Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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Judge Holden said:
I was gonna suggest a hypothetical remake of the room where Johnny is recast with Fatrick, but then I realised how unrealistic a movie where he had friends or the ability to play five seconds of alley football would be
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Well there's that, but also Johnny didn't actually abuse his (future) wife, unlike fatrick.
 
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TurboNAS said:
He's a modern day John Henry fighting against AI and basic scripts to try and reply faster and faster to all the stalker children.
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The legend says that Pat Tomlinson beats the AI, firing off 14,000 xeets to the AI's 9,000. He then dies of exhaustion, a stroke, and being generally fat shortly after.
 
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bisonwarlock said:
That is a cool story and you are a bro.
Thanks for telling me this, it will come in handy during these troubling times.
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LGHDR+ said:
The legend says that Pat Tomlinson beats the AI, firing off 14,000 xeets to the AI's 9,000. He then dies of exhaustion, a stroke, and being generally fat shortly after.
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Wrong as always, stalker. Not unlike the Gollum of Jewish mythology he is a creature animated by magic, but instead of clay he's made of gay, and instead of Jewish magic it is the darkest of meats and sinister rodeo clown rituals that brings him to fat pseudo life, his fat spirit bound by a prison of his own flesh fat and cursed to child eternally on Xitter. That's why his life is already over.
 
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Maude Snew said:
Wrong as always, stalker. Not unlike the Gollum of Jewish mythology he is a creature animated by magic, but instead of clay he's made of gay, and instead of Jewish magic it is the darkest of meats and sinister rodeo clown rituals that brings him to fat pseudo life, his fat spirit bound by a prison of his own flesh fat and cursed to child eternally on Xitter. That's why his life is already over.
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This was all really nice but you forgot to mention that he's fat.
 
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Maybe there is a pattern of behavior here. Pat is trying to start beef with other billionaires, seemingly.
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Why would anyone care what some nobody on Twitter has to say, let alone if you're a millionaire? Look at those numbers, nobody's looking at your cutting commentary or sharp wit, and certainly not the guy you're trying to get the attention of. Pat's comments on shit people post is just as impactful as the puzzle piece and trash can stickers people give my ai offerings in the random images thread. What does he hope to accomplish?
 
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So many questions...

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When was the last time anything was sold door to door? 1970?

And does Pat not realize everyone has seen his transcripts? He failed gym for being obese and the only reason he graduated was his mom was part of the school administration.

The fucker hasn't had a paying job in how long? He can't even sell his house for cash probably due to liens. His whole shtick of ranting against electric vehicles is just a public cope for him so he doesn't have to admit he can't afford a car less than a decade old.

Whatever limited success Pat had achieved, he threw away by this over decade old midlife crisis he won't fucking address.

This fat fuck couldn't talk shit to half of the people who have threads on this site, let alone someone with a fucking career.
 
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Something Awful said:
Remember that time this fucking queer ruminated on whether it's okay to kill a woman for trying to talk to him at a bar?

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Guessing he doesn't run into problems like that anymore. Just one of the little perks of looking like an obese pedophile with bitch tits.
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It’s the lamest, gayest, nerdiest thing in the world, to go to the bar with a laptop. Not only did he do that, but he SAT AT THE BAR. That’s literally where you sit when you want to fucking talk to strangers and bullshit. Go sit in a booth if you want to be a dweeb pig on your laptop and write scifi stories, better yet, just stay home and buy a 12 pack.
 
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JustStopDude said:
So many questions...

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When was the last time anything was sold door to door? 1970?

And does Pat not realize everyone has seen his transcripts? He failed gym for being obese and the only reason he graduated was his mom was part of the school administration.

The fucker hasn't had a paying job in how long? He can't even sell his house for cash probably due to liens. His whole shtick of ranting against electric vehicles is just a public cope for him so he doesn't have to admit he can't afford a car less than a decade old.

Whatever limited success Pat had achieved, he threw away by this over decade old midlife crisis he won't fucking address.

This fat fuck couldn't talk shit to half of the people who have threads on this site, let alone someone with a fucking career.
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He's using a word salad in a fat attempt to game the twitter algorithm for dopamine hits for going Quasi (heh) viral. He's still a fat pig
 
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Maybe there is a pattern of behavior here. Pat is trying to start beef with other billionaires, seemingly.
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This literally did happen:

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So many questions...

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Tucker Carlson is not the heir to a frozen fishstick empire, his father got married to a Swanson family member when he was ten. Plus, Swanson's had been sold from the family to Campbell's Soup 25 years earlier.

Carlson has never benefited from nepotism and legacy admissions to anyone's knowledge unless you're counting something like boarding school. He went to Trinity College of all places and the only story of "legacy" was his attempt to get into the CIA which he was rejected for despite his father probably being able to get him in. (His dad told him to go into journalism because "they'll take anybody" lmao)
 
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Rick's Beef Wellington said:
That's one of my favorites...he was at a Con and thought he was doing Arthur Dent from Hitchhiker's cosplay but it played out as being in a state of undress around children. Sad. Many such cases, etc.

If people start sending letters, Tubby's going to get a Junior Detective fingerprint dusting kit and some poor letter sorter in the Midwest will get called a terrorist by Snackie for years, think of the collateral damage.
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The reaction of the dad and kids is priceless

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Hello friends. I have actually been locked up and would like to write for you a guide on how to enjoy prison after we all inevitably end up there.
  1. Treat solitary confinement as your getaway from the daily grind of gen pop. It’s like going away on holiday to the Maldives. Get creative with ways of being sent there like giving the meanest guard a wet willy or pulling down the pants of the strongest gang leader.
  2. Bring out your inner Jamie Oliver by getting creative with ingredients from comissary. We’ve all heard of toilet wine but have you heard of shower gin? Make a ramen lasagna or ramen spaghetti or ramen ramen.
  3. Networking opportunities: We’ll all get out one day so why not start planning for that day today! Treat your stay like an IRL LinkedIn and learn valuable life skills like how to run a drug empire or bury a body in freshly laid concrete.
  4. Join the pen pal program. We’ve all seen Love after Lockup so get yourself a missus or two for those special conjugal visits. Really what you want is a reliable broad to smuggle drugs in her cooch that you can sell for ramen. See step 2.
But most importantly have fun! Prison is a great way to hang out with your bros all day smoking vapes and doing drugs if that’s your thing. You don’t need to work, pay rent or deal with normies so make the most of your stay and most importantly, enjoy prison!
 
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MilkThePig said:
Word from the 2nd better forum is that Patrick has been putting up these flyers around Milwaukee to let locals know about his beliefs..

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Seems a little risky to me but then pig does work in mysterious ways.
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"No prison (for me), stalker. (I will) enjoy child."
 
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