Trainwreck Anisa Riyadh Jomha / @anisajomha & iDubbbz / Ian Kane Jomha / Ian Kane Washburn / "Anisa's husband" / "Poo-Pants Swastika Boy" - Anisa posting her bald nudes on OnlyFans even when married to Ian and thirsting over Hasan while her husband iDubbbz the Content Cuck/Simp/THE RAPED/ etc. watches

[LonelyEggRoll]

Anisa’s weekly social media post, right on time.

”i’M rEaLiAliSiNg i’M fInAlLy HaPpy wItH hOw mY bOdY lOoKs aNd I’m gAinIng MuSclE aT tHe gYm wItH mY nEw rOuTiNe”
*attached creepy picture, blank face,zero emotion, badly posed, horrific outfit*

Do you think she has an AI program to generate these for her at this point?

 

[2020chan]

A detail I forgot to mention:
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Her posture is quite bad.

Troon posture, troon posture.

Akshually, it's super hard to have good posture when you spend all of your time hitting the gym to get fit.
You would understand if you had studied kinesiology.

 

[Unparty]

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So telling when 90% of her sentences start with "I"

 

[JelloJerk]

Size 6 your whole life? What happened to the bulimia in highschool!!!

The idea that Anisa basically posted that she's getting fatter but dressed as "I'M GETTING HEALTHIER I WAS TOO SKINNY AND NOT EATING ENOUGH BEFORE" has been cracking me up all day. There are cryptids less elusive than these muscles she constantly talks about having.

 

[nanona]

>'i DoN't TaLk aBoUt It, bUt...'


I'm wheezing.

 

[Ozul]

I don't buy that she was actually a size 0 during cc2. She looked exactly the same as she always does, and if you look at the difference irl between a size 0 and size 6 pant, the difference is huge. Maybe she was able to squeeze into a generously sized size 0 dress while dress shopping for the gala. Clothing sizes between different brands are notoriously inconsistent. Women talk all the time about how "I wear a size S in x brand, but I wear a size L in x brand."
Her bone structure is very wide so I don't even think she could squeeze into a true size 0 pant.

She also laughed and made fun of a girl who almost died from an eating disorder so.. She's definitely the type to have not eaten for 2 days one time and now she thinks she can wear an anorexia badge. Eating disorders are another one of her personality larps.

 

[Crass_and_Champ]

anisa transitions and is manlier than ian

She's been manlier than Ian for a long time now, even before she shaved her head.

 

[CptnSnshn]

I don't buy that she was actually a size 0 during cc2.

The only way this bitch could be size 0 is if that zero was a representation of her body shape.

 

[Godmode]

If I am being honest, she did okayish with the filters here and these photos had a chance of being cute if it weren't for the god awful tattoos and being able to see her bra peeking through.

BUt LOL at the soft launching a pregnancy quote, the last thing this world needs is a mini Ian and Anisa. Jesus christ, she would mentally cripple that child.

Let's pretend for a minute the child is Ian's and not some feral nog's offspring. They would 100% raise it gender-neutral, and Anus will use the kid to flex on social media. Just think of the areas where she will instantly become a subject matter expert in: pediatrics, child psychology, anti-bullying etc... And when she fails to get traction she can always troon the child out.

God help us!

 

[Carnavoyeur]

Anisa has the same eating disorder as Luna Slater--the type of anorexia where they don't eat for a whole day every once in a while, lose no weight, and wonder why it's not working.

 

[TokiBun]

Anisa if you’re going to be a compulsive liar at least write all the lies down so you don’t contradict yourself. She really is lazy lmao

 

[JelloJerk]

Anisa is blessing us with a most plentiful harvest this season. What's making her so cocky? Did she think she had a near-death experience with her flu or something?

It's probably not related at all but her Tweeting about quitting something around this time really does sound like she's doing lent. First the cross, now this? Was Anisa actually BASED TRADCATH the whole time, and trying to hide it?

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Anisa what the FUCK are you yapping about?

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HIDE AWAY HIDE AWAY FROM MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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[popnloch ness monster]

mmm maybe catfishing jeets with Anisa's lewds would be a good time

 

[Slur Generator]

can DignifAI fix Anisa ?

