Corissa Enneking / fatgirlflow and Juliana "J" Aprileo / comfyfattravels - Delusional fat-acceptance lesbian couple, junk-food addicts with expensive taste, denied a mortgage due to excessive Doordash ordering

[Cuddlebug]

I say this every fashion roundup, but holy shit, she has no concept of fashion or of how to dress to compliment her body (not that anything short of a mumu would compliment it at this point.)

My favorite one this time is the red bodysuit. Guessing her next stop is the juicing room?

Also, those sizes are eye-popping. Maximum of 90 inch hips. But sure. Having an ass with a radius of 7.5 feet is totes healthy.

 

[Sparkling Yuzu]

“I want Palestinians to grow old and I want them to teach us how to love and live like they do.”

Read your Quran baby!

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She looked syndromey even super young.

Superfit Hero SUPERHOLD Zip Front Sports Bra - Cactus Leaf $75

That's the only thing that fits her.

 

[yoshikage]

This is the insane size store for Infinifats that Ash loves.
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Correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't a 35" waist with 45" hips generally a size 16-18/XXL?
Why even bother with listing US sizes as a metric if you are just going to flub them anyways?

 

[The Queen of Autists]

I say this every fashion roundup, but holy shit, she has no concept of fashion or of how to dress to compliment her body (not that anything short of a mumu would compliment it at this point.)

My favorite one this time is the red bodysuit. Guessing her next stop is the juicing room?

Also, those sizes are eye-popping. Maximum of 90 inch hips. But sure. Having an ass with a radius of 7.5 feet is totes healthy.

Omg why did she bend over like that????? Wth was she thinking? Lmao


She looks like a 400 pounder in a traditional floor wrestling suit. How can anybody see that pic and think it’s good to post? It clearly shows the ass she can’t wipe!

 

[GenociderSyo]

Correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't a 35" waist with 45" hips generally a size 16-18/XXL?
Why even bother with listing US sizes as a metric if you are just going to flub them anyways?

They vanity size in the belief that the most common size is 20/22 I beleive. They and universal standard both do that.

 

[Constellationzero]

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Because of how big her fupa and stomach are, on first glance this photo kind of looks like a proud dwarf standing outside.

It looks like Gailard Sartain.

 

[I call shenanigans]

Why even bother with listing US sizes as a metric if you are just going to flub them anyways?

US sizing is already the most generous sizing in the world. If you buy from the UK/EU/CAN/AUS, then you need to upsize by at least two sizes. Buy from Asia and the sizing is even smaller. The US fatties seem to be all about having the lowest number on the size tag no matter how tight the fit is. The rest of us know it’s not the size on the tag that matters, it’s the actual measurements.

 

[GenociderSyo]

 

[Thomas Eugene Paris]

Hard to make out but from left to right, top to bottom it looks like some sort of cereal, maybe generic brand corn pops, then some other processed carb, maybe generic triscuits or similar, then we've got what looks like a super sugar instant oat meal container, some sort of ritz product, possibly the peanut butter cracker version. Then maybe some sort of freeze dried fruit bag (more sugar) and on down lower it looks like a bag of flour, jello, pop tarts, possibly a package of oreos and down further maybe a bag of noodles.

Looks like a bunch of refined, sugar heavy carbs. She does appear to be drinking a calorie free sparkling water however. Spoonful out of a dump truck really.

Left to right on top of the cabinet:

Great Value (Walmart store brand) "Corn Squares" cereal

Spoiler

Nabisco Triscuits crackers, original flavor

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Quaker instant oatmeal packets, likely the Strawberries and Cream flavor (which happens to contain 8 grams of sugar per serving)

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Nabisco Ritz crackers in "Fresh Stacks" packaging

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Canister of oatmeal, brand and type undetermined

Unidentified bag (doesn't look like dry fruit to me, I'm guessing it's some overpriced "prestige" junk food)

Unidentified box (almost looks like Barnum's Animal Crackers)

Not interested enough to do the rest. It's basically exactly what you would predict looking at Corissa and J.

Also, those sizes are eye-popping. Maximum of 90 inch hips. But sure. Having an ass with a radius of 7.5 feet is totes healthy.

Circumference.

 

[Angry New Ager]

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So Universal Standard sends you a box of the past-season clothes they haven't been able to sell, that you didn't want to buy even when they were in-season, at "highly discounted" prices, every month?

Corissa has never worn a trench coat, like, ever, and has no reason to. She would not have picked this out in a million years (okay, or until a year after every younger, thinner influencer on TikTok was turning up in trench coats). If this is the kind of shit they send you every month, it's not a deal. But hey, a fatgirl's gotta shill to pay the bills, so there you go.

 

[glass_houses]

So Universal Standard sends you a box of the past-season clothes they haven't been able to sell, that you didn't want to buy even when they were in-season, at "highly discounted" prices, every month?

Corissa has never worn a trench coat, like, ever, and has no reason to. She would not have picked this out in a million years (okay, or until a year after every younger, thinner influencer on TikTok was turning up in trench coats). If this is the kind of shit they send you every month, it's not a deal. But hey, a fatgirl's gotta shill to pay the bills, so there you go.

I love that she didn't even bother to hide the tags. That coat is either going to be returned or thrown up online for resale the second she takes it off. NWT will always net more coin than without.

 

[LonesomeDud]

This woman has never denied herself a thing.

 

[Yaks]

That looks like an extra cheaply made trench too.

 

[LonesomeDud]

That looks like an extra cheaply made trench too.

You know, when you're manufacturing tent sized coats, maybe when considering garment quality and what to invest, maybe consider how long your clientele will live into their coat ownership.

 

[Yaks]

You know, when you're manufacturing tent sized coats, maybe when considering garment quality and what to invest, maybe consider how long your clientele will live into their coat ownership.

Alternatively how long they will fit.

That's an idea.. Clothes covered in zippers/velcro for expansion pack attachments.

 

[Breadbear]

This woman has never denied herself a thing.

Except dignity

 

[FarmVille]

Imagine getting to J size off Triscuits and Ritz cracker. Deathfats eat the worst shit.

 

[LonesomeDud]

Imagine getting to J size off Triscuits and Ritz cracker. Deathfats eat the worst shit.

You can put almost anything on top of a Ritz.

 

[SickSadWorld]

Imagine getting to J size off Triscuits and Ritz cracker. Deathfats eat the worst shit.

Those crackers are 100% just a vehicle for dip. Something sour cream and mayonnaise based for sure

 

[Constellationzero]

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1. Corissa is also morphing into Gailard Sartain.
2. Why can't these fucking PIGS wear closed toe shoes??