenever one of these subhumans shitheads does something stupid is even worse than their shit.

There was enough pages I thought he went live again.

 

[YouGuysAren'tThatSmart]

Is he deleting videos to try and keep from getting striked or terminated?

 

[Your Landlord]

Is he deleting videos to try and keep from getting striked or terminated?

That, and he likely realizes that leaving those streams up for the troles is giving them a good month or two of entertainment. Too late now, of course.

 

[Noxe]

over the shorts hand job was removed by youtube for TOS

Please tell me someone clipped that for posterity's sake.. that's fucking crazy if true.

We need to pray for Josh, I am sure it has been said before but this could end in murder/suicide. Alternatively we could have a child on the way in an abusive relationship. This situation is bad, I feel bad/am worried for Josh. Jessica needs to GTFO of his life.

You cannot stop the prophecy of Jason Saunders

 

[Depressed_Oni]

You cannot stop the prophecy of Jason Saunders

In all timelines, in all probabilities, Jason Saunders mom being Methica is a canon event.

 

[Ultrapenguin]

I had originally speculated that maybe Cobra's physical/mental health and state of constant inebriation would be enough to prevent him from even delivering, especially with a woman so gross.

Boy was that wrong. This is really heinous content.

Like I could get it one or maybe two times coming off a years long dry spell, but his time in the cobra den must have really hardened him to be able to keep getting it up for this creature.