 

[TokiBun]

Anisa is blessing us with a most plentiful harvest this season. What's making her so cocky? Did she think she had a near-death experience with her flu or something?

It's probably not related at all but her Tweeting about quitting something around this time really does sound like she's doing lent. First the cross, now this? Was Anisa actually BASED TRADCATH the whole time, and trying to hide it?
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Anisa what the FUCK are you yapping about?
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HIDE AWAY HIDE AWAY FROM MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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Damn it Anisa you’re making it really hard to be a Hazbin fan we don’t need more help with that.

 

[janny state defector]

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I have over the past 3 years struggled with restrictive eating habits. During planning creator clash I felt like I had no control so turned to controlling my food intake. I was a size 0 at 5’6” after cc2 when I had been a size 6 my whole life. I don’t talk about it but I’ve - made big strides in the past 4 months. I’m going back up in clothing sizes to a more normal. I’m finally gaining muscle at the gym. I’m able to eat more things I want, rather than what I’ve habitually been eating. It’s getting better. I feel like you can tell in photos.

Size 6 your whole life? What happened to the bulimia in highschool!!!

Anisa tries to play this stupid balancing game where she's both a "guru who's got it all figured out" and a "poor helpless victim". She flip-flops her stories constantly to try and get the best of both worlds and just ends up looking fake as hell.
Looking in the mirror and going "Oh I look fat and gross today" does not mean you have an eating disorder you dumb ass ho.
EDIT: Also considering the fact she's willing to speak with authority on kinesiology and boxing tells me that she might've purged like once and believes that means she was bulimic.

Anisa what the FUCK are you yapping about?
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Hastwit is so horney yet creative . Someone was just tweeting about bowling and tied it back to their holes. Creative writing level gooning. Is that an analogy? A simile? I can't even remember.

I hope this tweeting arc continues if she's going to say more retarded nonsense like this. The podcast is too long and boring I need more bite-sized Johma wisdom.

 

[Leo Frank]

There is no way anus was a size 0 at CC. Not trying to power level but my sister is actually 5’6 and 98 lbs and is a size zero (I question anus’ claims on height as she’s said she was 5’7, 5’6, 5’5 and 5’4). My sister is extremely thin and has always had a very small bone structure. Anus is built like a fridge and she looks zero percent different body wise than she did during CC.

Edit to not double post: I’m repeating myself here but take away bad fashion, bad tattoos, bad haircuts, bad personality and anisa isn’t bad looking if you haven’t heard her speak or know anything about her. She would be considered mildly attractive without the self damage she’s done. It’s the way she has to tell everyone about her body, edits her stupid pictures, makes shit up about her height, weight, muscle mass, etc. and her personality that makes people put her appearance under a microscope so intensely.

 

[JelloJerk]

EP 18 of the podcast:
Your Movie Sucks (YMS) - She Ruined My Career! #18 w/ iDubbbz & Anisa [Uploaded Feb 13, 2024]
The first episode to surpass the 2hr mark. Man...
Part 1:

Part 2:

Part 3:

Previous EPs:
Episode 1 and 2
3 and 4
Episode 5
Episode 6 to 8
Episode 9
Episodes 10 to 13
Episode 14
Episode 15
Episode 16
Episode 17

 

[Elm Sinclair]

It's worth noting that "JR" Tolkien was married with four children...but then, she's never read his books and thinks that "three holes" is "creative writing," so it's an entmoot point.

 

[The Feline Solution]

Remember that time Ian was close friends with some Asian girl on twitter and Anisa changed up her entire style to mimic the Asian girl? It's entirely possible that Anisa actually is a skinwalker at this point.

She did this with MaxMofoe's girlfriend (now wife?), they were on vacation in 'straya ages ago and a week after Anisa met MaxGF for the very first time they went out on a couples boat trip and supposedly Anisa was dressed up as Miss Mofoe, completly different from her usual style. To the point that MaxGF discreetly pulled Max to the side, as much as this is possible on a boat, and asked what the fuck is going on and what the fuck Anisa thinks she is doing.

Textbook Cluster B behaviour and always more embarrassing to the people around than themselves because they lack the self awarness to notice that their behaviour makes them look stone crazy. No own identity, literally.